Harry Bernard
Total Credits at Criticker: 47 (Actor), 1 (Director)
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Berth Marks (1929) - Short Film
Big-time (so they think) vaudeville stars Stanley and Oliver take the train to Pottsville, their next booking. On board, they bumble into the wrong sleeping compartment, startling a semi-dressed woman. Her irate husband mistakes another passenger for the intruder and starts a coat-ripping free- for-all. The boys spend the rest of the trip trying to squeeze themselves into their cramped single upper berth. (imdb)
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Laughing Gravy (1931) - Short Film
Stanley and Oliver try unsuccessfully to keep their pet dog, "Laughing Gravy" hidden from their grumpy landlord, who throws the pooch out into the snow. The rescue and further attempts to hide the dog result in mayhem, which is interrupted by the arrival of a registered letter informing Stanley that he's inherited a fortune from his rich uncle. There's one catch, though: he has to renounce his friendship with Oliver, who the uncle characterizes as a "nitwit." (imdb)
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Two Tars (1928) - Short Film
Stanley and Oliver, two sailors on shore leave, rent a car and go on a drive with their dates, but soon get involved in a huge traffic jam with dozens of ill-tempered motorists. A minor collision sets off an escalating series of tit-for-tat retaliations which eventually has most of the cars in pieces. (imdb)
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Wrong Again (1929) - Short Film
Among the horses stable hands Stanley and Oliver are tending is a thoroughbred named "Blue Boy." But when they overhear two men talking about a $5000 reward for the return of the stolen "Blue Boy," they miss the part about it being the painting, not the horse... (imdb)
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Men O'War (1929) - Short Film
Two sailors on leave, Stanley and Oliver meet two girls at a park and invite them to have a soda. Unfortunately, the boys have only enough money to split theirs, a point which Oliver can't seem to get across to his friend. That problem is solved when Stanley hits the jackpot on a slot machine. Now with enough money to hire a boat, they start a battle-royal with other boaters, with everybody eventually winding up in the lake. (imdb)
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Perfect Day (1929) - Short Film
Plans for a nice Sunday picnic seemed doomed even before Stanley and Oliver and their families get into the car... (imdb)
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Night Owls (1930) - Short Film
After getting lambasted by the Police Chief for the 42 unsolved robberies committed on his watch, Officer Kennedy bamboozles vagrants Stanley and Oliver into a plan to recover his reputation, in exchange for not jailing them for sleeping on park benches. Kennedy sets them to burgling the Police Chief's own house, planning to arrest them in front of his boss, and later "fixing it" for the boys. (imdb)
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Bacon Grabbers (1929) - Short Film
Stan & Ollie find work as debt collectors. Their first assignment is to collect a late payment on a radio set. The owner refuses to pay the debt, so Stan & Ollie decide to reclaim the set. The owner will not let the duo in to reclaim the radio, and a fight breaks out as Stan & Ollie try to break in while the owner tries his hardest to keep them out. (imdb)
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Shiver My Timbers (1931) - Short Film
The Gang plays hooky from school so they can listen to the tall tales of a friendly sea captain. (imdb)
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Choo-Choo! (1932) - Short Film
The gang trades places with a group of orphans about to take a train ride. (imdb)
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Free Wheeling (1932) - Short Film
Stymie takes Dickie for a ride in his runaway car and cures his stiff neck. (imdb)
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Angora Love (1929) - Short Film
Stanley and Oliver are adopted by a runaway goat, whose noise and aroma in turn get the goat of their suspicious landlord. (imdb)
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A Lad an' a Lamp (1932) - Short Film
Filled with stories of Aladdin's magic lamp, the gang starts rubbing every lamp in sight in hopes of finding the one with the magic which leads the gang to think they've found the magic lamp, and a helpful vaudeville magician augments the illusion. Spanky decides to wish that Stymie's little brother Cotton was a monkey, an escaped chimpanzee shows up and frightens Cotton. The gang believes the wish has come true and mayhem ensues as they try to keep the police from shooting the runaway simian. (imdb)
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The Pooch (1932) - Short Film
Stymie spots a dogcatcher taking the gang's dogs and lets them out of the dogcatcher's truck. But the gang thinks Stymie is stealing their dogs and threaten him. When it's learned that Stymie actually was rescuing their pets and that the dogcatcher now has Stymie's dog Petey in custody, the gang helps him in his attempt to save Petey before the dogcatcher can gas him. (imdb)
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Readin' and Writin' (1932) - Short Film
Tired of going to school, Breezy comes up with a plan to get himself expelled. (imdb)
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The Kid from Borneo (1933) - Short Film
The gang goes to a circus sideshow to visit Dickie and Spanky's uncle, mistakenly believing he is "The Wild Man from Borneo." (imdb)
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Forgotten Babies (1933) - Short Film
While the rest of the gang goes fishing, Spanky gets stuck babysitting. (imdb)
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Bedtime Worries (1933) - Short Film
An Our Gang Comedy. Spanky's parents are trying unsuccessfully to get Spanky to spend a peaceful first night in his own room. (imdb)
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Bargain Day (1931) - Short Film
Wheezer and Stymie, door-to-door salesmen, meet a lonely little rich girl. (imdb)
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Dogs Is Dogs (1931) - Short Film
Wheezer and Dorothy are forced to live with her evil stepmother and her brat son. (imdb)
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A Versatile Villain (1915) - Short Film
After being falsely accused of theft, Pete, the station master's assistant, rescues his girlfriend from the genuine villain, marauding crook Desperate Dan. (imdb)
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A One Night Stand (1915) - Short Film
Two clownish stagehands make life difficult for the manager and cast of a dramatic production. (imdb)
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Our Dare-Devil Chief (1915) - Short Film
A gang of thieves continually threaten or attempt to kill the Mayor, always setting up the bumbling Chief of Police as the culprit. The Chief's very friendly relationship with the Mayor's wife doesn't help. When the Mayor's valuables are stolen the Chief is given a chance to redeem himself. (imdb)
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The Panic Is On (1931) - Short Film
Charley's in love with the daughter of a financier who wants her to insist that Chas have a pile of cash before she marries him. But, the Depression is everywhere: Charley's behind on his rent and nearly everyone he meets is down on their luck. After reading a "how to" book on the power of a forceful will, Charley applies the lessons with mixed results, but he does land a job that includes delivering a shake-down letter to his girlfriend's father. Is the naïve Charley going to end up in jail? (imdb)
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Sprucin' Up (1935) - Short Film
An officer moves into the neighborhood, and everybody wants to get friendly with his daughter. (imdb)
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Dirty Work in a Laundry (1915) - Short Film
After a dastardly villain steals milk from a baby, he tries to put the heroine through a laundry press. (imdb)
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Crossed Love and Swords (1915) - Short Film
It's love among the elite in this Keystone from 1915, in which normal-looking people in well-fitting clothes go through the same sort of hi-jinks that the hoi polloi do. It's a couple of minutes before the first weird mustache appears and it took me twice that to recognize that bright eyed, lanky girl with the snub nose as Louise Fazenda.
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Droppington's Family Tree (1915) - Short Film
Pa Droppington sneaks out of the house to go to the theatre. Amid comic capers he is smitten by a dancer. Meanwhile his son is telling Ma that he's in love with a dancer! She is not happy but he takes her to the theatre (for her birthday). She sees hubby and chases him around, he's also chased by another performer. The son calls a clergyman, Pa saves the girl and they marry at the end. (imdb)
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Singing cowboy Randy shows up at Mrs. Blake's ranch. She is beset by bad guys, and Randy loves her daughter Janet. (imdb)
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The Bargain of the Century (1933) - Short Film
After accidentally getting a policeman friend fired, the girls must come up with some way to get him re-hired or be stuck with him as an unwanted roommate. (imdb)
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A Hash House Fraud (1915) - Short Film
A swindle in a tiny downtown restaurant leads to a classic Keystone Kops finale. One and all have an easy time with the pretty and flirtatious cashier played by Louise Fazenda, who went on to great success as a character actress and married famed producer Hal B. Wallis in 1927. Released by Keystone Film Company.
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Rattling Romeo (1939) - Short Film
Charley buys a wreck of an automobile that's been made to appear new by a disreputable used car dealer, but he soon realizes it's literally falling apart. He stops payment, and then must dodge repossesors as well. (imdb)
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Second Hand Kisses (1931) - Short Film
Knockabout comedy in which woman marries widower each having a child of their own which the other knows nothing about.
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Call a Cop! (1931) - Short Film
The boyfriends rush into action when the girlfriends think there's a burglar in the house. (imdb)
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Mama Loves Papa (1931) - Short Film
Widow Martha and widower Brandon plan to marry; their teenaged children do their slapstick best to interfere. One of "The Boy Friends" series. (imdb)
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The Kick-Off! (1931) - Short Film
Gangsters kidnap the team's football coach in order to throw the game; Grady and Mickey try to win the game. (imdb)
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Too Many Women (1932) - Short Film
College baseball player Mickey Daniels can't keep his mind on the game when he's got an eye for the ladies. (imdb)
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He Wouldn't Stay Down (1915) - Short Film
A man plots to kill a friend and marry his wife in order to get hold of insurance money.
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Cash Customers (1920) - Short Film
Snub Pollard (sans moustache) and Hughie Mack are tenants sharing a bed in a small hotel. They wake up at 6am and prepare breakfast with two eggs which are taken out of Snub's jacket pocket and put into a coffee perculator. The landlady (Vera White) storms up the stairs when she smells the coffee being made and demands that the janitor (Earl Mohan) break down the tenants' door with a pick-axe.
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Juror Zasu accidentally swallows a piece of evidence which just happens to be a time bomb.
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One of the Smiths (1931) - Short Film
Charley, representing a manufacturer of musical instruments, is sent to investigate why certain mail orders have not been settled. Charley, carrying multiple bulky instruments, boards a train and gives the conductor, the porter, and the passengers a terrible night as he tries to settle into his upper berth. Arriving at his rural destination of Beaver Dam, Charley masquerades as a hillbilly to track down the missing instruments. At the barn dance, he sings "Handsome Jim."
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Music in Your Hair (1934) - Short Film
Billy Gilbert and Billy Bletcher play neighbors who go to a speak easy to see Gilbert's son perform.
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Knights Before Christmas (1930) - Short Film
Karl Dane and his pal come home for a disastrous Christmas.
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In Walked Charley (1932) - Short Film
Charley, a travel agent, finds himself in a situation where he has to humor an apparent lunatic.
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Manhattan Monkey Business (1935) - Short Film
When Charley can't pay his bill at a restaurant, he is forced to become a waiter.
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Easy on the Eyes (1933) - Short Film
A Mack Sennett Talking Comedy, released through Paramount Pictures, starring Franklin Pangborn and featuring Dorothy Granger.
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