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Your Highness

Your Highness

2011
Comedy, Fantasy
1h 42m
When Prince Fabious's bride is kidnapped, he goes on a quest to rescue her... accompanied by his lazy useless brother Thadeous.

Your Highness

2011
Comedy, Fantasy
1h 42m
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Avg Percentile 24.55% from 1453 total ratings

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Rated 17 Jul 2011
2
15th
From the dizzying artistic heights of "George Washington" to the penis and fart lows of "Your Highness", David Gordon Green has certainly chosen a strange path to go down. There are actually moments of truly inspired comedy hidden within, but they are unfortunately far too often overwhelmed by simplistic Adam Sandler-esque (non)comedy.
Rated 13 Apr 2011
40
14th
Two brothers go on a quest to rescue a bad actress while slinging jokes about ejaculate and penises. Along the way they meet a pedophile muppet that smokes weed and an actress that has used her newly acquired Oscar to catapult her to appearing in horseshit comedies.
Rated 16 Mar 2019
50
21st
You want a good time, watch this after popping a vitamin forgetting to take food so you feel like you’re going to barf everywhere because the run time is almost the exact amount of time it takes for the stupid thing to get into your intestines. There was some boobies too.
Rated 16 Dec 2014
38
8th
What if people you don't normally associate with using the f-word used the f-word? The Movie.
Rated 04 Sep 2011
40
17th
The James Franco/Danny McBride bromance style of slacker/stoner comedy really does NOT translate well to a Medieval setting (Cheech and Chong's Corsican Brothers is a much better effort along the same lines). There's a handful of funny bits but an awful lot of awkward, juvenile stupidity that drags on and on. The biggest laughs for me came from looking at the unbelievably bad CGI effects. I have no idea what the fuck Natalie Portman was doing in this.
Rated 03 Sep 2011
12
4th
Ha ha, he is a medieval knight and he used the word fuck.... Ha ha, so funny. What a crappy movie.
Rated 16 May 2011
9
5th
McBride should be banned from writing and acting altogether. He is the Shyamalan of comedy, and this movie is his Lady in the Water. Let me sum it up with one word, "juvenile".
Rated 08 Mar 2019
2
1st
I suppose there's some humour to be found in throwing crude content and expletives into the typically haughty dialogue and setting of a medieval period piece, but it's done to such a (literally) gross extent here it wears very thin very quickly, and when even the (bland and suspense-less) main plot is misogynist and centered on sex, the whole film just feels like the adventure fan-fiction of a snickering 15-year old who plays Age of Empires and has porn mags stashed under his mattress.
Rated 08 Jan 2012
25
7th
Incredibly annoying shitty comedy. Maybe 3 laughs the whole picture. Someone must have been holding Portman's family hostage to get her to be in this.
Rated 05 Jun 2011
75
48th
Liked it more than I expected to, but that doesn't mean it's good. "Courtney's" co-signing was giggle worthy, and I can't help but be reminded of every RPG I've ever played that didn't take itself seriously.
Rated 28 Apr 2011
54
10th
Two, maybe three good laughs, a whole bunch of boring filler, and a generally stupid plot. I do get the whole point is being idiotic and vulgar, but it's nothing we haven't seen before, except this time it's with swords and armor. Skip this movie unless you have absolutely nothing else to watch.
Rated 13 Apr 2011
45
98th
Imagine Pineapple Express crossed with Monty Python's Holly Grail with the production quality of King Arthur! I laughed so hard I actually had tears in my eyes. If you thought though that this was going to be a serious or believable film: you're an idiot. This is a film with excessive crude humor, gratuitous boobs, and Natalie Portman in a thong!
Rated 07 Mar 2019
25
3rd
Objectively awful. (DNF)
Rated 13 Sep 2011
49
25th
Great production values and a decent cast that, unfortunately, has very little material to work with. It's not funny enough to succeed as a comedy, unless you think vulgarity is the height of entertainment and you still need to hit puberty. All in all, another movie that cost a boatload of money and that will be forgotten soon after watching.
Rated 26 Aug 2011
30
8th
Sorry guys, it doesn't matter how nice your movie looks and how much talent you have behind it- slang words for genitals and curses do not constitute jokes, nor are they adequate punchlines.
Rated 27 Apr 2011
75
74th
It starts with you searching for comedy. The actors are having fun but nothing really gets you laughing. Then you start to realize the detail of the sets, the direction and how classic the cinematography is. When Portman appears you're suddenly hit with decent acting from everyone and by the third act you're amazed at how good this "bad film" has become. Which if you don't get it by now, IS the whole joke. It's funny these actors came together and made a half decent, over the top, silly epic.
Rated 25 Apr 2011
44
38th
I went in expecting Men in Tights and I got Dragonheart! Played entirely too straight, and while the laughs are strong, it just doesn't have enough of them. There are long stretches of completely straight fantasy movie that just make the movie feel loooong.
Rated 10 Apr 2011
3
28th
I love this movie in theory - I enjoy crude, profane comedy, I enjoy generic high fantasy, I enjoy all the actors - but the comedic execution just isn't quite up to snuff. I remember laughing a few times, but I saw it an hour ago and I can't remember a single specific line of dialogue I laughed at. I am impressed with how all-out they went with the fantasy settings and cinematography though. Maybe they just should have gone straight fantasy?
Rated 21 Dec 2018
70
76th
good movie
Rated 19 Apr 2014
2
46th
No lols and it sags in the middle but -while under the influence- it was pleasant enough.
Rated 14 Apr 2014
70
26th
Irreverent. Man humor. Slightly imaginative.
Rated 12 Dec 2013
14
3rd
Good for a few chuckles but an otherwise empty fantasy-spoof. Shrek with more overt dick jokes. The amount of vulgarity just sort of clashes with the fantasy tone and although the cast must have had fun it all seems a big indulgent on behalf of David Gordon Green.
Rated 28 Sep 2013
35
11th
An insult to everyone involved. These comedies that apply crude, modern-day humor (using that word loosely) to different time periods just don't translate. Could have been a funny short film concept, but as a full-length movie it suffocates under the weight of its own fecal matter. To those that imply that the cinematography and set pieces give this any value as some kind of self-aware comedy; picture a hot girl at a party who can't stop vomitting on herself. Visual flair can't overcome that.
Rated 06 Aug 2013
20
14th
How did the guy that directed "George Washington" direct this?
Rated 12 Jul 2013
60
36th
More of a Fantasy Adventure than a comedy, with the jokes being few and far between. It's a perfectly fine movie, though, if you watch it as a silly fantasy epic rather than a laugh-out-loud comedy.
Rated 20 Jan 2013
0
0th
A failure as a film, comedy, and, worst of all, as anything of substance, Your Highness made me dislike Zooey Deschanel in a film, a feat of astronomical proportions. I didn't laugh once because there was not a single moment which even felt comedic and actually found myself becoming irrationally angry as it progressed. With the talent and funding taken into consideration, Your Highness is my least favorite film of all time, and I do not expect anything will take its place soon. Why, Zooey?
Rated 21 Dec 2012
24
4th
Sometimes you have to put the bong down long enough to ask "do people actually want to see this movie or do they just want to see Natalie Portman's naked bum?" Unfortunately, it was a stunt bum. :'(
Rated 14 Dec 2012
43
9th
I'm a huge Natalie Portman fan, and this kills her for me. I wanted to like this a lot. Danny McBride is a funny dude, but... argh! And I love fantasy films! This just doesn't do it for me. Nothing was hilarious. Nothing was that memorable except how hot Natalie Portman was.
Rated 29 Nov 2012
21
13th
Did they just forget the jokes or something?
Rated 01 Oct 2012
10
2nd
What a complete waste. Some exceptional talent is served up in this stupid cheesy farce with low brow humor that is neither funny nor entertaining. I am appalled at the tremendous waste. Danny McBride is the stupidest actor I have seen in quite a while and as for the script, it seems to have come straight out of a raunchy sex video. Shame on the writers. Shame on the directors. Shame on every single actor who contributed to making this dismal excuse for a comedy. Lame only begins to describe it.
Rated 16 Aug 2012
62
24th
Wasn't expecting a great film, but for what it's worth Your Highness does have some rather ridiculous laughs in it
Rated 15 Aug 2012
63
20th
This movie fails as a comedy and barely scrapes by as a medieval adventure. It had some very comedic people in this most notably Danny McBride and James Franco but I only laughed twice in the whole film and both of those times were at lines said by Justin Theroux who plays the evil wizard. I can't really find too many compliments for this film other than I made it through it without turning it off. This wasn't a painful experience just not a pleasant one which is too bad. I hoped for more.
Rated 06 Aug 2012
54
21st
Not hilarious, but certainly had some solid laughs if you're not above a good dick joke or two. It's one of those movies you know exactly how you're going to feel about from its trailer.
Rated 02 Apr 2012
37
7th
Ehhhhh. What a waste of talent. Swear words are not jokes, no matter how much mugging you put into it.
Rated 28 Feb 2012
68
22nd
Filled with high hopes and an allstar cast Your Highness is incredibly meh. I wonder how all these people were tricked into this.
Rated 28 Dec 2011
30
2nd
30 points for triangle face.
Rated 16 Dec 2011
32
14th
Idiotic in a 12 year old boys way. Penises are so funny LOOOOOLLLFMAO!!!!111
Rated 13 Dec 2011
20
1st
Absolute trash. I'm a big fan of Danny McBride's brash, crude shock comedy, but this film is just a complete mess. The stupidity of this film is to the point of unbearable.
Rated 30 Aug 2011
2
59th
Highly entertaining!
Rated 21 Aug 2011
65
17th
I love Danny McBride, DGG, Jody Hill, et al. But this just wasn't very good. Some really great bits, but I went *long* stretches without laughing. I think McBride's just out of his element trying to write a parody in a genre he's not too familiar with. Foot Fist Way, Eastbound and Down, Pineapple Express -- all are phenomenal, better choices than this film.
Rated 13 Aug 2011
50
7th
Funny enough for a trailer. But not more than that.
Rated 12 Aug 2011
57
38th
A mostly pleasant fantasy comedy that works better on paper than in practice. The script has some clever ideas but this feels like a first draft rushed into production -- there just aren't enough jokes to make a more satisfying movie. That doesn't mean this is a dreary and laughless experience, but it's more likely to draw chuckles and smiles than uproarious laughter. It succeeds better as a fantasy film than a comedy -- Portman is particularly good playing her absurd dialogue totally straight.
Rated 12 Aug 2011
52
20th
Had all the elements in place, but then forgot to write jokes. Insert gay jokes and dick jokes until movie ends.
Rated 08 Aug 2011
30
9th
What a disappointment. It was terrible, really. But yeah, Natalie Portman is smoking.
Rated 07 Aug 2011
40
14th
Waste of oscar nominees and winners and of course also time.
Rated 27 Jul 2011
56
20th
Oddly enough, while I can play a game like Shadows of the Damned, I sometimes have a hard time going through a movie that basically operates on a one-joke premise: sex. Don't get me wrong, there are some really funny jokes in here, and the cast is good. Portman showing up is the best part but I just feel like a bunch of the jokes are flaccid (yeah I can do it too!). Not a bad movie by any means, just not good, and with the cast involved, I expected more.
Rated 08 Jun 2011
75
45th
Good old dumb, ad-libbed fantasy drug adventure humour.
Rated 30 Apr 2011
76
76th
A lunatic stoner riff on early-80's fantasy. Probably geared more towards people who grew up loving "Clash of the Titans," "Krull," and "The Dark Crystal," and making fun of the "Ator" movies. It also helps if you're in the mood to tolerate the often juvenile, somewhat pandering sense of humor McBride employs here. I loved parts of this. Other parts of it just sat there. Your mileage will undoubtedly vary.
Rated 25 Apr 2011
75
21st
Expect poopoo jokes mixed with penis jokes mixed with occasional good jokes. Not for the ones who take themselves too seriously.
Rated 20 Apr 2011
72
31st
Certainly not the best comedy film of all time, but a rather good attempt. There is no doubt about the chemistry amongst the cast. Franco and McBride had worked together before, and the rest of the cast just fit in well. Perhaps Your Highness could have more jokes throughout, but the humor was rather entertaining. Zooey Deschanel plays the smallest part, but plays a fantastic part.Your Highness is a decent flick, that you will get a few solid hearty laughs out of.
Rated 18 Apr 2011
58
81st
This film was hilarious. It had so many unexpected moments. And if the lewd sounds like a warning to you you should best avoid it.
Rated 10 Apr 2011
46
13th
Predictable, poorly written, and just plain unfunny for the most part. The elements were all there for me to love this movie (David Gordon Green, Franco, Portman, Theroux, fantasy comedy), and it just fell flat on it's face. Theroux and Portman specifically are highlights (with what they had to work with), but I would've rated the movie much lower if the direction wasn't quality on Green's part.
Rated 09 Apr 2011
85
59th
Don't understand the negative reception. I laughed my ass off.
Rated 08 Apr 2011
81
69th
A funny and refreshing take on both fantasy films and comedies in general. It spoofs on all the right things, has some good action scenes, and the chemistry between the actors is fantastic. Yes, most of the humor is sophomoric, but it works.
Rated 14 Jun 2024
15
3rd
Bland and boring, downright stupid, repulsive and tiring humour (especially the idiocratic vulgar dick jokes). At parts there was a snippet of energy and chemistry between the leads, some of the jokes were almost passable, but generally speaking it's an instantly forgettable film with no artistic merit whatsoever. The most memorable scene in the film is present in the trailer, so best to watch it for 2 minutes, rather than lose 90+ minutes of your life.
Rated 08 Jun 2024
77
54th
Engagingly silly (and dopey) comedy can’t quite decide if it’s a parody of ROBIN HOOD style tropes or a comedic riff on them, but putters along nicely thanks to its cast’s chemistry and well-modulated performances (Franco’s amusing riff on Cary Elwes’ affectations is a highlight). Starts far more strongly than it finishes, and it’s a shame that the likes of Dance and Portman aren’t used as little more than stooges, but overall a fun and funny ride.
Rated 05 Jan 2022
12
9th
Surprisingly terrible. The premise seemed delightful.
Rated 01 Dec 2020
61
49th
Very odd, sometimes good ideas, sometimes missing the mark entirely. I'm impressed they put so much efforts in casting, costume, decors, puppets and such, only for bong jokes.
Rated 18 Nov 2020
56
21st
56.
Rated 03 May 2020
57
11th
I love Danny McBride but this admittedly is just bad
Rated 23 Jul 2017
6
59th
It was fun and stupid, with a lot of references to the genre, so I'm ok with that!
Rated 28 Feb 2017
20
1st
Amazing cast and production values for such a bad movie.
Rated 24 Aug 2016
72
59th
Still a comedy that is woefully underrated. More so than anybody I think Franco bounces of Mcbride the best. Plus Mcbride for all the crit people will lay at him for being one note is a hysterical 9 times outta 10. Another case of a movie getting poor reviews to start out and then the public just latches on to the misinformed hate before going into the cinema.
Rated 08 Aug 2016
5
81st
The fuckening
Rated 16 Jun 2015
15
5th
#14#, [Unrated], popcorn, actresses
Rated 24 May 2015
68
59th
Imagine a Dungeons and Dragon movie based on a campaign played by a group of truly batshit people obsessed with every kind of sex joke known to man. Can't picture that? Well, now this movie is here.
Rated 24 Oct 2014
30
5th
Wow. Even beer didn't make this good.
Rated 03 Aug 2014
56
52nd
Chock full of surprisingly fun knock-about action and some good laughs. Portman and Franco have fun goofing around in a comedy - but really their main contribution is their star-power: boosting the budget and making sure it gets shown near you. Stick-thin Portman is beautiful, but brings nothing else, and edges out Deschanel who works her usual goofy schtick well despite not really getting a proper story of her own. Not really a true comedy - more a silly action fantasy with some bawdy laughs.
Rated 14 Jun 2014
15
1st
15 puanın tamamı natalie portman için. bu prodüksiyon tasarımına yazık cidden.
Rated 11 May 2014
45
6th
45.000
Rated 17 Nov 2013
40
7th
I don't even know. It's got Natalie Portman in a bikini and that dumb wizard that I thought was funnier than it probably was but this is definitely not a good movie. The hand monster was also decent.
Rated 06 Jun 2013
80
77th
http://gorgview.com/your-highness
Rated 28 Apr 2013
60
7th
Save yourself some time and just watch the red band trailer and an episode of Eastbound and Down.
Rated 03 Dec 2012
73
42nd
Funny at points, couldve been better
Rated 07 Nov 2012
50
20th
* Casting, Acting : 5 * Script : 3 * Directing, Aura : 6 * Ease of Viewing : 6 * Naked Eye : 5
Rated 26 Aug 2012
100
97th
hilarious and at times even pretty thrilling. totally worth multiple viewings.
Rated 25 Apr 2012
27
6th
100 minutes. 0 laughs.
Rated 22 Apr 2012
10
1st
You cant begin to imagine how bad this is. Jokes my dad would try. boring!
Rated 16 Apr 2012
0
7th
I like crude humour when it's good. This one's not. I like all the actors, and they're as good as they always are. This makes the film barely bearable, but a waste of time nonetheless. It brings you close to a chuckle at times, but never gets you there. The comedy is just not there. Not even close to Pineapple, which wasn't so hot itself.
Rated 25 Mar 2012
98
58th
Thadeous and Fabious (Danny McBride and James Franco) are two sons of King Tallious (Charles Dance). They are both warriors, but Fabious is dashing and skilled and Thadeous is lazy and ineffectual with both an inferiority complex and poor track record in quest taking. While celebrating his latest victory over the evil sorcerer who has been ravaging Tallious's kingdom, Leezar (Justin Theroux), Fabious introduces the virgin Belladonna (Zooey Deschanel) he freed from a tower and wishes to marry her
Rated 01 Mar 2012
2
0th
Why did Natalie Portman do this?
Rated 23 Feb 2012
35
7th
Needed more Natalie Portman and less of everything else. Seriously, who wrote this shit??
Rated 19 Feb 2012
44
17th
Not really funny I was dissappointed I that it would have been a lot better.
Rated 04 Feb 2012
80
73rd
Totally hilarious. McBride is becoming one of the funniest people in movies today. Worth another watch. Portman is great and hot as well.
Rated 12 Jan 2012
20
2nd
When I saw the first trailer for this, I thought it might actually be decent. I should've known, however, that almost no comedy movies are any good these days. I chuckled a couple of times, but it almost felt like it was out of pity. A medieval comedy is not a bad idea, but this was not executed well. It was messy. Pretty much the only thing I liked about it were some of the actors. I can't really recommend this film though.
Rated 09 Jan 2012
65
51st
6+ recommended
Rated 14 Dec 2011
75
50th
It is a nice change to see a fantasy movie that is not PG. There are many very silly and funny scenes in this movie. Not all the jokes work but there are plenty that do. Danny Mcbride, Natalie Portman, Zooey Deschanel and James Franco all have a lot of fun with their roles. If you are in the mood for a silly comedy/fantasy movie then check this one out.
Rated 03 Dec 2011
46
22nd
Kind of bland and not very funny. The jokes seemed all the same, yet I'll give it a ok rating because Natalie Portman almost makes it worth watching.
Rated 29 Oct 2011
3
26th
I like the actors involved just not the movie.
Rated 22 Oct 2011
56
45th
Nice to see that idiot from Homeland and the head of the Lannisters in a comedy, but that was the funniest part of the film. Some jokes did work, but the film was mostly bland.
Rated 18 Oct 2011
64
25th
very vulgar and stupid at times but entertaining movie with few nice jokes and well done effects...
Rated 13 Oct 2011
25
61st
"Pot comedies may not be rocket science but a few more script revisions would have probably gone a long way here." - Simon Abrams
Rated 02 Oct 2011
15
2nd
Propably the worst movie I'll see in 2011...
Rated 30 Sep 2011
75
82nd
Danny McBride is fucking awsome!!
Rated 23 Sep 2011
1
11th
Rated 21 Sep 2011
0
11th
Rated 14 Sep 2011
68
44th
This movie is crazy. Funny at times but also with some very noticeable low points. Not sure if I like Franco's brother, he is pretty annoying.
Rated 12 Sep 2011
12
4th
[Unrated]
Rated 09 Aug 2011
15
5th
Some decent effects and cinematography, but the story is quite awful and the improvised dialogue doesn't really work either. Very disappointing.
Rated 07 Aug 2011
70
42nd
I went out of my way to watch this purely because of my love for Danny McBride. He's one of my favourite comedy actors and never fails to disappoint. I think this fact caused me to expect a little bit too much from Your Highness. While it was certainly a funny, enjoyable movie it just doesn't quite hit the heights expected from such a talented cast.

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