White Lines

The ingredients were promising: old grudges, family secrets, murder, sex parties, tony Ibiza locations (even though it was mostly filmed on Mallorca)... unfortunately, the result is mostly just dumb. I blame all the drug dealers--plus DJs never make for interesting anything. The main character is an unstable twat that makes one bad decision after another, making it impossible to care about her. The only interesting personage is Nuno Lopes's Boxer.