Pat Harrington Jr.

At first, Dr. Sidney Schaefer feels honored and thrilled to be offered the job of the President's Analyst. But then the stress of the job and the paranoid spies that come with a sensitive government position get to him, and he runs away. Now spies from all over the world are after him, either to get him for their own side or to kill him and prevent someone else from getting him. (imdb)

Inspector Clouseau is assigned to guard a large diamond, the De Gaulle Stone, from theft, but a three-headed villain in a black coat promptly takes it from him. Clouseau and Sergeant Deux-Deux track the three-headed thief to his hideout, where the thief has secreted the jewel in a glass of water. While searching the premises, Clouseau finds the glass, drinks its contents (jewel included), and is rushed to surgery. (imdb)

Inspector Clouseau receives a tip that the elusive smuggler, Captain Clamity, who looks like a clam with eyes, arms, and legs, is laying anchor off the French coast. Clouseau and Sergeant Deux-Deux make a number of unsuccessful attempts to board Clamity's ship, with Clouseau going down to the sea bottom every time. (imdb)

A mad bomber, who looks like a large black-ball bomb with wild eyes, blasts his way out of prison, vowing revenge on the officer who sent him there - the Surete Commissioner. Inspector Clouseau promises to protect the Commissioner, but no matter where they go, Clouseau's screening is ineffective, the mad bomber reaches his target, and a bomb explodes, blasting only the Commissioner. Finally, the Commissioner himself becomes a mad bomber - and Clouseau is his target! (imdb)

The Surete Commissioner assigns Inspector Clouseau and Sergeant Deux-Deux to spend a night in the Louvre gallery in hope of catching the Blotch, a notorious art thief, in the act of stealing paintings. The Blotch looks like an ink blot and can change his form to blend into any surroundings, and Clouseau and Deux-Deux are unable to locate him even as he swipes huge paintings from behind their backs and loads the paintings onto a truck. (imdb)

The Surete Commissioner orders Inspector Clouseau and Sergeant Deux-Deux to track a mysterious and elusive Monsieur X. Using a submarine, an army tank, and mountaineering equipment, they chase Monsieur X all the way to Africa, where they encounter him in the Sahara Desert and at Mount Kilimanjaro... (imdb)

Inspector Clouseau and Sergeant Deux-Deux investigate the theft of French dowager Madame Pouletbon's diamond, the Plymouth Rock, and discover that the Madame's servants, all of them chickens, stole the jewel and hid it in a bundle of eggs, some of which contain moving images of can can girls. (imdb)

Inspector Clouseau and Sergeant Deux-Deux's investigation into a stolen cargo of bananas takes them to a run-down waterfront apartment building, where they follow a trail of banana peels to the abode of a diminutive Cockney sailor and his impish ape. Clouseau doesn't see the ape, and when he is repeatedly punched through the floor by the ape, Clouseau thinks the stocky sailor has been the one hitting him. (imdb)

Inspector Clouseau and his sidekick, Sergeant Deux-Deux, are assigned to apprehend a four-armed pick-pocket named Spider Pierre, who promptly picks the pocket of Clouseau. Clouseau and Deux-Deux chase Spider Pierre all over Paris, before Deux-Deux subdues Spider Pierre by using bug spray! (imdb)

Inspector Clouseau and his sidekick, Sergeant Deux-Deux, investigate an old house in the Rue Morgue section of Paris after having arrested its tenant, a mad scientist, for causing interference on neighbors' TV sets. Clouseau is convinced there is a monster loose on the premises, especially after Deux-Deux, when Clouseau wasn't looking, drank a bubbly potion from a beaker and turned into a horrible creature. (imdb)

Inspector Clouseau dresses like a woman in an attempt to nab a purse-snatcher at the Paris Hotel D'Hote, but the Surete Commissioner thinks that the disguised Clouseau really is really a woman- Clouseau's sister- and since Clouseau is too embarrassed to identify himself to the Commissioner, he decides to go along with the Commissioner to a restaurant in the Hotel D'Hote. They end up in the Commissioner's own apartment, where the Commissioner's wife is home with a headache! (imdb)

Inspector Clouseau and Sergeant Deux-Deux are assigned by the Surete Commissioner to search for a secret agent, who supposedly has information that Clouseau's life is in danger. (imdb)

A notorious Paris criminal, Toulouse Le Moose, escapes to Cherbourg after jumping bail, and Inspector Clouseau is assigned to handcuff himself to Toulouse and accompany him by train back to Paris. Toulouse smashes Clouseau's gun and escapes the train, dragging his handcuffed captive, Clouseau, behind him. The two are anxious to part company if they can find a way of breaking their metal links. (imdb)

Inspector Clouseau and Sergeant Deux-Deux track a notorious criminal, Hassan the Assassin, to a run-down building, where Clouseau must gain access to apprehend Hassan. Deux-Deux gives Clouseau a rabbit's foot for luck. It turns out that the only luck the rabbit's foot brings is luck of the bad variety, which Clouseau discovers in each of his painfully misbegotten attempts to enter Hassan's hideaway. (imdb)

A crime wave in Paris results in the hot-tempered Surete Commissioner becoming so stressed-out that he requires bed rest at home. Inspector Clouseau is assigned to see that the Commissioner is not disturbed. But it's Bastille Day, and between the day's ceremonies and a pesky cat- and Clouseau's violent and failed attempts to silence the feline- the Commissioner receives little peace! (imdb)

Reports of flying saucers over Paris have the Surete scrambling to keep order. The Commissioner is himself abducted by aliens and taken to their planet. Inspector Clouseau and Sergeant Deux-Deux follow in a monkey-piloted rocket and find the Commissioner in a specimen jar. They release him and are chased around and around the tiny planet by one of the aliens. (imdb)

Inspector Clouseau pursues a thieving motorcycle gang led by one Pig-Al. Pig-Al and his criminal cohorts reach their headquarters at the top of a steep hill, which Pig-Al covers with grease so that Clouseau cannot easily ascend to reach them. (imdb)

The French Surete experiments with the use of dogs as partners to its police officers, and Inspector Clouseau is paired with a scrappy canine given the name of Private Bowser. Clouseau and Bowser chase a thief onto a train, and Bowser subdues the criminal with no help from the bumbling Clouseau. (imdb)

A frogman dives for buried treasure. (Leonard Maltin's Movie & Video Guide)

An oil refinery blows up, causing a firestorm that threatens a hospital and everyone inside. (imdb)

Inspector Clouseau goes to Canada to study Canadian prison systems. He is assigned to guard a dangerous criminal named Caribou Lou. Lou breaks out of prison and heads for a secluded cabin hideaway, taking Clouseau along as a hostage. Clouseau tries unsuccessfully to sedate Lou with sleeping powder mixed in with his porridge, then appeals to Lou's vanity by saying how Lou's chiseled profile would look good on film. (imdb)

Inspector Clouseau is wrongly convicted of a crime committed by his look-alike. He is put into prison where he tries to break out so that he can find his look-alike and clear his own name, but all his escape attempts fail, and each time, a no-nonsense warden assigns additional years of imprisonment to the hapless Clouseau. Finally, Clouseau learns he will be granted freedom if he can pound one rock into pebbles-and it's the Rock of Gibraltar! (imdb)

Inspector Clouseau is assigned to apprehend a criminal by the name of Dirty Pierre, who has hidden in a decrepit house. Clouseau is met near the site by his new partner, a robot cop with an Oriental accent. The robot gives Clouseau several suggestions for gaining entry to Pierre's hideout, but all of them fail painfully for the accident-prone Inspector. (imdb)

On a hunting vacation, Inspector Clouseau mistakenly keeps shooting a bad-tempered bear instead of the quail he's after which results in painful lessons learned by the Inspector. (imdb)

Inspector Clouseau has feelings of vulnerability and what he fears may be paranoia after he is assigned to guard a priceless jewel. Unbeknownst to him, he has already narrowly escaped several covert attempts on his life by two jewel thieves. Clouseau goes to see a psychiatrist, who turns out to be one of the thieves in disguise! (imdb)

In Transylvania, a vampire scientist and his oafish assistant want a brain to transplant into a robot, and when Inspector Clouseau arrives at their castle asking for directions, they decide to use his brain. Clouseau flees, and they chase him around the countryside. (imdb)

The Surete Commissioner assigns Inspector Clouseau and Sergeant Deux-Deux to the hazardous task of pursuing a criminal named Muddy La Feet, who leaves behind a trail of muddy footprints that lead Clouseau and Deux-Deux through a mine field and to a castle surrounded by an alligator-filled moat and sealed by an electrified door. (imdb)

An elusive criminal is making attempts on the Surete Commissioner's life. But each time, Inspector Clouseau is caught in an implicating position and is blamed for the attempted assassinations by the Commissioner, who has always had doubts about the bumbling Inspector's loyalty. (imdb)

Inspector Clouseau must delay his long-awaited vacation on the Surete Commissioner's order that he obtain a nationally sensitive document from a safe on an estate guarded by a dedicated and aggressive canine. (imdb)

Inspector Clouseau and Sergeant Deux-Deux are assigned by the Surete Commissioner to investigate reports of a phantom presence at the Paris Opera House and after a series of misadventures there, they learn that the mysterious "Phantom" is a playful ape who enjoys opera music. (imdb)

On his day off work, Inspector Clouseau goes grocery shopping. On leaving the store, he thoughtlessly takes his shopping cart with him and is chided by a narrator for having committed theft and broken the law! Clouseau tries to return the cart to the store but sees a policeman on patrol and, spooked, runs in the opposite direction with the cart. Prodded by the narrator into feeling guilty and fearful of arrest, Clouseau makes several attempts to lose the cart, but it keeps coming back to him (imdb)

Inspector Clouseau is posted with the Canadian Mounted Police to study their crime investigation system and is assigned to apprehend a villain named Two-Faced Harry, who actually has two faces, one deceptively honest-looking, the other malicious. Clouseau doesn't realize these two faces are of the same man until he has chased the two-faced freak into the snowy plains of Manitoba. (imdb)

Inspector Clouseau's job is declared obsolete by the Surete Commissioner due to a highly advanced robot that can do detective work more efficiently. A vengeful Clouseau tries to destroy the robot that usurped his position in the police force. (imdb)

Inspector Clouseau is stranded on a deserted island with a vicious criminal, whom Clouseau had been assigned to transport to the prison on Devil's Island. (imdb)

A bickering married couple continue their verbal sparring as they repeatedly repel Inspector Clouseau's attempts to enter their house.

Inspector Clouseau declares war on a pesky crow, with the bumbling Clouseau talking all his own bomb blasts and being electrified on a power line! (imdb)

Inspector Clouseau of the French Surete goes to England to assist Scotland Yard in apprehending an international criminal, but because he is in the more civilized British Isles, trigger-happy Clouseau is barred from using his gun! Every time Clouseau raises his gun to fire at the criminal, he is chastised by a polite Scotland Yard officer, who urges, "No shooting!" (imdb)

Garfield, Jon and Odie go to Jon's grandmother's house for Christmas, where Garfield finds a present for Grandma. (imdb)

A crippled lady songwriter meets an older lawyer, who becomes her first love. (imdb)

A satirical film on fads in the US. A TV host on a late night show tries to convince his televiewers that they should return to Rome and Roman ways. Depicts in a semi-realistic manner what could happen if the latest America fad became Reditus Ad Roma, a Return to Rome. (imdb)

The Pink Panther is a heroic, moral cartoon cat with pink fur and the manners of an English aristocrat. He only becomes flustered or angry at obtuse or offensive humans who try to disrupt his existence, or at troublesome gadgets, rodents, or insects. In most of his cartoons, he stumbles into a difficult situation and stoically endeavors to make the best of it.

This sitcom follows recently divorced mother (Ann Romano) and her two teenage daughters (Barbara and Julie) as they start a new life together in Indianapolis, They are befriended by the building superintendent (Dwayne Schneider), who treats them like family. Together, these four main characters face life's challenges together.