Vampire Killers

Very silly, and not too entertaining low-budget comedy. Plot is almost non-existent. Bits from Hammer vampire movies in the setting of American Werewolf In London. Humor is shallow and rare. It's for you to decide if a few chuckles and a bunch of semi-naked ladies running around is worth your time.

Juvenile parody (or: rip-off) of the Karnstein lesbian-themed vampire films produced by Hammer in the early 1970s. Curiously, those films are much more daring in terms of nudity and eroticism, despite much tighter regulation at the time. This film forgoes the sexiness found in the Hammer films and relies on crassness instead. It also attempts to be Shaun of the Dead in some places, but completely lacks any of the warmth or wit provided by Pegg and Frost.

If you liked Zombie Strippers then you will like Lesbian Vampire Killers. If you haven't seen Zombie Strippers and you liked Lesbian Vampire Killers then see Zombie Strippers. If you haven't seen either then this one's up in the air really. It's better than to be expected with some genuinely hilarious moment. However portions of the film do indeed fall flat which is disappointing as it prevents the film from being a laugh riot.

Pra quem achava que, pelo titulo, iria assistir uma versão pornô-trash de American Pie (eu), se surpreendeu. O filme até rende algumas risadas e não é tão apelativo como o nome sugere . Mas é claro que não é nenhuma obra prima.

Better than I expected. As others have remarked, the movie is reminiscent of a lighthearted Sean of the Dead clone, but it had its fair share of laughs.

ZOMG lesbians are so HAWT

Teenage boy dream movie. Robert Rodriguez showed that "anybody" can make a movie. Cheap. Can they?

Light-hearted Shaun of the Dead clone that's less explicit than its title might suggest. The runtime is short, the kills are decent, the plot is light and the two main characters, while lacking the charm of Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, do a good job of filling the screen. Toss in a few chuckle-worthy one liners and you've got a pleasant waste of 90 minutes.

Imagine if someone attempted a Shaun of the Dead-esque film but it was really shit and unfunny. That's this movie in a nutshell. James Corden is so annoying and unlikeable I just have no idea why they'd thought he'd be a good fit at all. The movie keeps thinking it's cool, hip, and sexy but it just makes it more obnoxious to sit through if anything. Without any good jokes, writing, or any charm or wit to it, it feels very superficial and bland. Just a terrible British Horror-Comedy.

Painfully unfunny.

Ha ha ha... To see only once.

A good time. Slightly worse than Grabbers which feels very similar, a lot better than many other films.

A few laughs and a general sense of "what the hell am I watching?" made this a passable film. Not really god but a thing you'd watch if it was there.

Sometimes I wish there was no British film industry. Awful.

7+ highly recommended

Just a few good laughs.

Is Lesbian Vampire Killers worth watching? No. Its main draw is lesbian vampires, and it doesn't even feature them all that much. It's not as unique as it wants to be, it's not particularly enjoyable, the acting is terrible, the production values are very low, and while it's funny at times, it's not humorous enough to make up for all of its flaws. Maybe you can watch it with a group of friends simply for the novelty, but it's not at all worth it alone.

Surprisingly well rounded for a lowbrow semi-erotic British comedy horror film, but it is no Shaun of the Dead. James Corden does a great job as funny guy Fletch and he more or less carries the film, as the comedy part is its main focus, but the modern style and genre blend also give a nice touch. Don't let the amateurishly poor B movie opening fool you. It's on purpose and lasts only during the introduction. Watch it to have some good laughs with the guys - no girls allowed.

Annoying.

It was free on iTunes :-P

eng; [Lesbian Vampire Killers]; zwei junge männer sollen den uralten fluch bannen, welcher die frauen aus der umgebung zu vampiren macht.; (sehr witzig);

#10#, popcorn, story, (MyAnna B).

There are a few lines and moments throughout the film which do raise a laugh but its usually at their sheer stupidity and shallowness. It is strikingly low budget and the entire plot seems to have been contrived over a couple of beers in the local pub. It must have been a lot of fun to make because it really is ridiculously daft and is filled with an abundance of stunning women but unless that is enough to entertain you it isn't worth bothering with.

A low-brow Shaun of the Dead, which replaces that film's humor with copious dick-and-fart jokes. That's not to say that there aren't some good gags, but the jokes fall flat more often than they don't. I get the feeling that there was an attempt to parody the old Hammer films but, if that's the case, the execution falls flat. Still, not a bad way to pass an hour and a half- if nothing else, the set design is good, the score has several decent bits, and there are plenty of beautiful women.

Was decent and strange.

Good Movie

Much better than one would expect. It had me laughing and was just something simple to watch. I was expecting this to be a complete joke but it really had genuine laughs.

Ca commence très bien, c'est bien réalisé avec un style et des effets assez personnels. Mais ça manque de rythme, on finit par s'ennuyer un peu, l'histoire n'est pas si original et surtout... on ne rigole pas tant que ça, malgré de très bonnes scènes et un fort potentiel. Dommage !

It's a Vampire's Comedy-Parody film and there isn't anything NEW (well may be some minor details xD). By the way the script is good and the movie itself is light and easy to watch. Not THE movie, but if you want to watch a simple comedy-parody, this one can be recommended

Nice fangs .. fell asleep 20 minutes into it, so .. meh.