Twisted Pair

Opening: A+ Breen. Next 10 minutes: B+ Breen. Middle: D- Breen (i.e. boring). Ending: B- Breen. Rape scene: WTF Neil, you put a rape scene in your movie? Subverted my expectations much more than The Last Jedi.

A third Breen appears wearing an eye patch ... Solidus Breen?! Did a computer fuck his family to death, Breen and technology has me hollering. This Breen feels a little too Breen "does he know that we know" Pointless adding more stars to the Breeniverse

Honestly, terrible filmmakers like these should run out of steam after about four films ... but Neil Breen is no ordinary terrible filmmaker. The technical ineptitude (and how sincere it comes across) is comparably bad only to middle school media students -- yet the feature film ambition this film is housed in makes it all the more indecipherable, yet multi-textured -- this kind of cinematic/artistic madness must be preserved, it might cure Alzheimer's.

He yelled "IT'S BREENIN' TIME" and then Breened all over the whole film. But then out came the third Breen, with an eyepatch. Pure Breenius.

Neil Breen is back on form but i gotta say the way he acts with stock footage is something i didn't know i wanted to see but here we are

It's even more incoherent than breen's previous works. Better than Fateful Findings, but not as great as Double Down

The title seems to refer to the reason Neil Breen walks around like a fucking... weird, creepy man. I can still get on the wavelength, and this is not bad Breen, but THAT scene? That's fucked up Neil.

Somehow this movie cured me of my headache and now I can play videogames again.

This was a strange one, either Breen is getting worse as a director or he is actually in on the joke by this point. Which one it is, I'm honestly not sure.

Breen has basically become the grown up version of a kid, who obliviously made you laugh with a fun thing, and thus keeps repeating said thing over and over, steadily increasing ridiculousness (because that'll make you laugh even more, right?!?), until the point of "fun" is passed entirely. And then further. Twisted pair has its moments (most of which are already featured in the trailer), but it's just too much of a deliberate clusterfuck to come even close to the level of desired inbreenuity.

Had quite the experience seeing this with a crowd of Breen fans. Couldn't hardly hear a single line of dialogue.

Not up to Breen's usual standards, which is saying something. Something bad.