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Sterilox, asexual ambassador from a distant planet, comes down to earth in search of feminine breeding stock. A mad scientist treats the alien to dancing sex robots. (imdb)

Pa, a moonshining chicken farmer, is worried that his dim-witted son Junior is becoming way more attracted to their cow Sassy Sue than he should be, so he sets out to gather up all the nubile young farmgirls in the area and get them to show Junior what he's missing. (imdb)

Sally runs a mobile "pirate" radio station--which she operates from her van--where, in her sexy and sultry voice, she encourages her listeners (mostly teenagers) to use the music she plays "to ball by". She also takes calls from her listeners and even offers herself as a prize in a contest. Her show is so popular it winds up "turning on" large numbers of the local population. The authorities, of course, can't allow that to happen, so they send out the cops to find her and shut her down. (imdb)

Moonshiner Mose plays giddy-up with his platinum-blonde niece, While Southern belles Lulu-Mae and Carolina go skinny-dippin' in the creek before climbing into each other's arms. Meanwhile Mose's wife takes care of a snoopin' sheriff right on the kitchen table, then settles late mortgage payments with the landlord by playin' peek-a-boo in the back of his van. Finally three dimwitted farm boys with a truck full of loco weed stop by to sample Mose's white lightning, then his darling daughters! (Amazon)

Junior comes from the country to Hollywood where he soon ends up living in a house full of prostitutes. As payment for his rent, Junior is assigned the task of driving the girls around in a van that doubles as a place to have sex. (imdb)

Sexploitation vet John Tull stars as Sammy Beal, a less-than-scrupulous boxing manager whose current protégé is virginal country boy Johnny. Johnny's rough-hewn skill at the sweet science catches the eye of cigar-chomping mobster Louie Gardino Frank Finklehoffer, who dispatches comely B-girl Lisa to distract him from his training. The naïve puglist naturally falls for her voluptuous charms, but trouble rears its head when he catches her in a bedroom tussle with Sammy. (Allmovie.com)

Those of you who remember the first Book of Kings will recall that Jezebel, the wicked queen of ancient Israel, met her untimely end after being ejected from a window and left to become a dog's dinner. What the Bible didn't tell you is that, shortly thereafter, she struck a deal with Satan and was allowed to return in order to take vengeance on those responsible for her demise, at least if The Joys of Jezebel is to be trusted. (dvdtalk.com)

Since Moonbeam is THE PIGKEEPER'S DAUGHTER, it's no surprise that her best friend is a little piggy named Lord Hamilton. And that has her Ma worried. After all, Moonbeam has reached the ripe old age of 19 and she still ain't hitched yet. Sure, Moonbeam fools around with that dumb stud Jasper, but he's really hankerin' for Pretty Patty at the farm next door. So when a traveling salesman from the big city arrives on the scene, Ma quickly out cons the con-artist and Pa arranges a shotgun wedding. (somethingweird.com)

Cool van-driving stud Steve gets the hots for Anita, who's the new girl in town. However, this doesn't go over well with Steve's bitchy and jealous girlfriend Donna, who sets Steve up by telling the cops that he's a cocaine dealer. Donna covers her tracks by claiming that Anita ratted Steve out to the cops. (imdb)

The Peabodys are about to assemble every one from the clan, including that snobby, well-off urbanite, cousin Prudence. The true fun really begins when the merry family from the mountains will actually pay Pru a visit. (imdb)

A beauty contest is staged in the barn of a low-IQ dimwit called The Colonel. As you probably guessed, the beauty contest doesn't last too long as The Colonel and his buddies get down to business with the contestants.