Rob Schneider: Soy Sauce and the Holocaust

To be honest, I only watched this to make my self angry. I've been to lots of stand up open mics and any one of them had at least 10 comedians more talented than Schneider. I hope he drowns in a lake of fire full of dragon sharks that can spit lava. If you really want to know how bad this is just know that he named the special after a joke that got no laughs. Fucking embarrassing.

I heard that after filming this, Rob Schneider drank a bottle of Jack Daniels and drove into the side of a cliff. Wait, he didn't? Wishful thinking, I guess.

0. Zero. Just want to make sure that's clear.

A Rob Schneider show was made at my school. Guess whether that made me gain/lose respect for the school/Schneider.

When did he become Wayne Newton?

You can tell that Schneider is going to put on a whole slew of faces of color in this one just by the title. "Yellow face"? Yup. "Brown face"? yup.