OnHolyServiceBound

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Member Since: 19 Aug 2024
Location: USA
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Nosferatu (2024) - Rated 05 Mar 2025
"A visually stunning and beautiful film. There are some scenes in this movie that I'll never forget. The dark and menacing scenes with the Titular monster are enjoyable and engaging. But the more he was shown, the less scary he became. His design, although historically accurate, came off less Vlad the Impaler, and more Eggman from Sonic for me. The finale fizzles out after a strong set up, and the daylight exchanges between the clever doctors can go on for too long."
Boar (2018) - Rated 05 Mar 2025
"A solid monster film, the practical boar looked decent and had presence. For a relatively silly concept it manages to pull off making the thing genuinely threatening. The main performances ranged from solid to meh, but overall serviceable(John Jarratt is the standout), but there was a lot of time spent on characterizing the rural town which the titular boar never enters. I don't mind it as it had charm, but it doesn't service the plot much and some may find it pointless."
The Fifth Element (1997) - Rated 10 Oct 2024
Lifeforce (1985) - Rated 10 Oct 2024
Mom and Dad (2017) - Rated 02 Oct 2024
Space Jam (1996) - Rated 23 Sep 2024
Despicable Me (2010) - Rated 23 Sep 2024
Despicable Me 4 (2024) - Rated 23 Sep 2024
The Wicker Man (2006) - Rated 23 Sep 2024
"I almost thought of giving this movie a good rating because I admittedly laughed my ass off. But at the end of the day this was not really a comedy, but a poorly written mess of a movie. I give it a 12 because it can still be enjoyable, I just don't think the laughs justify it's runtime and abysmal plot. I would recommend simply watching "The best of The Wicker Man" on youtube, and enjoying the most stupid bits of this movie. (Also, Not the Bees, is not a line that is in the actual film.)"
The Wicker Man (1973) - Rated 23 Sep 2024