The Slime People

Saw this on Mystery Science Theater. There sure is a lot of fog in this movie.

Oh brother - slime people create a dome made of solidified fog! Another third-rate b-movie infinitely improved by MST3K embelishments (some examples: "have you ever SEEN these 'slime people'" - no, but I've had lengthy phone conversations with their head office. "I'm a newscaster, sports mainly" - so I deal with slime all the time.)

The film equivalent of spinning in place and then trying to walk in a straight line.

A vaguely interesting premise ruined by talky staging and frequently impenetrable photography.

SEEMED RACIST

One of the foggier movies you're likely to come across. Wondrously implausible, even for one of these things...and sodium chloride defeats them?! lol (not the best news in the world for an invading army).

Visually one of the worst movies ever. The acting is even worse. Also, salt ... sorry, sodium chloride is effective against creatures from the OCEAN!?!? MST3K score: 64

I wouldn't usually rate films I watch through MST3K, but this one is especially dire and I think deserves special mention. Not even Joel and the bots can make watching this anything other than a painful experience. Most of the film is grey blurs moving across grey backgrounds with annoying music, bad dialogue and even worse acting. I fucking hated this.

Mst3k score: 5/10

Terrible script, direction, and soundtrack. Where a heavy fog worked to suspend horror in the original The Fog, here it's annoying and makes the film hard to follow. The plot is downright laughable. Best viewed via MST3K.