OnHolyServiceBound

onholyservicebound
Movie Buff - 188 Film Ratings
Member Since: 20 Aug 2024
Location: USA

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87 68% Mom and Dad (2017) - Rated 03 Oct 2024
32 23% Space Jam (1996) - Rated 23 Sep 2024
38 26% Despicable Me (2010) - Rated 23 Sep 2024
26 21% Despicable Me 4 (2024) - Rated 23 Sep 2024
12 12% The Wicker Man (2006) - Rated 23 Sep 2024
"I almost thought of giving this movie a good rating because I admittedly laughed my ass off. But at the end of the day this was not really a comedy, but a poorly written mess of a movie. I give it a 12 because it can still be enjoyable, I just don't think the laughs justify it's runtime and abysmal plot. I would recommend simply watching "The best of The Wicker Man" on youtube, and enjoying the most stupid bits of this movie. (Also, Not the Bees, is not a line that is in the actual film.)"
96 96% The Wicker Man (1973) - Rated 23 Sep 2024
78 49% In A Violent Nature (2024) - Rated 23 Sep 2024
"An interesting film with a unique PoV. Although enjoyable, it takes a patient viewer to enjoy, which is probably not the average slasher fan. That said, for the carnage enjoyers, the kills are well done,(barring the first cut to black, it is luckily the only one like that) creative, and have a balance between almost comically over the top and yet done with a brutal weight that feels grounded. The ending PTSD was out of left field and really caught me off guard in a good way. Solid film."
86 62% Abominable (2006) - Rated 21 Sep 2024
29 22% The Breed (2006) - Rated 21 Sep 2024
"Absolutely idiotic. Characters range from completely incompetent, unable to even put their hands in front of their necks, to being able to survive explosions from a few feet away. I only rated it a 3/10 because it had humor value. Dogs on the plane wing, or doggy paddling after them, is too stupid to not find funny. Dog lovers beware, normal looking healthy dogs are killed in a variety of violent ways."
87 68% Possession (1981) - Rated 16 Sep 2024