Howard Hesseman

Howard Hesseman

Total Credits at Criticker: 40 (Actor), 1 (Writer)

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    About Schmidt
    Warren Schmidt (Nicholson) has arrived at several of life's crossroads all at the same time. With no job, no wife, and no family, he is desperate to find something meaningful in his thoroughly unimpressive life. He sets out on a journey of self-discovery, exploring his roots across Nebraska in a 35-foot motor home. (New Line Productions)
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    The Mesmerist
    Based on the Edgar Allan Poe short story "The Facts in the Case of Mr. Valdemar," this is a twisted comedy about a doctor who convinces a dying man's family to allow him to put the man in a trance as he takes his final breaths. (Roxbury Films)
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    Teddy Bears\
    A comic junket behind-the-scenes of the world's most exclusive power-broker retreat. The true story: the richest, most powerful white men in America gather each summer in Northern California for a super secret retreat that takes them back to their sophomore year in college. For fifty-one weeks a year they run the country. For one week they run amuck. They're there to unwind, but they get really unwound when that secrecy is threatened. (Visionbox Pictures)
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    Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
    When a new gang moves into town it's up to the screwball police team to stop them. (imdb)
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    Petulia
    San Francisco physician, Archie Bollen, is divorcing, sorting out new relationships with his ex, her new man... (imdb)
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    The Sunshine Boys
    A vaudeville duo agree to reunite for a TV special, but it turns out that they can't stand each other. (imdb)
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    Gridlock\
    After a friend overdoses, Spoon and Stretch decide to kick their drug habits and attempt to enroll in a detox program.
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    Doctor Detroit
    A timid college professor, conned into posing as a flamboyant pimp, finds himself enjoying his new occupation on the streets. (imdb)
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    Steelyard Blues
    A group of misfits decide to leave for a place that they can all be free. There mode of transportation is a PBY flying boat. The only problem is that the PBY needs a lot of work and they will need jobs to pay for the parts. When they find that they have only 10 days before the PBY is sold for scrap, they decide on borrowing the parts for their trip. (imdb)
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    Tunnel Vision
    A committee investigating TV's first uncensored network examines a typical day's programming, which includes shows, commercials, news programs, you name it. What they discover will surely crack you up! This outrageous and irreverent spoof of television launched the careers of some of the greatest comedians of all time. (imdb)
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    Rubin and Ed
    Reclusive Rubin Farr teams up with vocal but unsuccessful multi-level salesman Ed Tuttle on a quest to bury Rubin's dead cat in the "perfect spot." Their trip takes them across Utah's desert where they have run-ins with Ed'd ex-wife Rula and an elusive Andy Warhol critic. (imdb)
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    The Amazing Howard Hughes
    Tommy Lee Jones plays a driven man who amassed wealth and recognition as a Hollywood mover and shaker, aviation giant and man of mystery. (imdb)
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    My Chauffeur
    Casey Meadows (Deborah Foreman) becomes the first woman to ever drive for the exclusive and male dominated Brentwood Limousine company. The company dispatcher Mr. McBride (Howard Hesseman) takes offense to everything about her and gives her the worst driving assignments to be had.
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    Munchie Strikes Back
    The magical Munchie is back, and if he gets in any more trouble it's off to the dullest constellation in the galaxy. Staying out of trouble has never been easy for Munchie, but this time he gives it his best shot. He is sent to earth and finds himself in the company of the McClelland family. (imdb)
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    The Diamond Trap
    The Diamond Trap is the story of a New York City cop (Detective Rollings) and his partner (Brendan). (imdb)
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    Little Miss Millions
    For 9 year old Heather, having millions is misery! Stuck with a money-grubbing stepmother, Heather escapes to find her real mom. But Heather's stepmom isn't about to let her meal ticket go without a battle. So she hires Nick Frost, Private Eye, to bring her back. Then, in a crafty case of double-cross, Mrs. Freeloading Stepmother sics the Feds on Nick - for the kidnapping of one Little Miss Millions. (imdb)
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    Americathon
    In a story told in narrative flashbacks, a young TV consultant is hired by the President of a bankrupt USA to organize a telethon in order to prevent the country from being repossessed by wealthy Native Americans. (imdb)
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    Private Lessons
    An immigrant housemaid seduces a 15-year-old boy and later fakes her own death as part of his chauffeur's blackmail plot. Troubles arise when the two start to fall in love. (imdb)
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    All About Steve
    Convinced that a CNN cameraman is her true love, an eccentric crossword puzzler (Bullock) trails him as he travels all over the country, hoping to convince him that they belong together.
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    Whiffs
    An Army private volunteers to be the subject of biological and chemical weaponry experiments. When the effects force him into early retirement from the military, he turns to a new career, using the experimental gases to help him rob banks.
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    Hustling
    Hustling (1975) - TV Movie
    Based on Gail Sheehy's book, this film chronicles how a reporter for a New York City magazine decided to investigate the city's prostitution industry to find out just who was making all the money. What she found out caused a firestorm of controversy--that many of the city's richest and most powerful families and corporations benefited directly and indirectly from the illegal sex business. (imdb)
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    Heat
    Las Vegas is the backdrop for all the torrid action of heat, as Burt Reynolds plays the soft-hearted bodyguard who's out to protect his friends. (imdb)
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    Murder in New Hampshire
    Fed up with her mundane life, teacher Pamela Smart (Helen Hunt) is looking for a little excitement. After her attempts to get a job at the local television station prove unsuccessful, she decides to seduce her 15-year-old student, Billy (Chad Allen). But when Pam challenges Billy to prove his love for her by killing her husband (Hank Stratton), her plot spins out of control.
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    Loose Shoes
    Broad satire and buffoonery presented as a series of movie trailers. Among the titles and subjects are: "The Howard Huge Story", "Skate-boarders from Hell", "The Invasion of the Penis Snatchers", Woody Allen (pre-Mia), movie trailer come-ons, Charlie Chaplin, war movies, Billy Jack. The source of the title is presented about an hour into the film. (imdb)
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    The Blue Knight
    Bumper Morgan is a veteran Los Angeles Police Department street cop. He is due to retire after 20 years on the job, but is not letting up on the criminal element on his beat. (imdb)
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    The Ghost of Flight 401
    An aircraft crashes in the Florida Everglades, killing 103 passengers. After the wreckage is removed, salvageable parts from the plane are used to repair other aircraft. Soon passengers and crew on those aircraft report seeing what they believe to be the ghost of the wrecked airplane's flight engineer. (imdb)
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    Salvation Boulevard
    Set in the world of mega-churches in which a former Deadhead-turned-born again-Christian finds himself on the run from fundamentalist members of his mega-church who will do anything to protect their larger-than-life pastor. (imdb)
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    Innocent Victims
    An Army sergeant is accused of murdering a colleague's entire family and amid a storm of controversy is given the death penalty, leaving his family and lawyers struggling to prove his innocence before it's too late. (locatetv.com)
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    Inside Out
    An agoraphobic must give up his sheltered life and venture outside after a series of personal and financial problems. (imdb)
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    Six Against the Rock
    In May of 1946, Alcatraz inmate Bernie Coy initiates a carefully thought out plan to escape the island prison. His plan, carried out with five accomplices, falls apart when they can't obtain a key to unlock a door leading to the yard. (imdb)
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    Silence of the Heart
    Ken goes to kill himself at the same spot Skip did, but Skips parents show up, and talk him out of it. (imdb)
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    Bigfoot
    Bigfoot (2012) - TV Movie
    1970's pop culture icons Danny Bonaduce and Barry Williams face off in the hunt for the legendary mountain creature. (imdb)
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    Crazy for Christmas
    On Christmas Eve, Shannon McManus (Andrea Roth) is stuck driving around a wealthy and eccentric client (Howard Hesseman) who is giving away large sums of money with the secret hope of reuniting with his long lost daughter, who turns out to be his driver.
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    WKRP in Cincinnati
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    You Can\
    Emmy winner Jean Stapleton and Academy Award winner Art Carney star in the Pulitzer Prize-winning comedy by George S. Kaufman and Moss Hart about a slightly daft family who do exactly as they please.
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    Head of the Class
    A laidback teacher provides needed guidance about life for a special class of exceptional students. (imdb)
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    The New WKRP in Cincinnati
    The further misadventures of the struggling radio station. (imdb)
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    Some Kind of a Nut
    In this comedy-satire on conformity, Dick Van Dyke plays a Manhattan bank teller who grows a beard when he develops a rash from a bee sting. He is promptly fired from his job while his co-workers stand behind him. (imdb)
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    Skyward
    Skyward (1980) - TV Movie
    An aging Bette Davis is a flight instructor at an old Texas airport. When a young girl in a wheelchair finds the airport by watching gliders fly, she decides she wants to learn how to fly. Davis teaches her to fly with some special controls compensating for her handicap. Howard Hessman is a aircraft repair service trying desperately to get an old airplane back in the air. The three, together, put the young girl and the old plane up in the air. (imdb)
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    House M.D.
    House M.D. (2004) - TV Series
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