John Patrick Jordan
Total Credits at Criticker: 8 (Actor)
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Dr. Moreau's House of Pain (2004) - Direct-to-Video
When his brother disappears, Eric (John Patrick Jordan) goes to the last place he was reported to be: Doctor Moreau's secret hospital. Sure enough, Eric finds his brother ... but only half of him: The other half has been turned into a panther. And the same thing is about to happen to Eric when the doctor captures him to perform another radical transplant. Before Eric loses himself completely, though, he must rouse the other "manimals" to revolt.
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A group of stoners inhale more than they bargained for when they smoke from an evil bong in this campy comedy. The guys buy a vintage bong named EeBee from an ad in High Times magazine, but they have no idea the possessed pipe will gradually suck them into a horrifying surreal world. As they fight for their lives, EeBee's former owner -- the only one who understands the power of the bong -- tries to rescue them. (netflix.com)
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Renowned herb connoisseur Tommy Chong returns in this sky-high horror-comedy about a murderous smoking apparatus. (cduniverse.com)
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American Pie Presents: The Book of Love (2009) - Direct-to-Video
Ten years after the first American Pie movie, three new hapless virgins discover the Bible hidden in the school library at East Great Falls High... (imdb)
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An evil alien bong crashes on earth. Its intent: world domination. Our stoner heroes are sent to the alien bong planet and held captive by nude alien beauties. Their only hope to escape and save planet earth: Eebee, the original Evil Bong.
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Rabbit has escaped the Evil Bong's World of Weed and has opened a topless bowling alley. It's the Grand Opening and the balls are rolling, the boobs are bouncing and the weed is plentiful. Things are finally looking up, right? Wrong! Evil Bong is hot on Rabbit's trail. With the help of the murderous Gingerdead Man, they crash the most balls out party of the century. But Gingerdead Man has plans of his own when he learns that the secret to becoming a real man is getting his cookies off. (FullMoonDirect.com)
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EeBee the Evil Bong is back. And she's stoner - er - stronger than ever. With Larnell, Sarah Leigh, Rabbit, Velicity and a lobotomized Gingerdead Man trapped in The Bong World for good, she once more sets about her plan for world domination. (imdb)
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