The Swan Princess

It's not without some charm, and a couple of the songs are decent, but this is definitely Diet Disney. OK for kids, but others should approach with caution.

a bland disney wannabe, not to mention mysoginistic as fuck. also, derek is a bottom and nobody can change my mind.

yes, I know. no, I don't care. just let me have this

I watched this non-stop as a child, and having just rewatched it, I can say that I still enjoy it, even if there's some narrative cheating that bugs me a lot more as an adult.

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Okay animation, a plot that manages to function and some good songs to go along with the bad. You could pass this off as Disney movie from one of their weaker periods, but if you want to fool someone into thinking that this is an actual quality Disney princess movie, you need to turn it off after the initial montage/song.

Rather blatantly rips off Sleeping Beauty, and the songs are annoying too.

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