Carpetgiant
Bio: Want to read some great reviews? I would highly recommend checking out the following Criticker users:
http://www.criticker.com/profile/spleen - like an organ you can't live without!
http://www.criticker.com/profile/Kojiless - start the reactor, Kojiless!
http://www.criticker.com/profile/Paxton - it's not over until Paxton says it's game over, man!
http://www.criticker.com/profile/Barthalen - you might as well jump over to his page!
http://www.criticker.com/profile/spleen - like an organ you can't live without!
http://www.criticker.com/profile/Kojiless - start the reactor, Kojiless!
http://www.criticker.com/profile/Paxton - it's not over until Paxton says it's game over, man!
http://www.criticker.com/profile/Barthalen - you might as well jump over to his page!
Recent Ratings
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| 83 53% | The Road (2009) - Rated 05 Dec 2015
"It's probably too late to be worthwhile, but I feel tempted to make a gimmick account on Twitter and describe details from the movie as Viggo Mortensen's character. Should I pick up any followers, I would immediately tweet at them in a paranoid manner, demanding to know why they are following me."
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| 81 43% | Frantic (1988) - Rated 05 Dec 2015
"Now that I've watched this movie, I am one line closer to deciphering the lyrics of "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies. I only need to figure out what Sailor Moon and anime are before I completely understand the entire song."
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| 65 1% | Tooken (2015) - Rated 30 Nov 2015
"I had a free premium cable promotion this weekend, which gave me access to hundreds of movies I would not normally be able to watch. So, naturally, I picked this. In doing so, I think I have demonstrated that I should not be allowed to give advice or make important decisions."
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| 60 0% | YellowBrickRoad (2010) - Rated 26 Nov 2015
"Someone told me that this movie was inspired by the Dyatlov Pass incident and that I would like it. Right now, I would like nothing more than to drop a house on that person, steal their shoes and then watch their striped legs curl up and disappear beneath the wreckage."
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| 80 35% | Black Sunday (1977) - Rated 16 Nov 2015
"Jeez, 1977 was a bad year to be a blimp pilot."
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| 78 21% | San Andreas (2015) - Rated 07 Nov 2015
"While "San Andreas" was moderately entertaining and had some decent special effects, it certainly has its share of faults."
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| 82 48% | Buried (2010) - Rated 06 Oct 2015
""Buried" is the type of movie that feeds your eyes, but then makes you want to sew them shut. Jesus Christ!"
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| 78 21% | Terminator Genisys (2015) - Rated 03 Oct 2015
"I'm sick of this "hey, let's reboot an old franchise with an alternate timeline so we can make more money without much effort" trend. I swear if I ever get a time machine, I'm going to fix everything and prevent these uninspired reboots by beating up some old codger with a cane to stop him from giving himself a sports almanac."
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| 77 17% | Good-bye, My Lady (1956) - Rated 27 Sep 2015
"It's kind of like "To Kill A Mockingbird", but you know ... for the kids."
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| 75 8% | Wind Chill (2007) - Rated 23 Sep 2015
"According to Wikipedia, Friedrich Nietzsche's concept of eternal return suggests that the universe has been recurring, and will continue to recur, in a self-similar form an infinite number of times across infinite time or space. The two main characters, who are college students, briefly discuss this concept. This seemed fitting to me because the movie felt like one I had watched hundred of times before."
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