Titanic 666

The more things change, one thing remains the same, unbending: The Asylum will never stop making shitty movies. Since 1999, your one-stop chop-shop for the cheap, lazy, poorly-made, and "shouldn't-exist". And this may be the best one! Filled with all the awful CGI and unmixed sound effects you know and love - most egregiously, a man shoots himself in the head and has no entry OR exit wounds. A stowaway cuts herself and spews vaguely-religious alphabet soup and BAM - zombie ghosts. Fuck this.