Titanic 2

And here's The Asylum, doing what they do best. Or worst. Either way, avoid this like the plague.

Flipping through channels, Big Night... not quite, The Bridges at Tokyo-Ri... nah, Eat Drink Man Woman... I guess I am hungry, ... and then I saw it: Titanic Roman Fucking Numeral II. I went in for the global warming pun and a punchline for a premise, stayed for the high school CGI and the porn stars slumming it through hilarious dialogue on their days off real work. Cinematic nihilism at its very best: gleeful, unapologetic, fighting The System of good movies simply because it's there.

A tsunami pushes icebergs into the ship come on. Bad acting and syfy channel cgi. Yea it's awful.

Doesn't really have a lot going for it. CGI seems purposefully awful and not a lot makes sense in any way. Occasionally funny.

The moral of the story: Don't buy cheap doors. Doors are jamming constantly in this thing. CGI provided by the original Sony Playstation.

The hubris of man's stubborn refusal to come to terms with global warming is comparable to...to...it's on the tip of my tongue...

Holy crap, the return of the killer titanic o_0

A few comical moments but aside from that this film is terrible. But it's The Asylum so you can't really be surprised by that. I have to say the ending was a tremendous bit of comedy if you know anything about CPR.

wait. who in the world, in the year 2010, thought these graphics were acceptable? as my roommate described it: it's like a really tacky softcore porn, without the sex.

Deserving of its few points just because the movie is so absolutely horrible as to be so absolutely hysterical.

Exactly what you’d expect it to be.

I'm still waiting for the third movie.

10 points for just the sure comedy value. This film is that bad its actually funny! Oh yeah the ship sinks in case you were wondering...

What a deception, it's not even funny, it's just dull, boring, nothing remarkable. Forgetable, I expected much more for an Asylum movie called Titanic 2.

So poorly made, but so much more entertaining than the love story original (with occasional sinking ships)

I didn't think i would ever rate a movie this low, but then I saw this. Maybe good for a few laughs at the terrible effects, but otherwise, STAY AWAY!!

Really? Who does this things? Could be the worst thing I've ever wasted an hour on.

The Asylum strikes again. I gave this movie points only because the acting was so horrendous it was comical.