Dark Storm

A tragic waste of a brilliant story involving the brand new sci-fi thing du-jour - Dark Matter. You can do anything with Dark Matter because nobody knows what the fuck it is. In this film, it gives Stephen Baldwin super powers. Alas, this film is a masterpiece in dullness. They have done it so expertly, so precisely, you'd be forgiven for thinking it was the result of a series of experiments involving watching peoples brains in fMRI scanners to create the most boring film conceivable.

Dear lord, this movie is simply terrible, seeing as how it had no less than three recognizable faces, it's actually astonishing to see how badly it was made. The only saving grace is Stephan Baldwin's punctuating his character with the cheesy and stereotypical (takes off his glasses) "Oh...my...god."