Miley Cyrus

[Stewball]

Newest endeavor, "Montana Goes South".

[mattorama12]

Between this, the Kutcher post, and the Batman post, it's like you've become the pipeline straight from Twitter to this forum.

[Bojangles]

A common whore and a besmircher of the good Cyrus name. Billy Ray should disown her. And I'm firm on this.

[Bojangles]

Totally looking forward to the next stage of this artist's career in which she finds Jesus and repents. Next year's headlines: 'Humbled Star, Miley Cyrus, Spotted At The Wailing Wall.'

[Bojangles]

Why is this posted in Filmmakers? Has Miley Cyrus actually been in movies? Could her annoying drawl actually play in anything other than a low budget animated feature about cattle ranching? (Miley plays an adolescent talking calf whose character symbolizes the lost innocence of humanity resultant of modern ranching ethics.)


I don't have twitter. Please indulge my quips.

[Stewball]

Why is this posted in Filmmakers? Has Miley Cyrus actually been in movies? Could her annoying drawl actually play in anything other than a low budget animated feature about cattle ranching? (Miley plays an adolescent talking calf whose character symbolizes the lost innocence of humanity resultant of modern ranching ethics.)

She's done several, nothing above 5 something on IMDb. She did one with Justin Bieber, the Never Say Never Documentary. I'm sure it was really cool, and it scored a 1.7. I think they're made for each other, but she will never be up on his level until she goes on CSI or something so she can be killed in a hail of bullets too.

Between this, the Kutcher post, and the Batman post, it's like you've become the pipeline straight from Twitter to this forum.

Kutcher and Batman made national news, one for the righteous column, and for the absurd; and I just put this up in hopes of garnering some kudos for my incomparable humor. But that's OK, I'm sure there's a mirror around there somewhere.

[ShogunRua]

I just knew that Stewie would start a topic about Miley Cyrus, since he worships wooden planks. That is, petite girls with no ass, no breasts, and the body of eight year-old boys. I actually wonder which one he prefers more; Miley Cyrus, or Mila Kunis?

I heard so many news stories about Miley's performance that I even broke my rule of ignoring all pop culture, and watched a clip on Youtube. Of course, I was disappointed; that shit was boring, tame, and less indecent than anything witnessed in a garden variety club or bar on a weeknight. Nevermind the things that I do to girls on first dates...

The only amusing parts were her being high/inebriated, the idiotic tongue movement that resulted from this, and shaking a phantom ass.

Between this, the Kutcher post, and the Batman post, it's like you've become the pipeline straight from Twitter to this forum.

Poor Stewie, a victim of the inane mass media's mind control!

A common whore and a besmircher of the good Cyrus name. Billy Ray should disown her. And I'm firm on this.

That vile harlot of Babylon must be driven out!

[td888]

Well she was humping Michael Keaton

The only amusing parts were her being high/inebriated, the idiotic tongue movement that resulted from this, and shaking a phantom ass.

[Stewball]

I just knew that Stewie would start a topic about Miley Cyrus, since he worships wooden planks. That is, petite girls with no ass, no breasts, and the body of eight year-old boys. I actually wonder which one he prefers more; Miley Cyrus, or Mila Kunis?

I've never been shy about my preferences, and right proud of them too, rather than the porkers you go trolling with a ear of corn on a string through bowling alleys for. And for the record, my only interest in Cyrus is in how she fits in this culture's teen idol cults. Notice those are mostly girls fawning over her. How you could so dis my sweetie, Mila, by putting her in the same sentence with Miley, is a trangression which can only be foisted by a sick soul.

I heard so many news stories about Miley's performance that I even broke my rule of ignoring all pop culture, and watched a clip on Youtube. Of course, I was disappointed; that shit was boring, tame, and less indecent than anything witnessed in a garden variety club or bar on a weeknight. Nevermind the things that I do to girls on first dates...

Again, for the record, I've only seen stills and quick clips on the news, just enough to know what the fuss is about without loosing my cookies.

And how come nobody's mentioned my other recent thread in the "Filmmakers Forum", Natalie Dormer, my newest hot honey. She's 31, knuckle-chewing gorgeous, and she could outsmart the lot of you porcine worshiping slobermunchkins here with her little fingernail.

The only amusing parts were her being high/inebriated, the idiotic tongue movement that resulted from this, and shaking a phantom ass.

I'll take your word for it.

A common whore and a besmircher of the good Cyrus name. Billy Ray should disown her. And I'm firm on this.

Don't you mean hard; firm is so reminiscent of flaccid. I mean, butt cheeks are firm.

That vile harlot of Babylon must be driven out!

Yes, I prefer my harlots with class.

[ShogunRua]

I've never been shy about my preferences, and right proud of them too, rather than the porkers you go trolling with a ear of corn on a string through bowling alleys for.

Stewie, you're the same guy that told me a 5' 6", 150 pound Anne Hathaway was fat, and found the luscious Christina Hendricks disgusting. In fact, every girl with an ass or breasts is profoundly repulsive to you;



You can have your wooden planks and 8 year-old boys; I'll stick with "porkers" like the one above.

How you could so dis my sweetie, Mila, by putting her in the same sentence with Miley, is a trangression which can only be foisted by a sick soul.

I have a lot of female friends and relatives that are Soviet Jews of the same age as Mila. Believe me, they're all fairly wild, aggressive, adventurous chicks that would scare and intimidate the shit out of you, Stewie. If you're so shocked and sickened by Miley's performance, one night out with the likes of Mila would put you in the fetal position.

Again, for the record, I've only seen stills and quick clips on the news, just enough to know what the fuss is about without loosing my cookies.

You should check it out, then. Especially since you're so obsessed with Miley.

And how come nobody's mentioned my other recent thread in the "Filmmakers Forum", Natalie Dormer, my newest hot honey. She's 31, knuckle-chewing gorgeous, and she could outsmart the lot of you porcine worshiping slobermunchkins here with her little fingernail.

I doubt that last line, but she has an interesting, slightly unusual face, and is clearly an attractive woman, but her body doesn't really do it for me. She is definitely less petite and more curvy than a typical Stewie fantasy interest, though.

Don't you mean hard; firm is so reminiscent of flaccid. I mean, butt cheeks are firm.

You are weird.