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Varsity Blues

Varsity Blues

1999
Romance, Comedy
1h 46m
In small-town Texas, high school football is a religion. The head coach is deified, as long as the team is winning and 17-year-old schoolboys carry the hopes of an entire community onto the gridiron every Friday night. In his 35th year as head coach, Bud Kilmer (Jon Voight) is trying to lead his West Canaan Coyotes to their 23rd division title... (imdb)

Varsity Blues

1999
Romance, Comedy
1h 46m
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Rated 08 Aug 2019
60
39th
In a town where football is king, the man who does not want your life reigns supreme with his queen dressed in whip cream.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
5
57th
The most ridiculous portrayal of Texas in all of fiction. I lived in Texas for 14 years, and I never knew anyone who rode in a pickup truck with a pig, nor did Ali Larter seduce me in a whip cream bikini.
Rated 15 Mar 2012
55
31st
The first (and only) time I watched this was on an 8th grade football trip. Being in Alaska, we were on a 15 hour ferry ride to our destination because flying would be to expensive. So a combination of the fact it had some tits and when/where I saw it, I would call it a positive experience when watching this film. I could go back and probably decide it's shit, but why ruin a positive memory of tits, right?
Rated 28 Dec 2011
72
44th
Billy Bob cried 'cause he's a bit of a cryer.
Rated 25 Sep 2010
54
18th
Having not only lived, but played high school football in Texas, none of this happened to me. Except the football.
Rated 18 Feb 2009
77
43rd
I DON'T WANT YOUR LIFE!
Rated 02 Feb 2008
67
46th
points for its brief appearance in THE OFFICE.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
70
58th
A good all around movie, if you ignore the acting. Stripping, great football hits, a bit of drama/comedy thrown in. It's worth seeing as a good mindless watch on a weekend.
Rated 17 Jun 2007
35
8th
Sports movie. That's all I need to say here. Serious sports movies always try to focus on the "redemptive", "transcendent" aspects of sports, but they never succeed. Why do they keep trying? And then there's the cliches and the character stereotypes. To be fair, the script and acting are slightly better than in some other sports movies I've seen. Yes, I'm damning with faint praise. Damning it to HELL.
Rated 30 Jun 2024
76
40th
A movie with excellent football material, horrible Texan accents, and a peak Beek. The story challenges a lot of old ideals in football, whilst simultaneously being a self-aware high school movie.
Rated 02 Oct 2021
48
10th
Dull and listless sports drama is bland and undistinguished, with the cast merely going through the paces (even Voight is dull here in a misstep in his great 90s run). Unwieldy mix of teen angst and drama spiced up with awkward R-rated elements (especially a not unwelcome abundance of nudity) make this a sleepy misfire.
Rated 24 Aug 2021
80
76th
OK, Ok... I know. This movie isn't that great. Unless you grew up in Texas in the 90s. Then it's a rite of passage.
Rated 14 May 2020
70
25th
A little melodramatic, but I like Van Der Beek.
Rated 27 Mar 2020
45
16th
Liseli rugby filmi. Paul Walker'ın oynadığı film, Teksas'ta Amerikan Futbolu oynayan gençlerin aşk ve futbol sevdası. Tam bir yönetmenlik faciası. Bol fantezili cinsellik sahneleri olan film, tam bir gençlik aşısı gibi. Antrenör'de Fatih Terim'e benziyor. Yaşlı kesim de bayağı dışlanmış. Filmin sonunda, son maçlarını kazanıyor. Uff çok konuştun. Bir git ya. Tamam ya gidiyorum.
Rated 12 Mar 2020
42
22nd
Seen: 2. There is nothing very memorable about this mediocre sports drama.
Rated 31 Jan 2017
75
63rd
I'm honestly not super fond of this movie, but I have a major soft spot for anything that comes out of the 90s and involves high schoolers and college students.
Rated 12 May 2016
10
36th
Haven't watched in a while.
Rated 16 Feb 2016
54
30th
For a teen movie it's not bad
Rated 30 Sep 2015
43
50th
#14#, exp3, rw3, story, actresses
Rated 01 Jul 2012
1
12th
For some reason I rewatched this movie recently and it's one of the worst movies I've seen in my life. The acting (especially the accents) are an abortion. It's amazing that a movie that features Paul Walker would have an even more annoying character - but Billy Bob you suck ass. I literally asked myself what the hell I was doing with my life when watching this. That's how bad this movie is, it makes you question every life decision you've ever made. 1 point for the tits
Rated 21 Apr 2012
58
29th
On a recent rewatch (yeah, I'm not sure why either), I realized this is worse than I remembered. It feels like it should have a lot more humor than it does and there's some poor acting. It's not terrible and it has some strangely iconic moments, but it's also something you could happily skip.
Rated 10 Mar 2011
10
8th
I`m not interested in sports movies
Rated 30 Jan 2011
60
36th
It's as corny as any other teen movie, but it's rather enjoyable. I think it captured the relationships between players on a high school sport's team well (albeit in a slightly ridiculous fashion). It's funny when it needs to be and none of the actors are particularly bad. You'll find much better, but I think it's somewhat of a success as a commentary on how important being successful in high school sports actually is.
Rated 16 Jan 2011
78
33rd
"I don't wanna wait...For our liiiiiives to be ovvvver"
Rated 02 May 2010
65
28th
Although Jon Voight is great here, bad performances and an unrealistic plot derail things.
Rated 22 Apr 2010
54
29th
An average film, which I guess passes for an above average high school movie, nowadays. I don't know...it's about teenagers. It's about sex. It's about football. It's about teenagers who have sex and play football. It's pretty entertaining at times. When it tries to achieve higher purpose, it feels forced.
Rated 20 Feb 2010
53
18th
53.250
Rated 22 Jul 2009
50
14th
Dawson as a football hero, well....
Rated 09 Jul 2009
6
35th
Cheer leaders are often believed to be the dumbest specimens of humanity; yet this film certainly indicates it maybe football players; or possibly the writers of highschool football films.
Rated 08 Apr 2009
42
25th
After repeated viewings and finally coming to review this, I will say that Varsity Blues is not a film you can sit down and love in an instant. It's a teen drama, and you better leave it at that. Could have appreciated it a whole lot more if everything else tied together in this would've been stronger, especially the cast and script.
Rated 12 Mar 2009
17
7th
Cliche-ridden. Veers between leering low comedy and heavy-handed melodrama. Lester rises above his exploitative role as an overweight lineman.
Rated 23 Jan 2009
30
19th
Varsity Blues can not escape of the clichés excessive.
Rated 17 Jan 2009
87
36th
Great all around. This is my fun movie. These characters look like me and my friends around that age. My favorite part is when Billy Bob drives up to the house screaming, "Get in the truck..."
Rated 09 Jan 2009
21
26th
Boo.
Rated 08 Jan 2009
10
6th
yuuuuuuk
Rated 27 Dec 2008
40
14th
Not my thing.
Rated 01 Jul 2008
79
60th
not to bad but I liked Friday Night Lights more.
Rated 19 May 2008
86
92nd
a coming-of-age story that doesn't sacrifice the grittyness and greyness of real life for watered down hollywood money making.
Rated 31 Mar 2008
60
58th
Sucks me in & gets the job done. Delivers just the way i want it to, in spite of being a sport picture. A feel good romp with some exposed flesh to boot.
Rated 23 Feb 2008
65
30th
More like JV. Its supposed to be somewhat serious but I had a problem buying into it.
Rated 08 Feb 2008
65
42nd
only way to get rid of the monday blues.
Rated 31 Dec 2007
82
69th
A surprisingly intense sports film about standing up for what one believes in. The acting is great from this young cast as well as Jon Voight as an overly intense coach who wants to win at all costs.
Rated 06 Nov 2007
5
1st
Wank
Rated 27 Oct 2007
70
9th
"AH. DON'T WANT. YER LIFE." "We have the OPPAHTUNATAH to PLAY like GAWDS." There, I just saved you a rental.
Rated 16 Sep 2007
50
22nd
decent film
Rated 14 Aug 2007
82
46th
I thought this was pretty good.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
90
70th
Actually a pretty good movie with quite a bit to think about. Even non-football fans can like this one.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
68
49th
Some funny bits here and there with some cool looking football as well. Still it's a teen drama and although it's better than average, it's still just a teen drama.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
89
51st
great story, acting, & acting. very entertaining.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
55th
One of the better teen flicks from the late-90's that dominated the multiplexes on a weekly basis. This one has a lot of heart and some damn fine execution, especially a scene chewing Jon Voight as the villainous head coach. It also introduced the world to actors like Ali Larter, Paul Walker, and Amy Smart. If the ending of this film doesn't get you pumped up for something, then you just don't have adrenal glands.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
15
4th
How many cliches can you fit into one bad movie? Varsity Blues has the answer.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
84
85th
I thoroughly enjoyed this flick. And not simply because of the teacher.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
66
10th
I've seen enough of this to know I didn't want to see all of it.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
57
11th
I never got into the movie and that's a shame. Some people seem to have an affection for it, like an old shoe or something. It's pretty mediocre to me.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
61
44th
It was a decent sports movie with a whipped cream bikini. All of the sudden the subplots just coming off the dartboard in the middle kinda blew though.
Rated 10 Jul 2007
72
39th
Reminds me of exactly how high school was.
Rated 02 May 2007
0
8th
Another highly lame teenager movie
Rated 18 Mar 2007
71
44th
A good football movie that probably would have been better had the cast been a little stronger.
Rated 13 Jan 2007
40
5th
this movie is so dumb, all the jocks loved it in highschool, who were my freinds but it was dumb...cusae i didn't care...but the teacher is hot
Rated 30 Dec 2006
70
5th
barely accurate drama and the movie goes a little too fiction...if youve played hs football at a big school your going to look at this and say, ummmm no.
Rated 12 Dec 2006
40
13th
Teen movies...

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