Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines

It's the best since 2, if that even matters at this point. I like the idea of movies blending into it's environments and playing into realistic scenarios. This movie doesn't really apply to that last part. It just ends up being predicable and kinda boring. There just isn't anything that is fresh to this franchise at this point, and it really should've stopped at 2. Aside from a few deaths I thought were okay, and a pretty messed up ending, there isn't anything here I'll remember.

"We took a wrong turn! A wrong turn, to RIO BRAVO!"

No idea how they can keep making these movies more stupid than the previous one was. You don't even care about any of the characters and everyone's an idiot. You're just waiting for them all to die in increasingly idiotic ways. Blaaargh. I guess just one more to go.

11.10.18(+)

It has Doug Bradley hamming it up so the film isn't all bad

Definitely one of the better films in the series. The hillbillies makeup isn't the greatest but it doesn't really hurt the film any. Oddly enough this reminds me a lot of a "Full Moon" entertainment film full of low budget effects, mediocre performances and silly shit.

Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines is the worst of the Wrong Turn movies, and theoretically the point at which the franchise should end -- at least, with this creative team. It's boring, not scary, stupid, has no characters to root for or even tell apart from each other, and just doesn't do anything at all for anyone involved. I mean, this is a movie that somehow manages to make Doug Bradley, the man who played Pinhead, boring. That's almost impressive.

I don't even care. I love it again.

watchable

Plot 1/20 Fiction 1/20 Casting/Acting 2/20 Worldbuilding 2/20 Entertainment 2/20

wow can you say worst movie of 2012? its almost pointless to list the problems with this movie because the creators didnt seem to care at all and thats no excuse, if you turn your brain off you might enjoy the gory kills but everything else is soooooo dumb.