NIV7

niv7
Celluloid Junkie - 2868 Film Ratings
Member Since: 14 May 2024
Location: Hell, MI, USA
Bio: lmao I worked really hard on this and it got censored immediately

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22 41% Wake (2024) - Rated 17 Nov 2024
"You've seen this movie before, so despite the new texture and good acting, it's just OK. Props on the ending credits: it's a continuous driving shot along backroads/fields (maybe worth finding on YouTube)."
89 92% The Timekeepers of Eternity (2021) - Rated 17 Nov 2024
"Well worth watching, especially if you've seen the old Langoliers. This is definitively a horror film, rather than a (bad) drama with horror elements."
89 92% The Substance (2024) - Rated 17 Nov 2024
"Its bluntness is its strength, and it wields it confidently, expertly, brutally. I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards. Everyone who helped make this should be praised, and if you haven't seen Revenge (2017) yet, go watch that next."
78 85% Rebel Ridge (2024) - Rated 17 Nov 2024
"Hell yeah Saulnier! If you like his other stuff you'll like and/or appreciate this one."
33 53% Oddity (2024) - Rated 17 Nov 2024
"A film that deserves to be taken seriously, and has a couple new visuals, but it's extremely predictable, only has the one good kill intro (no real gore), and is probably mostly recommended by normies due to how minimalistic it is."
56 70% Mr. Crocket (2024) - Rated 17 Nov 2024
"IMHO this is best compared to Freddy's Dead (1992). The setup is good, the FX are really nice for the budget, Elvis Nolasco delivers in every single scene — but it's also corny AF, is limited by its budget, and moves too quickly (maybe because it tries to cover wayyyyy too much backstory for how short it is). I recommend it to horror aficionados, but for everyone else YMMV."
89 92% Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) - Rated 17 Nov 2024
"It's the MCU with "edgy" humor. RR is really trying to break a world record for profanity &/ sexual humor &/ something, but if you can get past that (and if you're OK with typical MCU movies) it's awesome. Despite how shallow it can appear, there's actual weight to the serious parts, and they spare no expense on the cameos (tbh the cameos almost certainly make it 100% worthwhile to watch). Everyone absolutely kills it!!!"
78 85% Cuckoo (2024) - Rated 17 Nov 2024
"This is an excellent paranormal drama/mystery — or, at least, I really enjoyed it. It's definitely not a horror at all in any way — maybe a sci-fi, or a 'horror' like Green Room (with fantasy elements)."
11 24% V/H/S/Beyond (2024) - Rated 17 Nov 2024
"Nothing new, nothing interesting; the cover art is better than any/all of the shorts & the framing (not the worst I've seen tho)."
22 41% The House That Screamed (1969) - Rated 17 Nov 2024
"A slasher that, by modern standards, runs overlong in every way: character intros, kills (poor gore), and setting exposition. Not painful to watch, but probably not worth it."