Skeleton Man

I feel like after Starship Troopers each consecutive movie is like the entire film industry taking a big steamy dump on Van Dien's head.

i'm kidding...or am i not?

Insane rampage of the strongest and titular monster of the Cottonmouth Joe cinematic universe, Skeleton Man, clad in trashbags on his mighty steed rides through the plot holes in his movie to slaughter three botched scripts by killing them with his proficient use of all melee weapons as well as a bow an arrow which he uses to destroy a helicopter shortly before his (faked) death inside a nuclear reactor chamber after Michael Rooker goes apeshit on the controls. Beans indian also gets a mention.

When Skeleton Man isn't blatantly stealing dialogue from other, better films, it's oftentimes trying to scare viewers straight with a cheap store-bought Halloween mask.