The Union

Such a bad movie. Worst dialog I've seen in a long time. Cliché storyline with dorky add-ons.

You’d think in a job such as this that Halle Berry would probably ensure her blonde, flappy hair was kept out of her face.

Not even the Porsche sounds right.

Hallie Berry has still got it. Funny that Marky Mark also seems to still have something worth watching. The story was supposed to be high intrigue, but it comes off as high baloney most of the time. Great cast, exciting action, but the story was far fetched and thin on credibility. Worth watching, but turn your brain off first. hehe

Comedy of remarriage about a blue collar guy who hooks back up with a girl he dated in school but whose life took a more adventurous turn (including a big black guy as ex-husband, but this leads to only one veiled comment implying that there is something to be said about the comparative sizes of the two males). Relies heavily on the charms of its two leads, and, based on the evidence presented here, it has at least to be said that Halle Berry is ageing beautifully. Unfortunate haircut though.

If Netflix's goal is to pay big stars to star in sht and people will watch: mission accomplished. But I can assure you most people who watched this will feel sht on. Everything about this is sooo fking lazy. The script is jaw-droppingly derivative, predictable & dumb. Another spy "comedy" action flick w/ its only distinguishing feature is its pandering to blue collar viewers, who should feel insulted. Wahlberg is allegedly chosen for his blue collar inconspicuousness, but it never helps anything

Surprisingly entertaining for an action comedy like any other action comedy in history. Perfect for when you are hung over or just really tired.

Painfully average, but decent entertainment, despite my problems with Berry’s acting.