The Keeper

Well, this is the last movie I can fit into my 24-hour (really 30-hour) end-of-the-year Steven Seagal marathon, but I've decided since he still has so many more movies that I'll ring in the new year by trying to finish off his filmography. Anyway, The Keeper, Completely watchable, instantly forgettable DTV movie.

Words can't even describe it! They simply can't.

Had its moments, but yeah... its the typical 2000s Direct-to-DVD Seagal movie. The ending sucked even more than usual though.

Surprisingly calm and emotional Seagal-movie, that doesnt evoke any emotions but still manage to feel like a real film for most of the time. Liezl Carstens as the girl in danger can even act and the same goes for Steph DuVall as the father. Still very stupid and pompous but together with 'Driven to Kill' this marks a slight turning point for Seagal.

Strong contender for worst movie of the year. Seagal has probably never, ever been worse. Oh, how I long for "The Glimmer Man" and "Under Siege"!

This is so far away from being a "man on fire" as can be