Conrado Tortosa 'Pipper'

During the Roman campaigns of Gaul, General Claudio is unlucky enough to get VD, forcing him to return to Rome in the company of a druid named Pijón, a hugely gifted but sexually innocent young man. Once the Gaul becomes the talk among Roman women, his admirers Messalina and Agrippina fight over the task of making Pijón a true man.