Bill Zebub
Total Credits at Criticker: 14 (Actor), 24 (Director), 18 (Writer)
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The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made: The Re-Make (2008) - Direct-to-Video
A romantic couple run from the law after accidentally killing one of their friends. They encounter every imaginable monster that has appeared in horror movies in a modern day version of Dante's Inferno. Will the trials that befall them strengthen them and reveal sublime virtues, or will the duo fall prey to the darker side of the mind? (imdb)
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Young women dreaming of making it big in Hollywood are led to believe they're on their way to stardom, but the only place they're headed is "six feet under" in this disturbing film. A sadistic filmmaker puts out a casting call for scream queens for his horror movie, then ties up the young female starlets and kills them to make a snuff movie.
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Druids resurrect the partially mummified remains of Jesus. They force the zombified Christ to commit unspeakable acts as their sect prepares to rule a new age of mankind. (imdb)
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About a depraved priest who lures innocent suburban girls into sexual slavery. (imdb)
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Metalheads: The Good, the Bad, and the Evil (2008) - Direct-to-Video
A tragic-comedy that finally offers an accurate representation of the heavy metal lifestyle, Bill Zebub's Metalheads stars Emily Thomas as a hard rock honey who just can't get enough of long hair, ripped jeans, and loud guitars. (imdb)
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The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made (2005) - Direct-to-Video
A group of friends get together for a card game, but within 5 minutes most of them die horribly, leaving the hosts to run for their lives (and from the law). Along the way, they encounter every conceivable horror movie monster/villain, but with a new twist.
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Breaking Her Will (2009) - Direct-to-Video
BREAKING HER WILL follows the path of one of the most twisted villains ever to appear on screen. What he does to his captive hitch hiker creates an atmosphere of utterly demented sleaze.
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The Crucifier (2005) - Direct-to-Video
Friends are invited to an LSD party. The host suffers a psychotic episode, and guests become captives. A friend has become a stranger as his delusions rule his thoughts. The forest becomes filled with unfortunate victims who die in a horrible manner. Will there be an end to the ritualistic torture?
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Dirtbags (2002) - Direct-to-Video
Testing the boundaries of political-incorrectness, the story focuses on characters who never have attained anything through honorable means. They prefer to use lying, cheating, stealing, or brute force. Take, for instance, the pharmacy student who uses his skils to make date-rape drugs, and he sells these concoctions in order to pay tuition. While each "dirtbag" has his own plotline, all become obstacles to the main character - a dirtbag who is at the crossroads of change.
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Dolla Morte (2006) - Direct-to-Video
In a world of dolls and toys things are starting to go wrong. Abominations emerge in increasing number as people (dolls) grow more hateful and intolerant. Religions clash, cultures collide, and superstition prevails. While other movies shy away from the gruesome things that people do to each other when one group declares another group an enemy, this movie was made with dolls, and you can do ANYTHING to dolls...
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Skits-O-Phrenia (2004) - Direct-to-Video
The twisted mind of director Bill Zebub spills out onto the small screen in this 90-minute jaunt that combines offbeat comedy with short films and skits. Spoofing on the horror genre, Zebub pokes fun at the clichés of slasher flicks, replacing fear with humor. Also featured are works from directors Isabelle Stephen and Shane Morton and a short film about a schizophrenic who finds that the voices in his head are coming from the television.
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Stereotypes Don't Just Disappear Into Thin Air (2005) - Direct-to-Video
Made as an experiment to determine the boundaries of comedy and to see of despicable characters can be cast as protagonists, this chooses the most loathesome and unrealistic of stereotypes to battle their everyday obstacles (which include OTHER stereotypes). The hilarity is relentless. Consume this guilty pleasure with relish.
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A schizophrenic man who believes he is Jesus kidnaps women who refuse to believe his delusion He videotapes himself with these women he has tied up in various states of bondage. He sends videotapes to the media labeled "Gospels of Blood," which are just photographs of naked women in bondage, usually crucified in some way, with the camera panning and zooming over the photos. These photographs account for more than half of the running time. (imdb)
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Hailed as having "the most WTF moments in movie history" Antfarm Dickhole is the story of rampaging army ants that have nested inside a living human body. The unwilling host discovers that when bullies attack him, the ants defend their nest. Thus begins a tragic tale of what happens when the powerless become powerful. (Bill Zebub)
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Follow the story of Jesus in this slapstick satire. With a name like "Jesus, the Total Douchebag" the movie should only be seen by people who enjoy blasphemous comedy, and as such, the comedy is focused on targets that are usually exempt. Director Bill Zebub explains, "Indie movies should revel in their freedom. They are not confined to the same boundaries as the big budget movies. They should give what Hollywood can't." (Bill Zebub)
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Spooked (2007) - Direct-to-Video
Various racist metal-heads rant against blacks and latinos while being stereotyped by company executives and violent politically-correct gangs. Bill is a loser racist who is beaten to death then comes back as a negro and spends the whole movie over-acting entertainingly in silly black paint and horrible baggy clothes. Another guy rants and raves and takes revenge on his violent girlfriend by defecating on the floor because he can't hit her back. (The Worldwide Celluloid Massacre)
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A romantic couple get more than they expected after the husband's experiments with penis-enlargement cream go awry. Wait, this is not a porn story. Rather, it is an absurd science-fiction movie that features a curious new species, the Dickshark. In some ways this story asks the same questions that Mary Shelly did when she wrote "Frankenstein." (Bill Zebub)
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A girl finds herself on Sesame Street. After meeting a red puppet named elmo she embarks on a heart-wrenching journey exploring themes of family, depression and what it means to be human. (imdb)
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An unfortunate woman is kidnapped and subjected to deranged abuses. When she resists, her captor warns her that if she does not comply with his wishes, he will seek a new victim, but that other woman will be killed after his wishes are fulfilled. (DVD Cover)
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Bad Acid (2005) - Direct-to-Video
This movie follows a doomed character who can't seem to go a day without tripping, venturing into one misadventure after another. (imdb)
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A woman who us researching alien abductions for her new book begins to receive reports of a nocturnal attacker whose description matches that of Santa Claus. She enlists the help of a scholar of mythology to see fi there is a darker side to the story of Santa Claus, and what she discovers is more horrifying than anything that she could have imagined. (imdb)
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Holocaust Cannibal (2014) - Direct-to-Video
Nearing the end of WW2, a handful of Nazis board a plane bound for Argentina, where they plan to live in hiding. During the flight, lightning hits the plane and they parachute onto an island populated by savages. Atrocities await. (imdb)
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Melissa is a fetish model who realizes that she had taken the wrong path. Modeling was to pay for college, but it became her career. She tries to convince a director to forsake exploitation films in favor of returning to his artistic roots. (imdb)
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Scienceless Fiction (2014) - Direct-to-Video
Notorious director "Bill Zebub" ("Assmonster") set out to spoof science fiction movies. He noticed that Star Trek had social messages woven into the stories. He thought jokingly "What if I weave ANTIsocial messages?" Not letting the joke fade, he wondered if there were anything in modern times that he could target, and the answer came fast. Political correctness. (themoviedb.org)
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