BeeDub
Bio: I'm well on my way to becoming a cranky old man, but I still love movies, just like you.
100 Masterpiece
95 Near-masterpiece
92 Excellent
88 Above average
85 Solidly entertaining
82 Enjoyable
78 Fine if you're in the right mood
75 Mediocre
72 Poor
68 Bad
65 Terrible
62 Insulting
0 Unwatchable garbage
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| 92 84% | Fallout (2024) - Rated 28 Jun 2024
"Isn't it nice when Hollywood writers don't hate the source material?"
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| 88 75% | Carl's Date (2023) - Rated 19 Jun 2024
"Sweet and funny. If this ends up being the last time we see Carl and Dug, it's a fine send-off."
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| 75 30% | The Valley of Gwangi (1969) - Rated 15 Jun 2024
"The Harryhausen effects are the only good things going for this otherwise mediocre King Kong ripoff."
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| 72 23% | Dark Angel: The Ascent (1994) - Rated 14 Jun 2024
"Sillier than most episodes of Charmed. The kind of movie where a couple somehow lights hundreds of candles in their bedroom before gettin' it on. Angela Featherstone is comely but the faces on Mount Rushmore are more expressive."
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| 78 40% | Elleville Elfrid (2020) - Rated 09 Jun 2024
"Has major pacing issues, especially for such a low-stakes story, but there are some good comedic asides, and the characters are appealing enough. Best for very young kids."
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| 75 30% | Cinderella II: Dreams Come True (2002) - Rated 01 Jun 2024
"Not good, but it's more bland than terrible. I've definitely seen worse Disney content in recent years."
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| 78 40% | Knock Knock (2022) - Rated 31 May 2024
"Not bad, but nothing special. At least it's short."
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| 85 63% | I Am Groot (2022) - Rated 24 May 2024
"He certainly is."
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| 92 84% | Home Movie: The Princess Bride (2020) - Rated 21 Apr 2024
"Seeing a bunch of celebrities reenact The Princess Bride, scene by scene, with the cast changing every few minutes, is very much in my wheelhouse."
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| 95 91% | Chinatown (1974) - Rated 02 Apr 2024
"How much effort did I put into this review? As little as possible."
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