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The Whole Ten Yards

The Whole Ten Yards

2004
Comedy, Crime
1h 38m
Retired hitman Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski (Willis) is living the quiet life in a beachfront bungalow in Mexico, miles away from his former life. Suddenly, an uninvited and most unwelcome connection to their past shows up on the Tudeskis' doorstep. It's Oz (Perry), their former neighbor, breathless and desperate, begging them to help rescue his wife, Cynthia (Henstridge), from the Hungarian mob. (Warner Bros.)

The Whole Ten Yards

2004
Comedy, Crime
1h 38m
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Avg Percentile 26.75% from 2065 total ratings

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Rated 10 Sep 2018
55
30th
Exactly three feet too far.
Rated 02 Sep 2012
70
32nd
I'm going to file this under "Movies made for the actors to have some fun"
Rated 22 Feb 2009
50
1st
i cant remember if this is the one with tits switch their scores if it is
Rated 07 Apr 2009
3
2nd
The first one was awesome. This happened to be a total disappointment.
Rated 16 Nov 2008
40
5th
What a ridiculous movie, was it for children ? Great disappointment ! Bruce Willis was really acting stupid. Luckily at the end there was some funny action.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
10
0th
My friends and I went to see "The Punisher" in the theater, but I was only 16 and thus could not get into the movie, so I saw this instead. I saw "The Punisher" later, and it was far, far better than this. That does not bode well for any movie.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
40
5th
Terrible, utterly pointless sequel that forgets what made the humor in the original truly worth watching. I'm sure someone could truly discuss this film, but I think I'll pass.
Rated 25 Feb 2007
60
14th
9 yards were enough...
Rated 14 Feb 2024
62
32nd
Thetonecouldabeenfineifitwasntforthevillainlol+lolMCDsis
Rated 30 Jun 2022
5
0th
A dull, dead weight of a “comedy” that lumbers on screen and just sits there until it's over; it’s almost impressive to be able to assemble such a talented cast and come up with something without a shred of coherence, wit or even energy (despite the copious, inexplicable moments of loud gunfire and apparent carnage). If I can take anything from it, Pollak’s full-on clown turn as the Hungarian mafia boss is like someone trying to start a fire with a wet box of matches, but at least he’s trying!
Rated 04 Nov 2018
40
19th
ger; [Keine halben Sachen 2 - Jetzt erst recht!; The Whole Ten Yards]; der zur ruhe gesetzte profikiller wird unerwartet von seinem früheren zahnarzt besucht, welcher eine bande von kriminellen auf sich aufmerksam macht.; (beweggründe der charakter zu lange verdeckt);
Rated 18 Feb 2018
25
8th
Not as nearly as good as the first one. The characters that the first film presented are down the drain - these are different characters here - what a difference decent writing makes. Kevin Pollak's characters is absolutely horrible this time around, physically unpleasant to watch and listen to. The film is disjointed, has poor pace, is not funny, is badly written and doesn't have the charisma, punch, freshness or sexiness of the first installation. Which is a shame.
Rated 10 Dec 2015
50
13th
Eh?
Rated 23 Dec 2013
55
35th
5+ pretty good
Rated 16 Dec 2012
30
4th
Possibly one of the least necessary sequels ever made.
Rated 07 Oct 2012
60
8th
Exactly the same style, humor, camera work etc as the first one. Like, EXACTLY the same. Aren't sequels supposed to raise the bar? Up the anty? Ah well, it wasn't all that bad, but thats maybe cos i enjoyed the first one. If you didn't, stay clear of this.
Rated 30 Apr 2012
51
16th
50.500
Rated 25 Dec 2011
5
5th
too good
Rated 21 Dec 2011
54
7th
This movie falls apart with the ludicrous bad guys. The bad guys are stupid and unfunny. The whole plot is very forced in this movie.
Rated 11 Dec 2011
60
55th
Like its predecessor, the Whole Ten Yards is a witty and hilarious romp meshing classic screwball comedy with Mafia hits and heists. Unlike its predecessor, the Whole Nine Yards overtly tries way too hard to be witty and hilarious and almost becomes a parody of itself at times, becoming a convoluted and confusing mess of a plot by film's end. Also, Kevin Pollak is amazing.
Rated 27 Oct 2011
55
31st
This movie seems to be generally hated, but I didn't think it was that bad. Definitely nowhere near as good as the first, but it had some decently funny parts. It was cheap and simplistic and a disappointment after The Whole Nine Yards, but did have its moments that made it worth it.
Rated 18 Jul 2011
66
33rd
The only thing worse than the "it was all a crazy dream" ending is the "it was all part of our cleverly laid out plan" ending. Compared to the original, this is a brainless, wandering zombie of a movie.
Rated 10 Jan 2011
9
3rd
Willis is decent, but nothing else in this movie is. Extra minus points for Kevin Pollak's makeup.
Rated 28 Sep 2010
28
14th
The film simply doesn't need to exist. They should've taken the budget for this and spent it remaking its prequel with a competent director and cinematographer.
Rated 20 Sep 2010
80
35th
Great comedy! Matthew Perry in his best role yet (aside from Friends of course)!
Rated 01 Sep 2010
15
3rd
Why can't they ever leave well enough alone. It's a miracle they managed to make the first film watchable - why go back to the well when they clearly drained it on the first go-round?
Rated 16 Mar 2010
40
4th
When I first watched the original "The Whole Nine Yards" I was pleasantly surprised with how funny and entertaining it was. It had a certain charm to the story and characters that really made the film. This sequel then took this charm and made sure that there was none of it to be found.
Rated 14 Nov 2009
19
11th
Bad Movie
Rated 30 Sep 2009
50
1st
So not as good as the first one.
Rated 09 Aug 2009
11
9th
Bland and not funny in the slightest. Not worth your time.
Rated 04 Mar 2009
45
51st
Great characters and decent plot make an above average sequel.
Rated 26 Jan 2009
70
54th
Cool acting by Willis. Amanda Peet is always nice to watch ;)
Rated 21 Jan 2009
70
5th
This is pretty cheap comedy. Not the best of acting either by most people in this movie. Bruce Willis still sort of pulls it off as the typical him in comedy. Grumpy, tough but a teddy bear on the inside. I'm a big fan of Matthew Perry's sense of humor and comedy. This movie doesn't bring out much of it though. The old Hungarian bad guy in this movie is horrible. Not funny at all and not well acted either.
Rated 18 Dec 2008
70
21st
Solid humor, solid acting, very enjoyable.
Rated 21 Aug 2008
50
38th
Not as good as the first, but not really bad. The relationships feel fake this time around and it's not as funny as the first, but it still retains some of the lighthearted silliness that made the whole nine yards charming. Recommended if you really like the first. Some very funny moments. Not particularly good, but I enjoyed it all the same.
Rated 22 Jun 2008
10
6th
One of the worst sequels ever.
Rated 11 Jun 2008
30
17th
had a few funny moments
Rated 30 Oct 2007
55
20th
This movie looked promising, but it was not done as well as I hoped.
Rated 08 Oct 2007
60
46th
The first is much better. It has some interesting jokes, but in general follows a little sluggish.
Rated 07 Oct 2007
48
5th
Dull. When people complain about Hollywood churning out completely unnecessary sequels, this is the sort of thing they're referring to.
Rated 16 Sep 2007
20
1st
worthless sequel to the moderately entertaining "9 Yards".
Rated 08 Sep 2007
40
6th
Omg I can't believe thuis is the same guy who starred in Pulp Fiction...
Rated 21 Aug 2007
1
5th
crap
Rated 19 Aug 2007
23
22nd
At this point in Willis' career, there's only money in it.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
40
2nd
Caught most of it on cable - forced comedy, nothing unique, much annoying.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
20
2nd
After a mildly entertaining original, this sequal doesn't even provide the a drop of what made the first one even watchable, really bad plot and totally un-funny.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
60
25th
Not as good as the original.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
38
5th
Awful sequel, should not have been made.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
74
21st
Why don't movie makers realize that most sequels are very bad ideas.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
20
2nd
Very bad. The first one was alright but this one was pretty horrible..
Rated 14 Aug 2007
70
22nd
The 9 Yards was better. Willis's role strange.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
60
31st
Hmm
Rated 14 Aug 2007
2
22nd
Failure.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
11
2nd
Holy God this was stupid. And I loved the first movie. This is just devoid of any laughs. Or entertainment.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
50
13th
Too gay.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
90
80th
great sequal to a great movie
Rated 26 May 2007
50
36th
Not even close to the 1st.
Rated 01 Mar 2007
20
4th
Poor.
Rated 25 Jan 2007
42
7th
What a disappointment. I loved The Whole Nine Yards. This movie lovingly takes those ideas and characters and bends them over the table for a little sequal humiliation. This movie should not exist. That and the title is cliche, silly and contrived. Is that really the best they could do. I hate Hollywood writers.
Rated 12 Dec 2006
65
27th
Nowhere near as good as The Whole Nine Yards. No Amanda Peet nudity either.

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