Mystery Science Theater 3000 : Episode List
In the not-too-distant future, a man and his robots are trapped aboard the Satellite of Love, where mad scientists force them to sit through the worst movies ever made. (imdb)
Seasons: 11, Episodes: 186
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Girls Town (1994)
- Season 7, Episode 1
A promiscuous teen is framed for murder and then sent to a Catholic reform school in Girls Town (1959). Mike explains the honor system to the Bots and Tom "scats" until Mike and Crow can't take it anymore. (imdb)
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Invasion USA (1994)
- Season 7, Episode 2
An upper-middle class family teaches Mike and the Bots how to be incredibly bland and boring in A Date with Your Family (1950). Later, a group of barflies must figure out what to do when the Soviets attack the U.S. in Invasion USA (1952) (imdb)
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The Dead Talk Back (1994)
- Season 7, Episode 3
Metaphysics helps to solve a murder case while Mike and the Bots impersonate the Grateful Dead. (imdb)
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Zombie Nightmare (1994)
- Season 7, Episode 4
Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank fool around with voodoo as Mike and the 'bots make Batman (1966) jokes in order to endure Zombie Nightmare (1987) with Adam West. (imdb)
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Colossus and the Headhunters (1994)
- Season 7, Episode 5
Mike and the Bots try to make sense of Colossus and the Headhunters (1963) in which a man named Maciste tries to lead his people from a destroyed island to a land of other tribes. (imdb)
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The Creeping Terror (1994)
- Season 7, Episode 6
Mike and the 'bots watch The Creeping Terror (1964), with its infamous walking-carpet monster, and parody Love, American Style (1969). (imdb)
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Bloodlust! (1994)
- Season 7, Episode 7
Mike and the Bots watch a cheap ripoff of The Most Dangerous Game, while Mother Forrester visits Deep 13. (imdb)
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Code Name: Diamond Head (1994)
- Season 7, Episode 8
A down-home country family eat apple pie and raise championship pigs during A Day at the Fair (1947). In the failed television pilot turned movie Code Name: Diamond Head (1977), an undercover agent battles a villain in Hawaii. The Bots discover what it would be like to live with a Crash Test Dummy and the Frugal Gourmet. (imdb)
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The Skydivers (1994)
- Season 7, Episode 9
The villains of Deep 13 force Mike and the 'bots to watch Why Study Industrial Arts? (1956) and The Skydivers (1963) after challenging them to a swing choir contest. (imdb)
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The Violent Years (1994)
- Season 7, Episode 10
Jam Handy shows the world the glory of sexism with electric kitchen appliances and Ed Wood analyzes the world of criminals spoiled by their parents. (imdb)
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Last of the Wild Horses (1994)
- Season 7, Episode 11
A cowboy winds up in the middle of a turf war between a rancher and his neighbors in Last of the Wild Horses (1948). An invention from the Mads goes awry and creates mirror versions of everyone on the SOL. (imdb)
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The Starfighters (1994)
- Season 7, Episode 12
Mike and the robots watch a never ending loop of jets flying and refueling while Crow struggles to get onto the Information Super Highway. (imdb)
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The Sinister Urge (1994)
- Season 7, Episode 13
Two laid back detectives crack down on an underground porn ring while Frank threatens to blow up Deep 13. (imdb)
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San Francisco International (1994)
- Season 7, Episode 14
It's a day in the life of the people who operate San Francisco International Airport while Mike distracts everyone with his Steve Urkle impersonation. (imdb)
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Kitten with a Whip (1994)
- Season 7, Episode 15
A Senate candidate finds a seductive reform school dropout hiding in his home in Kitten with a Whip (1964). The crew throws a Mexican fiesta like the one in the film and chat with a real kitten with a whip on the Hexfield. (imdb)
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Racket Girls (1994)
- Season 7, Episode 16
Mike and the 'bots go "boing" watching Are You Ready for Marriage? (1950) and Racket Girls (1951). Meanwhile, Tom Servo and Crow prepare to be married. (imdb)
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The Sword and the Dragon (1994)
- Season 7, Episode 17
A Russian hero plots an invasion against the Mongols in The Sword and the Dragon (1956). Mike and the Bots create their own topical comedy show, reenact the table cloth scene from the movie, and try their hand at playing Dungeons and Dragons. (imdb)
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High School Big Shot (1994)
- Season 7, Episode 18
Mike and the Bots scratch their heads in confusion as an angel and a devil wage a bet about bread truck drivers in "Out of This World (1954). Then the crew fights lapsing into a depression while watching the incredibly dour "High School Big Shot (1959)". (imdb)
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Red Zone Cuba (1994)
- Season 7, Episode 19
Mike and the Bots take on Coleman Francis' mise-en-scène epic, "Red Zone Cuba (1966)". This true tour-de-force of ineptitude combines two vagrant day-labourers, an escaped convict (played by Coleman Francis), Cuba, uranium, and frogs legs. (imdb)
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Danger!! Death Ray (1995)
- Season 7, Episode 20
"Danger!! Death Ray (1967)" features a slick secret agent investigating an evil organization that stole a top secret death ray. Tom makes his own death ray for peaceful use but caves in to the pressure to use it on Crow. (imdb)
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The Beast of Yucca Flats (1995)
- Season 7, Episode 21
Mike and the Bots endure and barely survive "The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)," their third and final Coleman Francis abomination featuring Tor Johnson as the titular beast. (imdb)
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Angels Revenge (1995)
- Season 7, Episode 22
Mike and the Bots semi-suffer through "Angels' Brigade (1979)," a '70's jiggle-fest while the Mads turn them into the cast of "Renegade (1992)." (imdb)
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The Amazing Transparent Man (1995)
- Season 7, Episode 23
A minister encourages railroad workers to stop getting brutally injured on the job in "The Days of Our Years (1955)." During the feature film "The Amazing Transparent Man (1960)," a mad scientist makes an escaped criminal invisible so he can steal radioactive supplies. (imdb)
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Samson vs. the Vampire Women (1995)
- Season 7, Episode 24
While Mike and the Bots wrestle with "Santo vs. the Vampire Women (1962)," TV's Frank is assumed into Second Banana Heaven, leaving no one for Dr. Forrester to kill. (imdb)
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