Beth Porter

Woody Allen plays a Russian {Woody Allen Character} who is caught up in the Napoleonic invasion of his country... (imdb)

In Campbell's film, a writer, a producer and a director are hired by seedy erotic film producer Benny U. Murdoch (Roy Kinnear) to make a dirty movie based on the poem. However, they run into difficulty when each of the production's backers want a completely different style of film made. Then Murdoch makes off with the money, and the three have to produce four different versions of the movie to keep everybody happy - a gay Western, a hardcore porno, a family version and a Kung Fu-style production (Wikipedia)

Beth is a young woman who must struggle with being shunned by society for her past legacy, as well as developing a romance with a local fisherman, and then seeks protection by hiding out with a simple-minded hunchback. (imdb)

A doctor fathers 837 brilliant sons through an artificial insemination program, and every woman wants a donation.