Silent Predators

Not nearly as terrible as it could have been, just SUPER generic, pretty dull, and quite forgettable. Although, I never really hated it, so...there's that. The most curious thing here is the title...Like they're rattlesnakes...the name comes from the noise they make...and they ain't the least bit silent in this movie...Shit, I'm pretty sure one of the snakes even roars like an eagle at one point. Despite all that, while you certainly could do worse, this is still not something worth the watch.

Based on a JAWS ripoff script called FANGS written by John Carpenter in the '70s. And watered down from that by four other credited writers. But you get to see Preston Sturges's granddaughter ask five-time People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive Harry Hamlin to check under her bed for snakes, if you know what she means. And Patty McCormack from THE BAD SEED, who at fifty-five is hotter than hot hot Harry Hamlin, who did you know was People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive seven times?

Don't let the Criticker image fool you, the movie is nowhere near as cool as that