Dick Van Patten

Dick Van Patten

Total Credits at Criticker: 34 (Actor)

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    The Price of Air
    In the idyllic suburban distopia of Orange, the affable but clueless Paul agrees to be a drug courier for Mr. Ball who's about to take delivery of a drug rumored to be "more addictive than air." (IMDb)
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    Spaceballs
    Planet Spaceball's President Scroob sends Lord Dark Helmet to steal Planet Druidia's abundant supply of air to replenish their own, and only Lone Starr can stop them.
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    Charly
    Charly is a retarded adult male struggling to survive in the world. His frequent attempts at learning, reading, and writing prove worthless. (imdb)
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    Westworld
    A futuristic amusement park becomes a deathtrap when the androids and computer systems used in it begin to murderously run amok. (imdb)
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    Freaky Friday
    A mother and daughter find their personalities switched and have to live each other's lives on one strange Friday. (imdb)
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    Zachariah
    Two gunfighters separate and experience surreal visions on their journey through the west. (imdb)
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    Joe Kidd
    An ex-bounty hunter reluctantly helps a wealthy landowner and his henchmen track down a Mexican revolutionary leader. (imdb)
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    High Anxiety
    Dr. Richard Thorndyke arrives as new administrator of the Psychoneurotic Institute for the Very, VERY Nervous to discover some suspicious goings-on... (imdb)
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    The Shaggy D.A.
    A lawyer makes an interesting discovery that could affect his chances of getting elected to office. (imdb)
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    Gus
    The California Atoms are in last place with no hope of moving up. But by switching the mule from team mascot to team member, (He can kick 100 yard field goals!) they start winning, and move up in the rankings, Hurrah! The competition isn't so happy. (imdb)
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    Beware! The Blob
    A technician brings a frozen specimen of the original Blob back from the North Pole. When his wife accidentally defrosts the thing, it terrorizes the populace, including the local hippies, kittens, and bowlers. (imdb)
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    Violent Midnight
    An axe murderer is loose in a small New England town. (imdb)
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    Groom Lake
    Kate is dying. She wants reassurance that there is life elsewhere in the Universe. She and Andy go to the one place that may hold the answers to her questions. Alien lights have been seen. Alien ships have been sighted. If she could only come into contact with these foreign forces! The bizarre people who inhabit the area also play a role in Kate and Andy's quest. The one place that may hold the answer is...GROOM LAKE! (imdb)
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    Demolition High
    Demolition High (1996) - Direct-to-Video
    When a group of terrorists (led by Luther) take over a high school making the students in it their hostages, it is up to several of the students (led by Lenny) to help prevent disaster while the authorities (Slater and General Wainwright) do their part on the other side. (imdb)
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    The Midnight Hour
    Phil, Melissa, Mitch, Mary, and Vinnie are high school friends, who unwittingly raise the dead on Halloween night. Once the dead have returned, Pitchford Cove will never be the same again....or will it? (imdb)
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    Love Is All There Is
    Two rival Italian family restaurant owners in the Bronx nurture the "bad blood" between them. And the situation gets even worse when one of the family's sons (Nathaniel Marston) and the other's daughter (Angelina Jolie) fall in love. It's Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet" with a New York twist ... fuhgeddaboudit!
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    The Strongest Man in the World
    Dexter Riley and his friends accidentally discover a new chemical mixed with a cereal seems to give anyone temporary superhuman strength. (imdb)
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    Quiet Kill
    Amy Martin (Claudia Christian), an attractive married woman and a member of the 'Country Club Tennis Set', is being neglected by her workaholic doctor husband, Jerry (Corbin Bernsen). Lonely and insecure, Amy foolishly falls for the seductive charms of a much younger man, Steve Sterns (Nicholas Celozzi) who is introduced to Amy by her good friend, Sheila. The love affair is very brief, as she realizes that Steve has a dark, sinister and obsessive side to his personality, or is it personalities? (imdb)
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    Treasure of Matecumbe
    This adventure chronicles two boys' search for a treasure buried somewhere in the Florida Keys during the mid 1800s. The children are assisted by three adults, who each have the their own agendas for finding the cache. The hunters are followed by a greedy gang of villains. (allmovie.com)
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    Dirty Little Billy
    A tough and violent portrait of a psychopathic, yet fresh-faced youth--the infamous Billy the Kid in his grimy early days. (TCM.com)
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    Final Embrace
    Candy Vale has it all. Hip and sexy she rules the MTV crowd with her voluptuous voice and her beautiful body until one morning, when the police discover her brutally beaten corpse...Enter Laurel, Candy's younger sister, who is determined to uncover the mystery of her sister's death. She teams with Kyle, a hotblooded young cop. What the two discover is a world where music and murder dance hand in hand and best friends can quickly turn into deadly enemies (imdb)
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    Sarah\
    Sarah's Choice (2009) - Direct-to-Video
    Sarah Collins is considering an abortion. Before she makes her final decision, she is presented with three visions causing her to think about the impact on her future. (imdb)
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    Evasive Action
    When Redwood Federal Penitentiary closes, there are going to be several hundred prisoners looking for a new home. Several of the most dangerous, all killers, will be transported by train to Santa Ana, a new high tech prison for the worst of the worst. Included in this transfer are: -Ian Kelly, explosions expert who has set off terrorist bombings worldwide. -Lorenzo "Enzo" Martini, a mafia kingpin who enjoyed nationwide fame before finally being put away. (imdb)
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    A Dangerous Place
    When Ethan's older brother Greg is found dead, the police rule the case a suicide, but Ethan suspects foul play stemming from Greg's recent involvement with a martial arts team called the Scorpions. Ethan is also accomplished at martial arts, and he determines to join the Scorpions as a means of learning what really happened to Greg. (imdb)
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    The Crooked Hearts
    Con-artist stalks members of club of rich old women. (imdb)
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    Jake Spanner, Private Eye
    In this mystery, based on a novel by L.A. Morse, retired L.A. detective Jake Spanner enlists the aide of a group of senior citizens to help him find an ex-mobster's daughter. (allrov.com)
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    Going to the Chapel
    A couple are about to get married, and all sorts of uninvited and unexpected guests arrive.
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    Ladies of the Corridor
    Loosely based on Parker's life, this is a searing drama about women living on their own in a New York residence hotel.
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    The Odd Couple: Together Again
    Felix's daughter Edna is getting married, and his wife Gloria throws him out of the house for a few days, so that she can plan the wedding herself, without him getting in the way. Felix temporarily moves in with Oscar, who is still living in the same apartment from the TV show. Due to throat cancer, Oscar had to have one of his vocal cords removed, and he can only speak in a raspy whisper.
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    Big Brother Trouble
    Younger brother Mitch is having all kinds of problems competing with his older brother Sean over a girl that just moved in next door. (imdb)
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    Superdad
    When his daughter, Wendy, announces that she'll be staying home to attend a local school rather than moving away to the more highly regarded Huntington College, Charlie McCready assumes that the influence of his daughter's deadbeat friends is to blame. He resolves to change her mind by insinuating himself into her social life and trying to scare off her boyfriend. Ironically, he only ends up driving Wendy into the arms of an even more undesirable boy.
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    Arrested Development
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    Eight is Enough
    This comedy drama focused on a family with eight very independent children. (imdb)
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    When Things Were Rotten
    Set in Sherwood Forest, in which Robin Hood, Maid Marian and Robin's band of merry men fight heroically against their enemies, the nasty Prince John and the Sheriff of Nottingham. (imdb)
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