mangoluver4u
Bio: Real hard ass doesn't take shit from nobody wanted for murder in 3 states and the republic of Congo.
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| 75 63% | Jurassic Park (1993) - Rated 02 Jun 2013
"Jeff Goldblum tells us dinosaurs are governed by chaos theory, and some poor guy gets ate by a T-Rex while taking a dump."
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| 45 36% | Face/Off (1997) - Rated 02 Jun 2013
"Nicolas Cage must have gotten into some Viagra before coming on set to film this movie. He was groping anything with tits in this movie, we also know he could eat a peach for hours. He must really like him some produce!"
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| 60 46% | King of Devil's Island (2010) - Rated 03 Mar 2012 |
| 90 79% | Rejected (2000) - Rated 24 Feb 2012 |
| 70 57% | Tucker & Dale vs Evil (2010) - Rated 23 Feb 2012
"Wish my vacations were like this, hot girl, beer, and annoying college kids chucking themselves into my wood chipper."
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| 65 51% | Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011) - Rated 23 Feb 2012
"Should have taken more time to fully introduce us to the characters. Most of the time I had just an inkling of what was going on. A lot of the Important events are just spoken about and we get a few flashbacks, and even when we see what is happening I was just left wondering why everyone was so tense. I just pretended this movie was about a guy who has his favorite lighter stolen, and then comes up with a really elaborate scheme to get it back."
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| 60 46% | Pink Flamingos (1972) - Rated 19 Feb 2012
"This movie had me at hello, of course the hello came from a guy's anus. One final note that one bitch liked her some eggs!"
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| 75 63% | Take Shelter (2011) - Rated 19 Feb 2012 |
| 70 57% | Inland Empire (2006) - Rated 19 Feb 2012
"The only other experience in life that can compare to watching a 3 hour Lynch film is taking an ice pick dipping it in hot sauce, then proceeding to shove it up your urethra. After the burning subsides take the same said ice pick jam it in your forehead and give it a good whirl. Only after that go on the internet and have some douche tell you that you just don't understand the movie the way he does."
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| 95 85% | Alien (1979) - Rated 19 Feb 2012
"It's a great movie there's not much else to say, but my one and only complaint and this goes for the whole Alien film series. Why do I have to look at Sigourney Weaver's masculine physique in every damn movie? I mean it's understandable that there are going to be a few shots of her skimpily dressed, but the camera angles on some of those scenes I mean come on! For example at the end of this movie when she's getting undressed to go into the sleep chamber, I can tell she had a full bush."
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