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| 0 8% | Captain Apache (1971) - Rated 21 Mar 2011
"HOLY GOD LEE VAN CLEEF IN TARZAN UNDERWEAR THERE IS NO GOD THERE IS NO GOD THERE IS NO GOD."
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| 81 46% | Training Day (2001) - Rated 08 Mar 2011
"Denzel is a god in this movie. King Kong ain't got shit on him."
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| 93 73% | Aliens (1986) - Rated 08 Mar 2011
"GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER"
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| 0 8% | The Matrix Reloaded (2003) - Rated 06 Mar 2011
"THE RAVE SCENE OH GOD THE RAVE SCENE THE RAVE SCENE. OH NO THEY GOT THAT KFC DUDE TO SPOUT WORDS THAT ONLY EXIST IN THE VOCABULARIES OF NERDS OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT"
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| 2 17% | The Matrix Revolutions (2003) - Rated 06 Mar 2011
"Smith and guy who play real world Smith (Bane is his name IIRC) are pretty cool. Rest= Total shit"
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| 100 92% | Mulholland Drive (2001) - Rated 06 Mar 2011
"If only more movies included lesbian sex scenes then we would have a perfect world."
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| 83 48% | Black Hawk Down (2001) - Rated 06 Mar 2011
"All in all good movie but I find it a bit too repetitive. Also I think they could have humanized the Somalis a bit more. Yes, the main point of the movie was on the American's but the book at least included Somali perpectives both militia and civilian."
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| 60 34% | Judgment Night (1993) - Rated 04 Mar 2011
"Now if this was a review for the soundtrack, then the score would be 1000000000000 out of 100 because holy shitcakes Batman. I mean, MOTHERFUCKING SLAYER AND MOTHERFUCKING ICE T ARE COVERING THE MOTHERFUCKING EXPLOITED.
JESUS H CHRIST AND THAT'S ONLY ONE SONG."
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| 87 56% | No Country for Old Men (2007) - Rated 04 Mar 2011 |
| 5 19% | Los Nuevos extraterrestres (1983) - Rated 04 Mar 2011
"5 for Trumpy and the cat."
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