Richard L. Bare
Total Credits at Criticker: 2 (Actor), 58 (Director), 43 (Writer)
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- Third from the Sun (1960) - S1 E14
- The Purple Testament (1960) - S1 E19
- Nick of Time (1960) - S2 E7
- To Serve Man (1962) - S3 E24
- The Prime Mover (1961) - S2 E21
- What's in the Box (1964) - S5 E24
A tongue-in-cheek psycho movie in "Duo-vision." The entire feature employs the split-screen technique used in parts of Brian De Palma's "Sisters" that same year. As a handyman at a seacoast hotel, Randolph Roberts wears a monster mask while he kills and dismembers women with blond hair. Tiffany Bolling is a singer, Scott Brady is a detective and Edd "Kookie" Burns is a lifeguard. The music is the original organ score for the silent film "Phantom of the Opera." (imdb)
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So You Think You're a Nervous Wreck (1946) - Short Film
White collar worker Joe McDoakes (George O'Hanlon) is full of fears and phobias and his most deeply-rooted psychic disturbance is fear of his boss. He has a dream and sees himself as besting his boss and establishing himself as the boss of his own super-deluxe office. (imdb)
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So You Think You're Not Guilty (1950) - Short Film
Joe McDoakes (George O'Hanlon) pleads "not guilty" to a traffic violation but is convicted anyway. Handling this setback in his usual manner, the two-dollar fine quickly pyramids to a 10-year jail sentence. (imdb)
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Unscrupulous showgirl Flaxy Martin involves young attorney Walter Colby with mobster Hap Richie. A girl is murdered, with the evidence pointing to Flaxy, and Colby takes the rap and gets a 20 year sentence. San Malko gives Colby the clue to the real killer and, en route to prison, he escapes and is found by Nora Carson who shelters him. After escaping from one of Richie's gunmen, Walter heads for Flaxy's apartment, where she admits she double-crossed him. (imdb)
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A sheriff's son is falsely accused of murder, and a friend determines to clear his name and find the real killer. (imdb)
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Army veterans, just mustered out of the service, are going to the one of the men's brothers ranch on their way West. Just as they arrive, Indians attack the ranch and kill the brother. The brother was killed because he was using faulty ammunition that did not fire. Buck Devlin, whose brother was killed, musters out of the service with pals John and Wilbur and vows to find the men responsible for the crime. (imdb)
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So You Want to Be a Detective (1948) - Short Film
Joe McDoakes imagines himself as a private detective on a murder case. Throughout the film, he spars verbally with narrator Art Gilmore. (imdb)
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Dave Joslin, the managing editor of a big-city newspaper, is demoted and moved to the Miss Lonely Hearts column-writing department by the newspaper's publisher, J. B. Grennell, because Joslin refuses to desist in printing stories linking a gangster, Matthew Keever, to a murder. But Joslin, aided by Kit Williams, a newspaper woman with whom he is in love, investigate the murder case on their own time and, after several narrow escapes from death, finally solve it. (imdb)
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A typical Sam Katzman sand-and-sandals saga that is better than his later "Harem Scarum" only because this one doesn't have Elvis Presley. Gloria Grahame is the princess, Turhan Bey is the Captain of the Guard and Cesar Romero is the oily villain who has his sights set on Gloria and her father's throne. Romero and his henchmen cause Gloria, disguised as a boy (what a waste!), and Turhan to flee to the Casbah, where they plot to strike back at Romero. (imdb)
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Linda Vickers gets mixed up with gambler Marty Fain. One of Fain's henchmen uses her car in a killing, and the police come around asking questions. Linda decides to indulge in a bit of blackmail. Her brother, "Doc', comes to town and disapproves of the company she keeps. Fain is wounded in a killing and 'Doc' helps him out. But "Doc' is shot, and Linda decides to cooperate with the police, and is soon wearing a wire. (imdb)
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So You Want to Keep Your Hair (1946) - Short Film
In this Warner Bros. short film, George O'Hanlon stars as everyman Joe McDoakes. When Joe begins to think he is losing his hair, he sets out to find a solution to his problem.
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So You Want to Give Up Smoking (1942) - Short Film
A humorous look at the various types of smokers and the methods available to them to kick the habit
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So You Want to Hold Your Wife (1947) - Short Film
Joe McDoakes goes on "The Hour of Agony" radio and tells Dr. Agony of his marriage problems. His biggest problem is that his wife, Alice, snores. Joe has even more problems trying to follow Dr. Agony's instructions. (imdb)
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So You Think You Need Glasses (1942) - Short Film
A humorous but informative look at how an average man can remedy common vision problems
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So You Want to Be in Politics (1948) - Short Film
Joe McDoakes thinks he's running for president, but he's actually running for dog-catcher.
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So You're Going on Vacation (1947) - Short Film
Joe McDoakes is informed of his two-week vacation at the last minute and decides to take advantage of a "free" vacation-planning service at a local department store. With his usual low sales resistance, he ends up spending $1,000 on useless equipment and traveling 500 miles. (imdb)
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So You Think You're Allergic (1945) - Short Film
Average Joes have struggled throughout the centuries to deal with allergies like hay fever, and Joe McDoakes is no exception.
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So You're Going to Be a Father (1947) - Short Film
Joe McDoakes goes through all the problems and anxieties of becoming a new father. The results aren't exactly what he expected.
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So You Want to Be a Salesman (1947) - Short Film
Joe McDoakes is new at selling vacuum cleaners and, despite using every technique and approach in the manual, he fails to sell even one, as his wife also refuses to buy one. He is fired and ends up doing singing commercials on the radio.
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So You're Having In-Law Trouble (1949) - Short Film
Joe McDoakes'in-laws come to dinner and announce that they intend to spend the rest of the year, and Joe is furious. Then Joe's family arrives, and a battle royal begins between the opposing in-laws.
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So You Want to Be a Baby Sitter (1949) - Short Film
Joe Mcdoakes is talked into babysitting his friend's bratty child.
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So You Want to Be on the Radio (1948) - Short Film
Joe McDoakes and his wife love to participate in radio show contests, but something seems to interfere every time they are lucky enough to be chosen as participants.
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So You Want to Get Rich Quick (1949) - Short Film
Joe McDoakes stands to inherit $100,000 if he can prove he has a make heir. He adopts a tough kid named Stinky. When the check arrives, it is made out to Stinky, so Joe tries to change his name and cash the check. Par for his usual course, this action does not work out for poor Joe.
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So You Want to Be a Muscle Man (1949) - Short Film
Ellery, who continually embarrasses Joe McDoakes with his physical prowess, makes a big hit with Joe's wife, Alice. Alice wants the piano moved and Ellery is on hand to do the job with such ease that Joe decides to take a correspondence course in body-building.
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So You Want to Build a House (1948) - Short Film
Joe McDoakes decides to build his own home. As the project progresses, he sees his dream house turn into a nightmare.
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So You Want to Be Popular (1949) - Short Film
Joe McDoakes sets out to improve his personality and become popular.
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David Cummings, a vagrant, is bailed out of jail by Philip Cagle, an attorney, who hires him to impersonate a missing millionaire, whose presence is necessary in order to distribute a $3,000,000 estate. Cummings' masquerade involves fooling the missing man's wife, his brother and the brother's wife. Cagle, desiring to be rid of Cummings, sets actions in play which ends in murder, attempted murder and the entombment of Cummings. Can he dig his way out and set things right? (imdb)
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A private investigator is hired to find and protect a singer who witnessed the murder of a union official and is being stalked by the killer. What he doesn't know is that he has actually been hired by the killer himself. (imdb)
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'Generous' Josh belittles the sailing abilities of his friend Terry O'Brien, and Terry counters by betting Josh $20,000 that, using an all-female crew, he can beat him in a race to Tahiti. Terry's crew consists of novice sailors - a murderess, a cocktail waitress, and two other women who go along for the ride - while Josh has an experienced crew. (imdb)
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So You Want to Learn to Dance (1953) - Short Film
Joe McDoakes is invited by his boss to a swanky dance. Joe admits he can't dance and the boss gives him a lesson in the office. At the dance, Joe is a social failure and makes many mistakes while dancing with his boss' wife. Joe goes to a dancing school and becomes a big success. (imdb)
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So You Want to Be a Bachelor (1951) - Short Film
After Joe and his wife have a scrap, Joe goes into the basement and looks through his old mementos from his bachelor days. As he does so, he reminisces about these good 'ol days and you see his relationship with the woman who would later become Mrs. McDoakes. (imdb)
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So You Want a Television Set (1953) - Short Film
Joe and Alice buy a television set and, on some excuse or another, the neighbors begin to drop in, stay to watch television and raid Joe's refrigerator. To escape the turmoil, Joe leaves and goes to the movies, where he finds himself sitting between Doris Day and Gordon McRae. (imdb)
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So You Want to Be an Actor (1949) - Short Film
Joe McDoakes, unemployed thespian, makes all the casting calls,reads all of the trade papers, sees agents and tries out for casting directors and producers, and finally lands a role; the guy behind the 8-ball that is on the title frame of all of the Joe McDoakes shorts. (imdb)
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Green Acres (1965) - TV Series
A New York attorney and his wife try to live as genteel farmers in the bizarre community of Hooterville. (imdb)
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Petticoat Junction (1963) - TV Series
The misadventures of the family staff of The Shady Rest Hotel and their neighbors of Hooterville. (imdb)
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Beulah (1950) - TV Series
A comedy series of a family with the central role pointed to their Negro domestic who pulls the weekly family situations together with more common sense than all of the other family members.
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Broken Arrow (1956) - TV Series
Indian Agent Tom Jeffords makes friends with Chief Cochise, becoming a blood brother of the Apache. Together they fight white schemers and renegade Indians.
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So You Want a Model Railroad (1955) - Short Film
Alice visits Mr. Agony with her latest problem with Joe. They had given Junior a toy railroad for a Christmas present, and Joe had taken it over and become obsessed to the point he has built a railroad empire using all of his time, energy and money. When Alice's mother comes to dinner, Joe even has a rigged-up train serving as the dumb waiter. Mr. Agony helps Alice solver her problem. (imdb)
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Cheyenne (1955) - TV Series
After the Civil War, nomadic adventurer Cheyenne Bodie roamed the west looking for fights, women, and bad guys to beat up. His job changed from episode to episode. (imdb)
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So You Want to Play the Horses (1946) - Short Film
Comedic Warmer Bros short film featuring George O'Hanlon as Joe McDoakes. In this outing, Joe just loves playing the horses and shows what you can do to improve your odds of winning. Hanging around the stables and getting to know the horses is one way or starting rumors about other horses is another. Then there's fate such seeing the same number everywhere or using your own math formula. Joe isn't having much luck but when he finally wins the big one, his bookie has another surprise for him.
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The Twilight Zone (1959) - TV Series
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So You Want to Be in Pictures (1947) - Short Film
Aspiring actor Joe McDoakes blows his first part at Warner Brothers and has to settle for being a stand-in.
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So You Want a Raise (1950) - Short Film
Joe McDoakes asks for a raise and is informed by his boss that the employee selected by him to run the office while he is on vacation will get a raise. Joe works hard and is selected, but manages to get himself unselected when he hears his boss rehearsing for a gangster role in a play and Joe calls the police.
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So You're Going to Have an Operation (1950) - Short Film
A satiric look at doctors and hospitals through the eyes of Joe McDoakes.
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So You Want to Hold Your Husband (1950) - Short Film
Fed up with Joe's indifference toward her, Alice McDoakes takes her troubles to a marriage counselor. None of the courses of action she is advised to take have any impact on Joe until she is advised to create the impression that she has left Joe for another man.
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The Grass Is Always Greener (1950) - Short Film
Ranch-hands get their ideas challenged when a stranger shows up, telling them how good they have things.
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So You Want to Enjoy Life (1952) - Short Film
Believing he has only a month to live, average guy Joe McDoakes decides to live life to the fullest in the time he has left. (imdb)
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So You Want to Be a Handy Man (1951) - Short Film
Joe MacDoakes' next-door neighbor Marvin comes over to help him fix his lawn-sprinkling system, but they get the pipes crossed with the gas-line and almost asphyxiate themselves. They then decide to paint the living-room table and end up painting the whole house trying to cover their mistakes. Marvin accidentally gets Joe caught in the washing machine, thinks he is seeing him on a television set, and goes home leaving Joe to tumble-and-rinse.
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So Your Wife Wants to Work (1956) - Short Film
This comedic short involves a wife who wants to work, but her husband isn't too keen on the idea. (tcm.com)
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The Screen Director (1951) - Short Film
A behind-the-scenes look at all the responsibilities (and headaches) a director assumes when making a motion picture.
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So You Want to Be a Paper Hanger (1951) - Short Film
Joe McDoakes, ever obliging and always helpful, volunteers to hang the new wallpaper for his wife. With the help of his neighbor Marvin, and despite interruptions and mishaps--lots of mishaps--Joe completes the job. There is a minor problem: Marvin has been papered to the wall.
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So You Want to Buy a Used Car (1951) - Short Film
In need of a new vehicle, Joe goes to the Cagey Car Company lot to get a used car--with predictable results.
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So You Want to Be a Plumber (1951) - Short Film
When Joe and Alice have problems with the plumbing around the house, hiring a professional would be too expensive, so Joe goes at it himself. Imagine the worst, then watch it transpire.
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So You Want to Wear the Pants (1952) - Short Film
Joe and Alice's marital issues force a joint counseling session with a psychiatrist who implements a form of role reversal so each partner can see the other's side.
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