Gérard Darmon

Gérard Darmon
Total Credits at Criticker: 56 (Actor)
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The Good Thief
Inspired by the Jean-Pierre Melville classic "Bob Le Flambeur," Neil Jordan's clever, sexy caper features a complex plot full of copies and originals. (Fox Searchlight)
Diva
The accidental switch of a surveillance tape with a bootleg opera tape leads to suspense and complications with a number of rather odd Parisians. (imdb)
Betty Blue
Zorg is a handyman working at in France, maintaining and looking after the bungalows. He lives a quiet and peaceful life... (imdb)
Asterix and Obelix: Mission Cleopatra
The Egyptian Queen Cleopatra bets against the Roman Emperor, Julius Caesar, that her people are still great, even if the times of the Pharaohs has long passed. She vows (against all logic) to build a new palace for Caesar within three months. Since all her architects are either busy otherwise or too conservative in style, this ambivalent honor falls to Edifis... (imdb)
The Mad Adventures of Rabbi Jacob
In this riot of frantic disguises and mistaken identities, Victor Pivert, a blustering, bigoted French factory owner, finds himself taken hostage by Slimane, an Arab rebel leader. The two dress up as rabbis as they try to elude not only assasins from Slimane's country, but also the police, who think Pivert is a murderer... (imdb)
La Cité de la peur
La Cité de la peur, or Le film de Les Nuls, is a French comedy film written by the comedy group Les Nuls and directed by Alain Berbérian in 1994. The movies parodies big budget American films (Basic Instinct, Pretty Woman and the Terminator, among others, are directly spoofed) and relies heavily on puns and wordplay, which makes it somewhat inaccessible for non-French speakers. (Wikipedia)
The Tit and the Moon
A child does not stand the idea of having a new brother and dreams about drinking milk from the breasts of his mother again. The child asks the moon to bring him a tit only for him.
Notre histoire
A desperate alcoholic reaches a turning-point in his life when he meets a strange woman in a railway carriage: they make love, but then she leaves. Chasing after the girl, he clings to her as if she were his final chance. (imdb)
Dead Weight
Tough criminal Moltes lands in jail after killing the brother of the Turk. Prison guard Reggio lets Moltes have a weekly lottery ticket in exchange for his relationship advice. When Moltes learns that he has a winning lottery ticket, he breaks out of jail to claim his money. However, Reggio's girlfriend, Pauline, has the ticket with her in Africa. The action involves the odd couple teaming up to find the ticket while being chased by Det. Youssouf, along with the vengeful Turk and the Giant. (answers.com)
On ne meurt que 2 fois
The inspector Robert Staniland, a quite special cop, investigates the murder of the pianist Charly Berliner. He discovers that the victim had a passionate affair with a certain Barbara, who turns out to be a femme fatale.
Un sapore di paura
A cop is assigned to catch a serial killer who is murdering his way through Rome's sexual underground. (imdb)
Les Parrains
On 24 June 1980 , Max, Serge, Lucien and Henri are trying to rob the jeweler Cartier. The attempt fails and Max is imprisoned. 25 years later, a year after his death, the remaining three accomplices discover that there is a nest egg to share into four, the last portion attributable to Max's, Rémy.
Mais qui a tué Pamela Rose?
As a parody of Hollywood cop films, the story is set somewhere in the American Midwest as fabricated by the French. After losing his regular partner, FBI agent Richard Bullit (Merad) gets assigned to the book-learned cop Riper (Barroux) to investigate the death of a stripper. American movie stereotypes abound, such as shock jock Phil Canon (Darmon) and sheriff Steve Marley (Rouve). (rottentomatoes.com)
Le Beauf
Gilbert is employed as the incinerator of used tickets at the Bank of France. Serge, his childhood friend, comes from a long stay in Australia. With Mark, the brother of Gisèle (Gilbert's wife), they will try to get help from Gilbert to steal the tickets intended for destruction in order to repay their creditors, manipulating Gilbert.
Liberté, égalité, choucroute
In April 1789, the commander of the faithful left Baghdad for Paris to acquire the salon equipment executioner (the Sicob) an infallible guillotine, because the pal no distracted him. Presentation follows a parody of the Revolution which will see Louis XVI to escape to get not to Varennes but in Baghdad . (Wikipedia)
Il y a des jours... et des lunes
How can moon and time affect human mood and fate? In the manner of a Greek tragedy , this movie shows how the chaos of life ineluctably propels its characters towards violence and alienation. (imdb)
Le Grand Carnaval
During the Second World War, the Americans landed in Algeria, in the battle of North Africa. The landing took place near a small town called Tadjira. This sub-prefecture composed mainly of Algerians will welcome the American soldiers and live with them.
Sans peur et sans reproche
At the end of the fifteenth century, the armies of King Charles VIII go through Italy to conquer the Kingdom of Naples. One of the French captains, Bellabre defeated and ridiculed in a parade tournament by a young unknown, Pierre Terrail de Bayard, takes under his control, to take revenge by making him know the harsh reality of war. (Wikipedia)
A nous deux
A criminal in hiding and a victim of violence travel to the New World for a fresh start.
The End
The End (2011) - TV Special
Charlotte Rampling is devastated. She just caught a rerun of He Died with His Eyes Open on TV, and realized that she has been erased and replaced by another actress: Liz Gareth, who the media is calling "the new Charlotte Rampling."
Tout ça... pour ça !
Francis Barrucq is a brilliant judge. He has an affair with Marie, a lawyer who works in the same bar in Lyon. The couple goes on holiday in the French Alps together with their spouses.
Courage fuyons
Martin Belhomme is a coward since his birth. After a childhood spent in the tumult of the Occupation, he is married with Mathilda, who will decide everything: they will have two children and he will become a pharmacist, even if he vowed a passion for music. But after this monotonous life, events in May 68 will lead him into a crazy adventure. (Wikipedia)
Pédale dure
Loïc and Seb are a couple of local celebrities installed in the Marais area of Paris. Seb is the boss of the quarter's most trendy, most stylish and gayest nightclub. In addition Loïc will realize his dream, he's going to be a father. It was he who gave his sperm. In vitro fertilization. Their accomplice Marie, made this possible.She is three months pregnant, but Marie falls madly in love with Charles, a stranger and a straight as well. (jinni.com)
Le Faux-cul
While the president of a West African Republic arrives in France to sell uranium to the state, spies all over the world are on the spot in order to defeat the transaction.
Bienvenue à bord
Isabelle, HR of a large cruise company, made the mistake of choosing her boss as a lover. Before embarking on the maiden voyage of the new flagship of the fleet, though, he decided to disembark from their relationship! Some women take their revenge by poison, firearm, or slander. Isabelle chooses Remy, a flamboyant, unemployed ne'er-do-well who flunked out in life on land, but after all is said and done, might have better luck at sea... (imdb)
Le Grand Pardon
With the help of his twin daughters, commissioner Duche monitors from his car the reception at the villa of Raymond Bettoun, the heads of the clan of jews Pied-Noir. (imdb)
Bis
Two friends, who are not very satisfied with their current lives, go back accidentally to the 1980s to fix their professional and sentimental future.
Nous trois ou rien
An Iranian family survives the shah and the ayatollah and moves to France. This story follows the family through it all. Despite the politics, revolution, prison, beatings, assassinations and suicides this is a comedy. (imdb)
Everyone\
The lives of people facing various romantic complications gather for a jazz festival in the Burgundy wine-country town of Beaune. (imdb)
Brillantissime
After getting dumped on Christmas Eve, Angela must rebuild her life surrounded by her rebellious teenager, her tyrannical mother, her hysterical best friend, and a weird psychologist.
Tout le monde debout
Jocelyn is a successful businessman, selfish and misogynist. He tries to seduce a young pretty woman by pretending to be handicapped, till the day she presents him her sister in a wheelchair. (imdb)
Le Grand Pardon II
It's an all-out-war when a government agent tries to regain control of a turf struggle between drug lords. (imdb)
Les loups entre eux
An American general with highly confidential defence information has been kidnapped by terrorists and is being held in a cliff-top fortress in the Mediterranean. (imdb)
For Sasha
The Six Day War breaks out as a Parisian woman's friends arrive at an Israeli kibbutz to celebrate her birthday.
Family Business
Learning that cannabis will be legalized, Joseph, a failed entrepreneur, decides to transform, with the help of his family and friends, the kosher butcher shop of his father and open the first marijuana coffeeshop in France. (imdb)
Les Princes
Nara, a 30-year-old gypsy, lives with her nine-year-old daughter Zorka and her grandmother in a public housing project in the Paris region. (imdb)
Pasport
A case of mistaken identity, by a switched Passport leaves a Georgian man stranded in Israel. (imdb)
Love Is Better Than Life
Friends since they're out of jail, Gerard, Ary and Philippe swore always to remain honest. 20 years later, Gerard learns he's about to die. His two friends want to offer him a last love, since he always repeated: love is better than life.
Irréductible
Vincent Peltier, a peaceful employee of the "Waters and Forests" in Limoges, is forced to resign because of a staffing review, which he wants in the least. An overzealous inspector decides to transfer him to the worst places in the world to make him quit. She sends him to Greenland to protect the researchers of a scientific base from bear attacks. We let you imagine the rest...
Gaspard et Robinson
Rejected by others, two solitary outsiders Gaspard and Robinson form a close bond of friendship and retreat to the barren salt marshes of Marseilles to open a seaside café. Gaspard’s wife walked out on him when he lost his job; Robinson was abandoned by his parents when he was a child. When Robinson meets an old woman alone by the side of the road, he takes her back to his home and offers to let her stay. Gaspard is less enthusiastic at the idea of adopting an old woman…
Le coeur des hommes
Four friends. Alex, Antoine, Jeff and Manu. Four modern guys, stable and immature, at a turning point in their lives. This particular spring, various events normal in any life – the death of a father, a wife’s infidelity, a daughter’s wedding – bring them even closer together. (https://en.unifrance.org/movie/23751/frenchmen)
Trois zéros
At the Fresnes remand center, a football match takes place in the courtyard. Tibor Kovacs, a young Hungarian, works wonders with the ball. A true football virtuoso, he dreams of playing for the French team.
King
What would you do if a lion cub appeared in your room? Siblings Inés and Alex, have to face this dilemma when they find King, a trafficked cub who escapes from an airport and finds refuge in their home.
Low Cost
When their tour operator vanished without paying their trip back to France, the passengers of Low Cost flight Djerba Beauvais are desperate to go home. (imdb)
Preuve de amour
Wanted by the police, followed by the killer, Martin has only twenty-four hours to retrace the thread of the spider's web stretched around him.
Brutus vs César
Faced with the tyranny of Caesar, who acts as absolute master over Rome, Senators Rufus and Cassius form a plot to assassinate him. (imdb)
Le Flambeau, les aventuriers de Chupacabra
Marc sets out again on an adventure on a desert island: Chupacabra. Alongside former contenders and new candidates, he will have to face the mental manipulations, the physical tests and the betrayals of his teammates. (imdb)
Cap Canaille
Paula Barretto is caught in this underworld because her father was involved in the drug business, her brother is in the real estate scam, and her lover is an armed thief. Although she tries to get out of her corrupt and dangerous environment, it is not an easy task when even the police officers cannot be trusted, and the underworld has informants everywhere.
Neuilly-Poissy
A schemer and a smooth talker, he navigates between his flourishing business and his blossoming family life, Daniel is a fulfilled man. But following a financial embezzlement, he has to swap his luxurious Neuilly flat for a 9m2 cell in Poissy prison. From suit and tie to tracksuit and caps, the fall was brutal. Daniel finds himself lost in an environment he knows nothing about.
Nos plus belles vacances
Over this long hot summer, Claude and Isabelle get their marriage back on track, while Bibou and Simon, spend a memorable summer discovering the world of grown-ups. (imdb)
Vous êtes jeunes, vous êtes beaux
Lucius Marnant is a pensioner who feels that his life is behind him. Returning from a funeral, Lucius meets Lahire a young man who offers him to improve his daily life by participating in clandestine fights between old men. (imdb)
Le coeur des hommes 2
Alex, Antoine, Jeff and Manu. Four friends, four years later. Their relationships, friendship, shared secrets, feelings of guilt and their desire to change and improve. (imdb)
On fait quoi maintenant?
A grandfather decides to launch a childcare business alongside a bitter divorcee who is also an aging game show icon trying to make a comeback. (imdb)
Little Jesus
Tells the story of Jean who pins his hopes of recovering from his wounds on a miracle: his ten-year-old son. He is convinced that Loulou is the new Messiah. (imdb)
Les grandes bouches
Esther, Lamar and Zed, three thugs who live together, are weary of surviving small businesses. They decide to move up a gear. To do this, they get in touch with Armand, a former godfather in the middle. (imdb)
Aimons-nous vivants
Septuagenarian singer Antoine plans suicide but meets eccentric fan Victoire on train to Geneva, derailing his intentions through unexpected bond formed amid their misadventures. (imdb)