redmachined
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| 89 78% | The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) - Rated 14 Aug 2007
"One of my favorite stories as a child brought to life in a manner that does not disappoint. Can't wait for Prince Caspian."
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| 20 45% | Brokeback Mountain (2005) - Rated 14 Aug 2007
"Far too pretentious to be anything but critically-acclaimed. Only good scene involves consumption of pudding."
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| 10 41% | Syriana (2005) - Rated 14 Aug 2007
"Saw it tonight at a sneak preview (Tues. 13 Dec 05) and cannot get the stink of hyperparanoia out of my hair, clothes, or nose. All the hullabaloo of "OMG OIL CONSPIARCY!!!1" completely sodomises and leaves for dead in a ditch what could have been a great movie, had another plot foil been used. As it is, all hope for Syriana's being a good movie is lying face-down in the cold mud, bleeding profusely from the anus."
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| 3 27% | Waiting... (2005) - Rated 14 Aug 2007
"I've had premature ejeaculations that were more entertaining."
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| 5 31% | Serenity (2005) - Rated 14 Aug 2007
"Bad TV show, worse movie."
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| 90 83% | Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) - Rated 14 Aug 2007
"The missing piece of the Tragedy of Anakin Skywaker is finally set into place."
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| 0 6% | Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005) - Rated 14 Aug 2007
"Vehicular homicide."
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| 75 59% | Batman Begins (2005) - Rated 14 Aug 2007
"I can't see Christian Bale as anything but Patrick Bateman, and that's why I kept wondering if Batman was going to pick up and then brutally murder some hookers."
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| 95 93% | The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005) - Rated 14 Aug 2007
"Best movie of 2005."
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| 0 6% | 8 Mile (2002) - Rated 14 Aug 2007
"LOL EMINEM. Pure garbage from the biggest attention whore since Charo."
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