The Knight Before Christmas

Ye olde turde.

Stupid, I doubt there is even a target audience that will really like it. I failed my quest of enjoying any aspect of this horribly acted pile of garbage. I expected horrible in a fun way, but this was a painful waste of 90 minutes.

Hey Alexa, I don't mean to be a boiled-brained cod piece but this movie's a dud and your lifeless cameo only makes it worse. Cole's nonchalant fish-out-of-water chival-schtick is insufferable, and what exactly was his quest? To kiss a woman before Christmas? Cuz that's what it seemed like. There's no tension here save for Brooke's baffling heartbreak; instead, we get awkward conversations and grocery shopping and a shoehorned subplot about a down-on-his-luck dad. Nice production design though.

Awesome title. Alexa, fix the plot. No period accuracy (medieval babes!), but it's not like I expected more. Instead, I'll comment on how Hudgens' outfits all seemed like they had more risqué necklines, then someone sent them back to the costume dept to fill in the cleavage since This Is A Family Movie. Probably sanitized the chemistry too. Fav scene: less fav but more like incredulity for lending your new car to this sworded weirdo you brought home instead of letting the police do their job.

bad movie

Eh. I mean. I guess it's harmless enough fluff? I'm a sucker for fish out of time movie tropes so I rated this higher than I would have usually. I just wish Vanessa Hudgens had another emote besides a smiley face.

Pretty much no redeeming qualities. I knew it was going to be bad, but there was no way I could prepare for this.

They couldn’t have put in the teensiest effort to make the knight who travels through time from the 14th century look or act anything like a medieval knight? He looks perfectly groomed and washed and shaved to modern standards and even has a hip 21st century men’s haircut. He gets in a car and somehow knows how to shift gears LMAO

I am still coming to terms with contemporary trash and this might actually fall into enjoyable cheesefest. The medieval character lost in a modern world is often much fun in a stupid way. I would probably be less hospitable if this were my 20th shitty netflix movie, but it's just the first.

It's Netflix's version of those cheesy Hallmark movies, maybe with slightly more budget for the historical scenes. Passes the time, has a few laughs, but otherwise forgettable.

I prefer Princess Switch with the same lead actress.

"Another one, wench!" This gives off very strong 'Kate & Leopald' vibes, but that's no bad thing. The chemistry between Hudgens and Whitehouse is surprisingly authentic, even if the costumes and what is spoken is not always period accurate.

It's not the worst of course, and it's entertaining if you want to watch a shitty Christmas movie. It's just nothing amazing honestly.