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| 70 41% | Kill Switch (2008) - Rated 18 Aug 2009
"You can never have too many slow motion fight scenes in a Segal movie. This one features more people thrown through more tables from more angles then any other Segal movie. FACT!"
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| 80 58% | Choke (2008) - Rated 18 Aug 2009
"Apparently a lot of people who read the book didn't like the film. I didn't read the book but watched the film. The film was good, much lighter in tone then the other adaptions of Chuckle's work to the big screen."
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| 85 75% | Shaolin Soccer (2001) - Rated 18 Aug 2009
"I've never seen a Shaolin monk play soccer before seeing this film and boy do they have some skills!"
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| 8 25% | My Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009) - Rated 18 Aug 2009
"Rather then birthing a sequel I'm going to plead for the producers to consider casting the same people in a much more rewarding concept: How about a tv show where the bit part actors from a dosen shit 90210 clones have to fight it off Big Brother style for a minimum wage job on an imitation QVC channel, selling porcelain cats to old women? The twist is each week the loser of the phone poll has to be eaten alivee by the other contestants The ball's in your court dudes, you know my number."
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| 87 91% | The Good, the Bad, the Weird (2008) - Rated 18 Aug 2009
"Three guys go searching for the Holy grail in a Walmart trolley park, ONLY IN KOREA!"
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| 1 8% | Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008) - Rated 18 Aug 2009
"Comparable to watching eighty minutes of a toy poodle in your mother's underwear smashing your little sister's face with a glass ashtray, then drowning her in a bath full of bleach."
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