hsncrspywl
Bio: its been very real criticker but after 4 years and 898 lazy and/or pretentious film reviews i am out of ideas
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| 60 28% | Antiviral (2012) - Rated 14 May 2016
"hes not his da but he doesnt have to be. this aint too bad. creeped me out. big time. -30-"
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| 60 28% | Being Evel (2015) - Rated 14 May 2016
"evel knievel was kinda a dick and john milius was responsible. fucking john milius."
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| 80 65% | High Rise (2016) - Rated 14 May 2016
"on the nose. like patsy. noice."
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| 70 46% | Napoleon Dynamite (2004) - Rated 14 May 2016
"actually alright but then again i caught it when i was too young to understand a wes anderson. im still too young to understand a hal ashby. or maybe too old."
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| 55 22% | As Tears Go By (1988) - Rated 27 Jan 2016
"Pretty blah but some nice shots here and there. Totally Mean Streets, and it's really unfortunate. Bad dubbing too."
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| 82 69% | Band of Outsiders (1964) - Rated 27 Jan 2016
"Post-modern but doesn't tire you out with it. Worth it just to stare and drool at Anna Karina but the gangster-style attitudes mixed with verite style depictions of the city and a few winks to the camera make this lightweight fun with some clever flourishes."
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| 84 74% | Heavenly Creatures (1994) - Rated 27 Jan 2016
"Strikes a perfect tone between camp melodrama and tragedy, comedy and creepy, feels like a terse psychological horror much of the time, Winslet and Lynskey do so well at pulling off characters who are certainly not made perfect but still draw in empathy."
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| 76 57% | Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996) - Rated 27 Jan 2016
"Joyously and willfully ignorant, stupid, and deftly satirical."
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| 66 39% | A Goofy Movie (1995) - Rated 27 Jan 2016
"Not the worst Disney movie by any means, actually not too bad and still watchable - but my own psychological issues appear to have ruined this film for me forever, no matter how much I appreciate the grainy look of the design, the slightly more contemporary humour, or the hefty amount of tribute they pay to Prince for some reason. Nope. I am a broken shell of a human and it's because I re-watched a goofy fucking movie."
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| 86 79% | Pavement: Slow Century (2002) - Rated 27 Jan 2016
"An excellent documentary, much like the music of Pavement, skips detail for feeling, providing a fascinating point of view from which to observe the "rise" and even more dubious "fall" of one of the greatest bands of all time, no hyperbole."
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