Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell

It's been twenty years since I've seen a Tremors movie, and with quality like this it might be twenty more before I see another. At this point the writing is so ungodly terrible that there are redundant words in half the lines, another half of them are odious declarations of ass whoopery not ten percent as awesome as the half retarded writer who penned them thought. The dialog is so bad, in fact, that the b-rate actors and a middle aged looking Jamie Kennedy look good by comparison.

Hey Beavis; They said "Ass Blasters" ! .......Hahaha

At this point the "Tremors" franchise is just a vehicle to follow Michael Gross' character "Burt Gummer" throughout eternity. Part of me welcomes that, but the other part kind of wishes they would just leave the "Tremors" franchise alone at this point. After canceling another SyFy channel "Tremors" TV show, this one noteworthy for the return of Kevin Bacon, now all that "Tremors" fans have left are these movies starring Jamie Kennedy, which isn't much of a consolation prize.

bad movie

Stupid and Fun with some powerful and angry Graboids. The camera work and dialogue pretty much killed this movie for me.

Oh how the Tremors series has fallen. Used to be great. Now it is just a pale imitation of itself.

While I prefer a less cartoonish Gummer (he's always at a 10 here & his arguments feel contrived) & there are some egregious plotholes (why does the graboid not eat his son?) this franchise is still consistently goofy fun. Even though the "Arctic" location isn't fooling anyone, tying the worms' resurgence to melting ice is clever. The writers also keep delivering new variations like the fishing trick & the "worm" Gummer's contracted. But it's the constant action & fast pacing that make t work.

Burt Gummer and his son Travis Welker head to Canada to investigate deadly attacks committed by giant worms. The two arrive at the research facility and make a strange discovery. Burt is bitten by one of the giant worms and poisoned. He has only 48 hours to live and will have to find an antidote during that time.

The CGI graboids look great. They are the only good thing about this movie. It's a gilded turd.