Joe Menosky

The dinosaurs didn't go completely extinct when the asteroids hit 65 million years ago. Today, every ten thousandth person in the country is a dinosaur, evolved to be human-sized, wearing sophisticated solid-light holographic disguises to maintain the facade, getting stoned off regular cooking herbs like basil, rosemary and tarragon, and living by their own shadow government's laws; any human who stumbles upon them is to be immediately executed. Two dino private investigators, velociraptor Vincent Rubio and triceratops Ernie Watson, are hired by one of Ernie's old girlfriends to find out why her younger brother committed suicide, and discover a dino cult called Voice Of Progress that wants dinokind to come out of the closet and reclaim the planet. (imdb)

Andrew (Jon Cryer) is a young stockbroker who's scheduled to testify against the Mob. But before long, he's forced to go on the run when assassins murder an FBI agent protecting him. Trying to stay incognito, Andrew takes refuge in a high school, where he poses as a student and soon becomes smitten with a cute teenager (Annabeth Gish). Will this charade end with Andrew blowing his cover ... or getting a second high school diploma?