Wizards of Waverly Place

Disney execs circa 2007: Looks like Harry Potter is all the rage right now. We should capitalize on this. I know, we'll make a shitty show about wizards. Kids fucking love wizards. What's that? A Script? Useless...we'll just mash some shit up over the weekend and hire some teenage girl who can't act. What's this? She can't sing either.....perfect!

Disney wanted wizards and they created a show with wizards. I barely remember what happened at all but I don't remember it being terrible.

This is about the ceiling for Disney Channel shows, but it's quite good for what it is. I really enjoyed the family dynamics present throughout the entire show's run, especially because it depicts parents struggling with teenagers in a less slanted light than many others choose to do.

Harper's clothes and the theme song are kind of good. The rest is shit