Jemaine Clement

Jemaine Clement

Date of Birth: 10 Jan 1974

Country: New Zealand

Total Credits at Criticker: 42 (Actor), 4 (Director), 7 (Writer), 4 (Creator)

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    Eagle vs. Shark
    From New Zealand comes a wickedly offbeat love story - a funny, fractured romance between two total misfits, woven into an all-consuming quest for revenge, and shot through with the strange, sweet hilarity of the human condition. (Miramax Films)
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    Tongan Ninja
    Ever since his father was eaten by a fish, Sione was brought up to follow the way of the ninja. Now he must journey toward his greatest challenge and defend the beautiful Miss Lee and her restaurant from Mr Big and the Syndicate. (NZ Feature Project)
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    Diagnosis: Death
    Two people meet as guinea pigs in a weekend drug trial. Andre and Juliet soon discover their lives are in more danger than they imagined. The staff are peculiar. The drugs cause hallucinations. Or is the clinic really haunted? Struggling with their senses, they must team up to unravel a spooky mystery.
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    Gentlemen Broncos
    A teenager attends a fantasy writers' convention where he discovers his idea has been stolen by an established novelist.
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    Despicable Me
    Villainous Gru (Steve Carell) lives up to his reputation as a despicable, deplorable and downright unlikable guy when he hatches a plan to steal the moon from the sky. But he has a tough time staying on task after three orphans land in his care. Julie Andrews voices the role of Groo's malevolent mother in this comical animated tale.
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    Dinner for Schmucks
    When he finds out that his work superiors host a dinner celebrating the idiocy of their guests, a rising executive questions it when he's invited, just as he befriends a man who would be the perfect guest.
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    Rio
    When a cooped-up macaw named Blu leaves the confines of his birdcage behind for the tropical climes of Rio de Janeiro, he's forced to wing it and re-examine everything he knows about life -- and being a bird.
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    Predicament
    Based on a novel by the late Ronald Hugh Morrieson;Predicament is a prohibition-era tale of blackmail, anxiety and criminal partnerships. In this Jason Stutter-directed film awkward teenager Cedric meets two oddball misfits and becomes entangled in a plot to blackmail adulterous couples caught in flagrante delicto. (forum.ea.com)
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    Men in Black III
    Agent J travels in time to MIB's early years in the 1960s, to stop an alien from assassinating his friend Agent K and changing history. (imdb)
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    Flight of the Conchords: A Texan Odyssey
    Flight of the Conchords embark on a revealing and hilarious odyssey into the political and musical heart of the United States of America. (imdb)
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    Rio 2
    It's a jungle out there for Blu, Jewel and their three kids after they're hurtled from Rio de Janeiro to the wilds of the Amazon. As Blu tries to fit in, he goes beak-to-beak with the vengeful Nigel, and meets the most fearsome adversary of all: his father-in-law. (imdb)
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    What We Do in the Shadows
    Follow the lives of Viago (Taika Waititi), Deacon (Jonathan Brugh), and Vladislav (Jemaine Clement) - three flatmates who are just trying to get by and overcome life's obstacles-like being immortal vampires who must feast on human blood. (imdb)
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    People, Places, Things
    Will Henry is a newly single graphic novelist balancing parenting his young twin daughters and a classroom full students while exploring and navigating the rich complexities of new love and letting go of the woman who left him. (imdb)
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    Don Verdean
    Biblical archaeologist Don Verdean is hired by a local church pastor to find faith-promoting relics in the Holy Land. But after a fruitless expedition he is forced to get creative in this comedy of faith and fraud. (imdb)
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    Flight of the Conchords
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    The BFG
    A girl named Sophie encounters the Big Friendly Giant who, despite his intimidating appearance, turns out to be a kindhearted soul who is considered an outcast by the other giants because unlike his peers refuses to eat boys and girls. (imdb)
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    Moana
    A young woman uses her navigational talents to set sail for a fabled island. Joining her on the adventure is her hero, the legendary demi-god Maui.
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    Legion
    Legion (2017) - TV Series
    Legion follows the story of David Haller, a troubled young man who may be more than human. Since he was a teenager, David has struggled with mental illness. Diagnosed as schizophrenic, David has been in and out of psychiatric hospitals for years. But after a strange encounter with a fellow patient, he's confronted with the possibility that the voices he hears and the visions he sees might be real. (rottentomatoes.com)
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    Brad\
    A father takes his son to tour colleges on the East Coast and meets up with an old friend who makes him feel inferior about his life's choices. (imdb)
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    Humor Me
    A struggling playwright moves in with his wisecracking father when his wife kicks him out.
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    An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn
    Lulu Danger's unsatisfying marriage takes a turn for the worse when a mysterious man from her past comes to town to perform an event called "An Evening With Beverly Luff Linn; For One Magical Night Only."
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    The Festival
    After Nick's girlfriend dumps him, his best mate Shane has the perfect antidote to his break-up blues: three days at an epic music festival. (imdb)
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    Flight of the Conchords: Live in London
    HBO special featuring the folk duo from New Zealand performing live at the London Apollo.
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    De Patrick
    Patrick (38) lives with his parents on a naturist campsite. When his father dies he finds himself in charge, but has lost his favorite hammer. His search becomes an existential quest, when a hammer is used in a break-in crime.
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    Flight of the Conchords: On Air
    A behind-the-scenes look at the making of the cult comedy series, the Flight of the Conchords. (imdb)
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    I Used to Go Here
    Following the launch of her new novel, 35-year-old writer Kate is invited to speak at her alma mater by her former professor. After accepting the invitation, Kate finds herself deeply enmeshed in the lives of a group of college students.
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    What We Do in the Shadows
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    What We Do in the Shadows: Interviews with Some Vampires
    Three male vampires who share an apartment are interviewed by a TV crew. (imdb)
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    Another Period
    Another Period (2015) - TV Series
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    Avatar: The Way of Water
    Jake Sully lives with his newfound family formed on the planet of Pandora. Once a familiar threat returns to finish what was previously started, Jake must work with Neytiri and the army of the Na'vi race to protect their planet. (imdb)
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    Nude Tuesday
    A suburban couple goes to a new-age retreat as a last ditch attempt to save their marriage. Their path to reconnection is riddled with hilarity and humiliation as they seek to find themselves and each other.
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    Frodo Is Great... Who Is That?!!
    This film follows Bret McKenzie's career diversion from Flight of the Concords into Middle Earth and back again. We travel with Bret, Jemiane Clement and Taika Waititi to Edinburgh where the Flight of the Concords are due to perform. Coming to see their show are a group of Lord of the Ring's fans from around the World who have all noticed McKenzie's brief role as an extra the The Fellowship of the Ring. See what happens when these fans meet each other and the Elf they have called FIGWIT (imdb)
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    Fizz
    Fizz (1999) - Short Film
    “In the dark and scary depths of a subway, one young man finds fear has a new name: FIZZ.” Jemaine Clement (pre-Flight of the Conchords fame) is the young man who faces up to a sentient soda machine in this short from Jason Stutter. Made for $2000 and filmed over two wintry Wellington nights, Fizz screened at festivals including Locarno, New York, and Clermont-Ferrand. (NZ On Screen)
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    Radiradirah
    Radiradirah (2010) - TV Series
    An all-star team of Kiwi talent contributed to this sketch comedy — including Taika Waititi, Rhys Darby, the bro'Town team, and 'special guest stars' Jemaine Clement and John Clarke. In-between one-off and ongoing sketches, there were regular appearances (of) an oddball alien character with plans for planet Earth. There were also animated inserts like laconic sheep tale The Pen, FOT and the Kiwi accents of Beached Az... Bro'Town creator Elizabeth Mitchell was producer and lead director. (NZOS)
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    Ash: Ashley Thorndyke - Work in Progress
    This film records the devising of a “work in progress” by theatre director Ashley Thorndyke (Jason Hoyte). The concept — by Duncan Sarkies — mocks the gamut of thesp and drama school cliches: from ‘wanky’ director to wacky warm-up exercises (animal impersonations, primal screams, Love Boat theme song). Peter Burger, fresh out of Broadcasting School, co-directs, and the willing cast is drawn from the 1990s Wellington theatre scene orbiting around BATS and Victoria University. (NZ On Screen)
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    Kiri and Lou
    Kiri and Lou (2019) - TV Series
    Kiri and Lou is an animated series for children, hand-crafted in stop motion with creatures made of clay, in a forest of cut out paper. Each five minute story is told with humour and joy, about the friendship of two prehistoric creatures and their adventures in the forest. Kiri and Lou laugh and sing and play all kinds of games with their friends, as they learn to deal with the emotions of childhood. (imdb)
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    Koala Man
    Koala Man (2023) - TV Series
    Follows a family father who lives a not-so-secret identity as the titular hero who possesses a burning passion to snuff out petty crime.
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    Regular Show
    Regular Show (2009) - TV Series
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    Harold and the Purple Crayon
    Inside of his book, adventurous Harold can make anything come to life simply by drawing it. After he grows up and draws himself off the book's pages and into the physical world, Harold finds he has a lot to learn about real life. (imdb)
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    One Night Stand
    HBO stand-up series. The half-hour series aired weekly and featured stand-up comedy specials from some of the top performing comedians. (imdb)
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    A Minecraft Movie
    The malevolent Ender Dragon sets out on a path of destruction, prompting a young girl and her group of unlikely adventurers to set out to save the Overworld. (imdb)
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    Avatar: Fire and Ash
    Sequel of Avatar: The Way of Water (2022).
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