War Wolves

The movie opens with a Bible quote and ends with the Mariaaaaa song. Full with those kind of things (names: Isaac, Jake Gabriel). The end fight is hilarious: smurfwolf and chicks that look they've been out in the sun for too long, and a brown painted nose. And what the fuck is 'Elvis' doing there at the end..

i rank these crappy movies on how well they deliver on their crappy premises. so, going into this i expected 2 things: werewolves and john saxon. i got john saxon, but to call those things werewolves would be profoundly generous. a lazy teenager would come up with better makeup. but that's ok there's more pretentious monologues than "werewolves" anyway. which means i fastforwarded. a lot.

Bad Movie

Nonstop Nonsens in bad costumes.

Garbage.