The Lost Empire

Practically the very first thing Jim Wynorski showed the audience in his directorial debut was a close-up of a buxom lady's cleavage. Which I guess, actually was the best way to establish a tone, not only for this particular busty babes fantasy adventure, but pretty much the rest of Wynorski's boob filled filmography. Despite overflowing with camp, the things in this movie sound way more fun on paper than they end up being, but still worth checking for fans of B-movies and boobs.

Campy kinda-remake of Enter the Dragon where the fighters are all strippers in metal bikinis and the main baddie is an undead fiend played by Angus Scrimm from Phantasm. It's got ninjas, catfights, Native Indians, a man eating gorilla and a gigantic laser shaped like a cock and balls. Sounds like it should be awesome, but the fights are all really lame, and the cast keeps breaking the fourth wall to deliver terrible one liners to the audience.

Trio of double D-sized heroines (policewoman, convict and... indian) fight clan of laser-guns wielding satanic ninjas led by man-eating immortal geezer in this Jim Wynorski's directorial debut. A sort of campy, comic book fantasy type of movie. It excels in snarky remarks. Sometimes it is so silly it made me laugh. Not great, but still memorable trash movie.