Carmen Serret

Bizarre Spanish horror-fantasy about two prostitutes who take their customers into the woods, only to be set upon by cannibalistic zombies created by a local mad scientist. The zombies also make hamburger out of a group of rural devil-worshippers, and the survivors eventually seek shelter at the home of a reclusive novelist.

During the Roman campaigns of Gaul, General Claudio is unlucky enough to get VD, forcing him to return to Rome in the company of a druid named Pijón, a hugely gifted but sexually innocent young man. Once the Gaul becomes the talk among Roman women, his admirers Messalina and Agrippina fight over the task of making Pijón a true man.