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The Three Musketeers
1993
Comedy, Family/Kids
1h 45m
A Disney-ized retelling of Dumas' classic swashbuckling story of three swordsmen plus one of the disbanded French king's guard who seek to save their King from the scheming of the Cardinal Richelieu (imdb)
The Three Musketeers
1993
Comedy, Family/Kids
1h 45m
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Rated 04 Feb 2020
69
60th
They should remake this with Robert Downey Jr., Bryan Cranston, Kevin James and Miles Teller. Jim Carrey could fill the Tim Curry role. The song could be redone by Adam Levine, Justin Beiber, and Ed Sheeran. Please, God, no one listen to me.
Rated 04 Feb 2020
Rated 02 Jun 2019
55
27th
Charlie Sheen stoked AIDS wasn’t a thing back then “uhhh Charlie that’s not how that works”. Michael Wincott gargled all the scenery in the 90s and just disappeared. This wants to be Robin Hood prince of thieves so bad it even has Bryan Adams. A little too much quipping for a period without toilet paper.
Rated 02 Jun 2019
Rated 15 Aug 2017
75
29th
Let's make it AAAAAAALLLLLLLLL FOR TIER FOOOOUUUUURRRRR.
Rated 15 Aug 2017
Rated 14 Aug 2007
28
28th
This movie made me hate Leonardo DiCaprio, and he's not even in it.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 26 Mar 2007
54
19th
Entertaining enough. You could feel the heavy hand of Hollywood on this one, and it suffers for it, but it's better than half of other movies based on the Three Musketeers. That counts for something?
Rated 26 Mar 2007
Rated 12 Apr 2012
25
9th
Formulaic action-adventure nonsense. Sword fights, frilly shirts, floppy hats, panto villains, cheesy lines, you know the drill. What struck me most, other than De Mornay's epic cleavage, was how much leaping the Musketeers did. Buildings, bridges, horses, cliffs, boats, walls. You name it, they leapt off that shit. Usually in slow motion. In summary, it's a rubbish film, but recommended if you like slow motion leaping.
Rated 12 Apr 2012
Rated 18 Jul 2011
5
2nd
I had to sit through this shit in a class, and the best part was when some dude shouted out "WINNING" as Charlie Sheen popped on screen.
Rated 18 Jul 2011
Rated 18 Feb 2009
75
43rd
A competent though not stellar telling of this story. A little too violent for the very young, but still a Disney production at heart. Tim Curry is delightfully over-the-top.
Rated 18 Feb 2009
Rated 12 Oct 2008
69
26th
Nothing special, but it was entertaining in the 90s.
Rated 12 Oct 2008
Rated 14 Mar 2008
50
33rd
Your typically bland Disney live-action movie
Rated 14 Mar 2008
Rated 14 Aug 2007
4
44th
Not too bad as far as kid-aimed swordplay action goes, but it's pretty dry and feels very blandly Hollywood/Disney. For 90s swashbuckling fun check out Mask of Zorro instead.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
65
51st
Sheen, Platt and Sutherland goof their way through the whole thing, but it's not all bad.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 22 May 2022
55
37th
A good cast and a swift pace makes this rather generic and uneventful adaptation of Dumas watchable. It relies heavily on its stars-of-the-day to sustain interest, but nobody gives anywhere near close to a career best performance or even appears to be having all that much fun, apart from Curry, which makes the effort to assemble them seem rather pointless. The G rating also hurts, and it goes a long way to explaining why Sutherland and Sheen's time as movie stars was relatively short lived.
Rated 22 May 2022
Rated 15 Aug 2017
50
13th
Oh yeah, this movie.
Rated 15 Aug 2017
Rated 04 Jun 2010
30
23rd
In response to Jeb: I think Chris O'Donnell is always on crack.
Rated 04 Jun 2010
Rated 20 Feb 2023
53
9th
Goofy movie, but it's heart is in the right place. May as well have been G rated, although I think it was, probably. They've remade the original movie so many times I've lost track.
Rated 20 Feb 2023
Rated 02 Jun 2020
40
19th
Passes the time.
Rated 02 Jun 2020
Rated 22 Mar 2015
70
49th
Certainly no artistic achievement, but a very well put together simple, lighthearted action film with fun characters, pretty good fight choreography and very nice scenery and sets.
Rated 22 Mar 2015
Rated 16 Jul 2011
12
10th
Haven't seen this in years, but it leaves a lingering memory of being spectacularly fucking awful.
Rated 16 Jul 2011
Rated 21 Mar 2011
67
6th
I couldn't get over how boring this movie was. It's definitely something you could watch while doing the dishes or taking the trash out or checking the mail. You just set your kids in front of your TV and figure out the bills at the kitchen counter. It's predictably wholesome and terribly simple. I knew exactly what was happening without even watching it. The helpful music score constantly playing kept me keyed in the whole time. C
Rated 21 Mar 2011
Rated 21 Sep 2010
60
26th
Fairly tepid and boring, but there is decent chemistry from the leads. Platt is interesting as usual.
Rated 21 Sep 2010
Rated 08 Jun 2010
10
3rd
Proper pissy pants
Rated 08 Jun 2010
Rated 24 Feb 2010
60
19th
Empty of anything good except Rebecca DeMornay and John Malkovich.
Rated 24 Feb 2010
Rated 28 Jan 2010
60
4th
Historically inaccurate AND boring.
Rated 28 Jan 2010
Rated 04 Oct 2009
100
51st
really good action adventure 10 out of 10 a great cast of movie stars and good plot.
Rated 04 Oct 2009
Rated 19 Aug 2009
84
9th
All you need to look at is the name and it conjures up images of extreme swordplay by figures of some renown. It is an adventure movie at its core and one that captures all of the necessary elements to portray the story of the three (nay, four) musketeers in all their glory.
Rated 19 Aug 2009
Rated 18 Aug 2009
50
6th
Five words: Jack Bauer with a sword...'nuff said
Rated 18 Aug 2009
Rated 05 Jun 2009
82
84th
Tim Curry is a hilarious villain, while Chris O'Donnell and Kiefer Sutherland provide hunkiness.
Rated 05 Jun 2009
Rated 09 Apr 2009
0
15th
A half-hearted romp by a group of actors to whom swashbuckling is a lost art, this is simply _Young Guns_ with swords, no more than a feeble adventure with little sense of period.
Rated 09 Apr 2009
Rated 02 Mar 2009
45
31st
Average, not bad, but not good either.
Rated 02 Mar 2009
Rated 10 Feb 2009
60
36th
I found something... ugly.
Rated 10 Feb 2009
Rated 26 Jan 2009
70
54th
Amazing three musketeers movie with Charlie Sheen!
Rated 26 Jan 2009
Rated 25 Jan 2009
75
65th
Fun and dark, I loved this movie when I was a child.
Rated 25 Jan 2009
Rated 28 Sep 2008
3
32nd
Destroying nostalgic feelings, one film at a time.
Rated 28 Sep 2008
Rated 05 Apr 2008
76
55th
This movie is not horrible, in fact, I would say it is a decent version of Dumas' tale, though not as close to the book as I hoped.
Rated 05 Apr 2008
Rated 16 Mar 2008
95
98th
My favorite of all the three musketeers movies.
Rated 16 Mar 2008
Rated 29 Oct 2007
64
58th
Highly entertaining romp; well cast and written.
Rated 29 Oct 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
38
16th
Not a favorite.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
74
46th
The Disney adaptation of the Dumas classic is dumbed down a litlle, but really it's not bad. As much as I like Oliver Platt, he is badly miscast here. Tim Curry, however, is outstanding. The movie is entertaining if forgetable.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
60
14th
I don't really remeber but I'm sure it was ok
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 12 Jul 2007
80
23rd
Passable. Could have been a lot better.
Rated 12 Jul 2007
Rated 18 Jun 2007
35
15th
Liked it when I was a kid, on a second viewing nowadays though, it's not so amazing.
Rated 18 Jun 2007
Rated 14 Jun 2007
85
73rd
Fun for a summer movie, doesn't really stick to the books all that well.
Rated 14 Jun 2007
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