Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned

Gloriously weird. The only sober person involved with this was the narrator, who seems to pause in the middle of every sentence like "...Really?"

Take one of those delightfully melodramatic, soap-opera-y '70s comic books; chop off the last two years of a seven-year run; include every weird subplot, all the weird-ass takes on religion, every moment they'd been building up to without any of the context; compress it all down to an hour and a half; run it thru the hallucinatory filter of classic '80s blood-and-sex OAVs; and give it a wonderfully terrible dub, with over-the-top narration and awful voice direction. Cheeseburger Dracula forever.

Perhaps the greatest tragedy written in the 20th century

This one is so weird and the more I think about it the weirder it gets, with Dracula as a huge baby coward getting his ass kicked and tricked by everyone in the world.

Dracula Sovereign of the Damned is the silliest movie with a dead baby, Dracula eating a hamburger and marrying a wizard ever

I tried unsuccessfully to find a subtitled version of this movie. But even still this would've been a train wreck of a movie. The animation is sloppy and poorly done even by 1980s standards, the story itself is all over the place and doesn't make a lot of sense. The main reason it score as good of a score as it got is because the movie loaded with insane plot points and ideas. So I watch the dubbed version and rated it 20/100 and figured that the original version ... [Full review]