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Troll 2

Troll 2

1990
Fantasy, Horror
1h 35m
A young child is terrified to discover that a planned family trip is to be haunted by vile man-eating monsters out of his worst nightmare... (imdb)

Troll 2

1990
Fantasy, Horror
1h 35m
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Rated 21 Jan 2008
0
0th
"They're eating her! ...And then they're going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Rated 04 Aug 2009
0
0th
Some movies are so deep and multi-layered that repeated viewings are necessary to fully appreciate them. Troll 2, on the other hand, is so god-awful, on so many levels, that it's impossible to comprehend the magnitude of its crapiness without watching it multiple times. It's like they took every undesirable trait from every idiotic movie ever made, multiplied it by 1000, and then somehow made it even worse. Just thinking about this film makes me burst out laughing.
Rated 28 Jun 2007
0
0th
Troll 2 supplied me with all my troll needs. I shall never want for troll again after having seen this film. May my score reflect the great number of trolls in this awesome movie.
Rated 21 Jun 2014
73
92nd
If the only films that matter formally are auteur films, this -special- creative vision is a formal success, proverbial colors flying. If you think this is simply a "bad" movie, and lacking all self-awareness, you're a fucking idiot.
Rated 31 Mar 2012
78
83rd
Ok, first off the worst-movie-ever-made reputation is stupid and most of the fanbase just isn't 'getting it'. Anyone who has had years of sifting through bargain basement DVDs and watching hours of pure dreck knows that Troll 2 is something special. Well-paced, lovingly filmed trash completely lost in its own warped little world with dialogue and performances you wouldn't find in ANY other movie. Don't confuse its surreal Italian flavour with simple 'badness'. This is next level.
Rated 19 Jun 2011
5
0th
For a film that is ultimately about how vegetarians are the spawn of Satan, this is surprisingly bad.
Rated 28 May 2010
7
68th
The amount of 0's this movie has received is absurd. Not great but still entertaining as shit and a good time if you aren't a douche. Things I learned from this movie: you can not piss on hospitality, Niblog is Goblin spelled backwards, Goblin queens look exactly like Maggie Gylenhall, and of course if you have friends it will keep you a virgin for life.
Rated 01 Mar 2022
0
0th
My goodness! The acting in this...... It... It... It...... It has to be seen to be believed. In fact, having just seen it, I still don't believe it.
Rated 04 Jun 2010
3
1st
THEY'RE EATING HER.... THEN THEY'RE GOING TO EAT ME.... OH MY GOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!
Rated 03 Jun 2010
57
65th
I cannot give this movie anything less than a 50... Yes it's bad, but its entertainment value is priceless. Watch it with a few friends and I guarantee you'll have a great time. A must see.
Rated 30 Jan 2008
100
99th
There will always be a special place in my heart for this jewel.
Rated 16 Jul 2007
0
0th
So bad that it went right past "so bad it's good" and just became bad again.
Rated 14 Apr 2023
100
99th
Hyped by net nerds for a reason: its brilliantly bad in such a bizarre and imaginative way that is impossible to hate despite being objectively terrible. Even the magical bologna sandwich looks fake! Now that's effort! A bonkers quasi-surrealistic kids horror fantasy. See it, cherish it, love it. It's one of a kind.
Rated 26 Jun 2010
100
0th
Ukiki
Rated 29 Aug 2008
5
3rd
Sadly, Dances with Wolves beat this movie for the Academy award, but I hear the voting was really close - there were only like 500 or 600 movies ahead of it.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
10
0th
Absolutely inept filmmaking; hilarious to watch with friends. My score reflects the quality, not the level of enjoyment I get from watching it.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
15
2nd
It's safe to say that Troll 2 is film in its poorest form. Everything is done terribly, but due to its complete lack of quality, Troll 2 is also an absolute hoot. This isn't just your usual case of, "It's so bad, it's funny," either. This is more like, "It's so bad, you'll laugh until it hurts, and then you'll think about it later for no reason, and you'll laugh until it hurts again." Utter crapulence!
Rated 18 Jul 2017
6
86th
"what're you going to do to me daddy?..." "tightening my belt by one loop so i don't feel hunger pains!" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. and yeah of course the dude who says "there must be a logical reason for all this" has to die first.
Rated 18 May 2013
2
0th
I mean 2 in the nicest possible way.
Rated 15 Nov 2011
1
0th
Fun fact: the costume designer is Laura Gemser of Emmanuelle fame. And yes, the movie is pretty much what you'd expect of a movie where the costume designer is most famous for being naked. Hilarious, obviously: a family take on an entire city of vegetarian German goblins (there are no trolls in the movie) from Stonehenge, aided by their undead grandpa. "A balony double-decker sandwich!"
Rated 15 Jul 2011
5
5th
There's nothing I can say about Troll 2 that hasn't been said already. Except of course "Well, I didn't think it was that bad". But it was. Oh, was it ever THAT bad.
Rated 12 Dec 2010
52
1st
The legend surrounding this one was just too hard to resist, especially after seeing the documentary that it spawned 20 years later, "Best Worst Movie". It was actually much worse than the piece of shit that I thought it would be, completely inept in every area. However, what truly damns it is that I can't imagine watching this ever again. Is it so bad that it's good? Errrr, no. The incompetence is amusing at first but it's still a really unpleasant viewing experience. I felt unclean afterward.
Rated 10 May 2010
50
24th
More watchable than a lot of other films I can think of, because this one at least tries.
Rated 25 Jan 2009
50
26th
I'm scoring this one right in the middle. Because while it is probably the worst film with the worst acting and the worst story ever, this is still probably one of the best movies I've ever watched with my friends. We laughed til it hurt and we still quote some of the awful quotes from it. What to expect: no trolls but goblins, the town of NILBOG (clever), a popcorn filled sex scene, and goblin masks that look like a little kid's art project (not a smart kid either, the "slow" kid's project)
Rated 12 Oct 2008
2
0th
Row, row, row your boat.
Rated 12 Oct 2008
0
4th
This is one of the worst films I have ever seen, absolutely awful in every single way and the makers of this need to be hunted down and prosecuted. Makes Troll look incredible. At least Troll had a plot.
Rated 19 Mar 2008
0
1st
The director is at least trying, which makes it all the more hilarious.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
50
32nd
I'm conflicted on Troll 2. On one hand, it is easily the worst movie ever made. The acting is horrible, the effects are laughable, the scares are non-existent, and the story is the worst ever. On the other hand, this is the worst movie ever made, and has to be seen, because it is so goddamn funny.
Rated 26 Feb 2018
80
86th
this is a master piece you cowards
Rated 06 Mar 2017
57
51st
Kinda overhyped and underrated (I blame squares who watched this because of hype, but don't appreciate trash movies). Disliked: terrible acting all around, hysterical witch character, dodgy SFX. Liked: a satire on vegetarians, double-decker hamburger as a secret weapon against them, absurdly bad-funny dialogs. Overall, a better movie than recent best movie oscar winner. Where's the troll in this film, tho?
Rated 22 Oct 2016
0
0th
I watched this, and now it's going to watch me... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD! This movie was amazingly horrible. It might actually be the worst movie I've ever seen. It's called Troll 2, but there isn't even one troll in this film, let alone two! The movie takes place in a fake town named Nilbog, which if you watch America's Next Top Model, that's Goblin spelled backwards. These Goblin's look like humans (but certainly don't act like them, which I mean that they can't act at all)...
Rated 04 Apr 2016
85
61st
Holy Goddamn! This is a treasure. What is this? A studio approved piece of shit? Like they put up the money and gave their full trust to the director? Or is this some grand weekend-made film using a bunch of friends and family? It really seems like the latter despite being the former. This is such a terrible, hilarious movie. But they found some great actors for this. Everyone's hilarious in one way or another. I just can't imagine that none of the actors enjoyed making this.
Rated 10 Jun 2015
0
0th
The movie is called TROLL 2, but the entire time they are talking about Goblins. Irregardless, cinematic masterpiece, a must watch for everyone.
Rated 26 Feb 2015
90
68th
One of the most quotable movies of all time. Perfect example of how fun a bad movie can be.
Rated 15 Jul 2014
4
52nd
highly aestheticised 'bad' movie that is clearly not unintentional, nor intended for kids. if something is so bad it's hilarious, then it isn't bad. very enjoyable and maybe parodic of family adventure films, though maybe i enjoyed it more due to its reputation. not the greatest thing ever for sure, but i don't see why so many think this is the worst film of all ti - oh wait yes i do. and it's not because of the movie itself.
Rated 10 Nov 2013
10
2nd
It was in my queue for years, finally decided to watch it. Still don't know if it was a smart thing to do. This is one of the stupidest things I ever watched. Also fell asleep the last 10 minutes. Did I miss anything? Edit, just decided to watch to last bit after reading all the reviews. I have to say the last 10 minutes is in a class of itself. Now I'm gonna make a baloney double-decker sandwich for myself.
Rated 20 Jan 2013
0
1st
Seriously, what the hell did I just watch?
Rated 16 Dec 2012
35
2nd
As a horror story it's not bad, but the writing is pretty awful and the acting is atrocious, particularly the mother who I suspect is not only a terrible actress but possibly not even human. Even the other bad actors here who have trouble delivering lines in anything other than monotone are at least trying to convey the emotions and are just bad at it. I did laugh at the absurdity, though, and witch lady is entertaining, the only one having fun with the material and hamming it up on purpose.
Rated 14 Dec 2012
75
78th
Amazing. I wanna live the rest of my life in Nilbog.
Rated 05 Sep 2012
65
52nd
Hard to rate. On one hand, this movie deserves a 0, but it was immensely entertaining simply because it was so terrible. In giving it a decent score, I am only saying that it can be amusing, not that I recommend it from a critical viewpoint.
Rated 12 Jul 2012
10
0th
It sucks and it knows it. There are NO trolls in this movie!!!!!
Rated 12 Sep 2011
16
3rd
There's a few shots in this film that need mentioning. The immense close-up of the Welles look-a-like grandfather's mouth, eclipsed in sexual tension only by the double mouthed corn eating scene. Admittedly I'm mainly reviewing this film out of sympathy for the films I've left hovering around 50-60 mark to bump them into a more respectable tier.
Rated 19 Jun 2011
0
0th
Grotesquely inept on every single level of film making. But let's face it: after years of Youtube exposure, you know what you're going into, and in that regard, it doesn't disappoint. It will melt your brain and make your eyes bleed, but it will not disappoint...
Rated 12 Jun 2011
50
26th
I give this a fifty as it ties the Room for my favorite bad movie ever. It is so unbelievably terribly hilarious. If someone ever says to you 'watch Troll 2' they are not your friend and should never be trusted. If someone says 'WE should watch Troll 2' they should be considered your best friend and can be completely trusted. Also, I AM TIGHTENING MY BELT ONE NOTCH SO I WON'T FEEL HUNGER PANGS.
Rated 08 Jun 2011
20
1st
Really bad indeed, but i expected something much worse. The Killer Eye still takes the cake, Troll 2 is funnier though
Rated 12 Apr 2011
10
9th
So bad it's fantastic. I genuinely adore this film.
Rated 05 Jan 2011
70
24th
A worthy addition 2 the hall of classic stinkers, the first 20 minutes or so feature some of the most unintentionally hysterical dialogue ever. Unfortunately it's impossible 2 always b unintentionally funny, so it turns into a slog through bad filmmaking & far more horrific acting. Still, there's much mockable fun here: the family's staggering levels of obliviousness make slasher-flick teens look like Sherlock Holmes & a seduction/popcorn scene is as insanely bad an idea as anything by Ed Wood.
Rated 09 Oct 2010
0
0th
Hilarious. One of the greatest bad movies of all time. The "actors" have literally no talent. If you were handed the script and then just read on the spot outloud that's how it sounds. The writing tends to have everyone saying what they are currently doing or what they are about to do. Brilliant.
Rated 26 Jun 2010
100
87th
I luvs, yuhuhuh
Rated 21 Feb 2010
4
45th
I'm already regretting this score. Make no mistake: Troll 2 is a terrible film. It's proficiency at being perplexingly awful is already well-documented. It is nothing short of being one of cinema's greatest train-wrecks. I'm giving Troll 2 the score of 85 because it does manage to do the one thing many films fail spectacularly at; much like other colossal stinkers Mutiny in Space, Arizona Werewolf, and even Plan 9 From Outer Space, this movie is, on a minute-to-minute basis, highly entertaining.
Rated 02 Feb 2010
0
1st
Go on youtube for the one memorable scene of such horrendously bad proportions that well I don't know what to compare it too. Its just another one of those laughably bad things.
Rated 06 Oct 2009
0
0th
Utterly repugnant. I watched this based on the hilarious youtube clip (Oh my god!) But was astounded by just how bad it was. I have never seen a film this bad (except maybe Manos but with the MST3K commentary saving it). This film redefined my idea of a bad film - every movie I have ever seen has had to have it's score doubled thanks to this monstrosity. I just had no idea movies got this bad.
Rated 19 Aug 2009
98
97th
One of the most fascinating and heart-wrenching looks into our culture, the stiff, "wood-board"-like acting symbolizes something, I'm sure. This movie is awful. But it's one of the best times I've ever had watching a movie with friends. Seriously. Gets my top score for pure amusement.
Rated 15 Dec 2008
80
61st
I give this an 80 just because it's so friggin amazingly dumb. I love this horrible stupid piece of trash.
Rated 21 Oct 2008
5
10th
Corn scene in the trailer was swell! Novelty value was close to 100 for me, but the actual movie should have been aborted. It's because of movies like this, that make me feel ashamed to be Italian.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
9
4th
Do not expect a sequal to the original Troll. Do not expect a quality movie. However, DO watch it with friends. It's magical in its awfulness.
Rated 19 Feb 2024
20
5th
I don't buy this as the best of the worst, it's mostly a pretty bland film done without competence. I was certainly amused by some parts, but I would only recommend this as obligatory crap cinema.
Rated 28 Sep 2022
9
4th
Ehhh... it's that one scene and that guy in general, otherwise a slog.
Rated 31 Jul 2021
27
15th
This is an unpleasant and badly-made movie, but I had so much fun with it. There were a lot of choices made here, including the exaggerated performances (special shout-out to the main villainess and the store owner), the weird rules around magic and spirits, and the genuinely disturbing practical effects, original and visceral. (The extremely odd politics around vegetarianism are also a choice, I'm afraid.) It's not a good movie, but it's an *amazing* Bad Movie Night movie.
Rated 13 Jan 2021
80
26th
+7 opening title music/chase scene -4 being about goblins -10 ripping off Princess Bride's opening -3 whingy kid -5 terrifying stepford mom -15 What are you trying to do? Turn me into a homo? +15 You wanna get laid? No friends. +5 Sister's "You ate too much!" face +5 Josh pissing on the dinner table +3 "Very human! Wanna see?" +7 Hilarious goblin mama +10 "Oh my god!" +5 Nilbog = Goblin +2 Officer Freak +2 chainsaw tickling "little flower" +3 the TV porn/seduction thing +3 the corn popping
Rated 12 Apr 2020
80
65th
a lovely film, a runtish but charming chicken-soup for the soul.
Rated 04 Apr 2020
35
29th
overrated
Rated 31 Dec 2019
60
12th
It's so impossibly bad in every single way, from incredibly (& ironically) hammy performances to questionable editing & directing choices, on top of atrocious writing & a plot where nothing makes any sense from the very first scene to the last. It's one of the worst movies ever made, & likely always will be. But somehow, it's also ridiculously entertaining if taken for the steaming hot garbage that it is, providing many laughs across its 90-ish minutes. Troll 2 is a spectacle, & must be seen.
Rated 20 Oct 2019
80
87th
Intentionally or not, this is easily one of the best horror-comedies that I've seen. The script and acting are both absurdly hilarious and the plot is far more coherent than I expected given the film's reputation. Most astonishingly, this is probably the only movie that I've seen whose "so-bad-it's-good" scenes are truly numerous and justify watching the film end-to-end as a whole experience.
Rated 03 Oct 2019
35
2nd
So bad it’s good
Rated 09 Nov 2018
75
55th
Isn't a movie that is pure fun a good one?
Rated 02 Nov 2018
40
22nd
The camera work, sound and special effects of Troll 2 are all decent (aside from one goofy goblin). This makes the other parts seem so weirdly bad in comparison. The acting is amateurish, aside from Reed hamming it up. Much of the dialogue feels unnatural, and the story is nonsensical. Where it really shines is the utter insanity of the writers. The overabundance of green food, the corncob sex scene, apples in the fridge. Few things have made me laugh as hard as the "don't let them eat" scene.
Rated 12 Oct 2018
17
1st
This is a famously bad movie. The acting is terrible and clearly amateurish. The script is even worse. The dialogue is poor, unrealistic and does not sound believable. There are plenty of unintentional funny moments. The production value is severely lacking. This film is a must see if you are a fan of terrible movies.
Rated 18 Apr 2018
70
35th
I don't think any of these 'worst movies ever' will ever be worse than Birdemic. Troll 2 has a lot going for it, like a sound engineer, an FX guy who can do better than MS DOS graphics, and pacing that doesn't involve 25 minutes of a guy driving his mustang to work. All in all, Troll 2 just feels like an extended episode of 'Goosebumps.' On the competence-of-filmmaking scale this is only as low as maybe a 3/10. Other than the horrendous acting, its more cheap and tasteless than flat out bad.
Rated 15 Mar 2018
0
2nd
Dumb, ridiculous, and plain stupid, Troll 2 does everything a bad film does because it's the worst movie ever made.
Rated 27 Nov 2017
95
87th
Bad to the point of awesome.
Rated 08 May 2017
0
0th
This is wrong on so many levels.
Rated 07 Dec 2016
1
2nd
I'm on the verge of tears by minute 30 as I realize I have to sit through another hour of this dreck; 60 mind-numbingly painful minutes of godawful acting, shitty makeup effects and inexplicable nonsense. By the time the credits started rolling, my brain had turned to a gooey mush, green slime was pouring out of my every orifice and I had made 3 new imaginary friends, two of which won't let me leave my room.
Rated 21 Nov 2016
2
0th
Don't worry, you don't need to watch Troll to appreciate Troll 2...because it isn't even a sequel to Troll. This is in my Mount Rushmore of so bad its good movies.
Rated 31 Oct 2016
75
52nd
Vegetarian trolls who eat humans. So bad, yet so entertaining. Genuinely more funny and enjoyable than most comedies.
Rated 05 Aug 2016
92
83rd
One of the worst movies I have ever seen indeed, but that makes it awesome :) Check out the "Best Worst Movie" documentary afterwards
Rated 31 Mar 2016
40
6th
oh my god
Rated 06 Dec 2015
5
4th
F
Rated 11 May 2015
70
76th
As impressively bad as it is, it manages to do something inconceivable in a movie named "Troll 2": it features no trolls, of any kind, whatsoever!
Rated 17 Apr 2015
10
0th
when they done the casting call, they must have found a nest of the most bad actors and cast them all! was not just more stupid then the first one, but the make up and costumes where more then just horrible. all about the movie is a waste of time and money. who finances movies like this?
Rated 01 Nov 2014
0
0th
What really needs to be said about Troll 2? It's the quintessential "so bad it's good" movie. Everyone knows it. And it's a delight.
Rated 14 Oct 2014
20
12th
Heard about this from "Best Worst Movie", a documentary on IMDB's worst movie of all-time. The first half of this was gloriously awful, and it was fun to ridicule. But as the movie wore on it kind of grinds down your will to live...
Rated 12 Oct 2014
0
0th
I'm probably still partial to The Apple for all-out what the fuckness, but yeah okay i have to admit this is one of the most entertainingly bad movies ever. "What kind of show is this?"
Rated 18 Aug 2014
40
1st
I was torn rating this. It's undoubtedly a terrible film. The acting is so stiff, coma patients would have done a better a job. The dialogue is laughable, until you realise a human actually wrote it. The props and effects would even make the blind squirm. ....But, somewhere in all that horror, genius struck purely by accident. This film should/ can only be watched if you're playing some sort of drinking game (or are in fact already drunk).
Rated 15 Aug 2014
80
81st
it really is "the best"
Rated 15 Mar 2014
20
2nd
The movie is competently made, it is just schlocky B movie material. It also has some of the worst acting you'll ever see.
Rated 02 Mar 2014
60
7th
No more! ....no more popcorn.
Rated 23 Feb 2014
20
1st
It's just as awesomely bad as you've heard. I had a hard time choosing whether to give it a high score, or a low one...
Rated 01 Jan 2014
20
1st
Utah looked nice. An unnecessary warning shot across the bow of a particularly inefficient sort of vegetarianism.
Rated 30 Nov 2013
5
0th
I was told I would enjoy this...I was lied to! I'm a guy who appreciates B-movies, but this pushes the limits. It's almost as bad as The Room: too bad to be so bad it's good. In the end it's just not enjoyable to watch.
Rated 15 Aug 2013
10
3rd
Incompetent in every way, yet in the annals of the Best Bad Movies, only The Room beats it for pure entertainment value.
Rated 10 Aug 2013
20
3rd
Few films in my life have effected me as much as this one. Which explains a lot about both of us, I think.
Rated 23 Apr 2013
95
95th
A nightmarish, brilliantly surreal discourse on the importance of the family bond in the face of overwhelming pressure from society.
Rated 18 Feb 2013
1
0th
Saw the documentary so had high expectations. But in the end it just seemed like people who didn't speak English wrote a really bad screenplay. Also why wouldn't the goblins/trolls just eat plants if they were vegetarians?
Rated 29 Dec 2012
10
6th
as bad as good gets - 5/5 on the so-bad-it's-good scale equals 10/100
Rated 26 Dec 2012
0
0th
The best "worst" movie of all time. Highly entertaining to watch with a group of friends. Horrible production quality, acting/dialogue, story-line, you name it.
Rated 30 Nov 2012
50
3rd
Awful, but interesting enough to be worth a watch, especially as it isn't too long.
Rated 13 Oct 2012
81
73rd
Quite easily bad enough to be good.
Rated 12 Oct 2012
17
0th
Like The Room, this is a worthy piece of shit.
Rated 05 Oct 2012
10
7th
It's difficult to rate a film that is popular solely because it's so bad. It definitely has some scenes of hilarious awfulness, but if you're seen a Youtube compilation of the "best" bits, I don't know if there's that much to get from watching the whole film. Well, at least if you watch the film in whole you get a better grasp of the film's hilarious anti-vegetarian message. And the ending is perfect.

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